Yu-Gi-Oh! A New Hero Emerges!
Chapter 13
Final Duel in Heart of Darkness! VS Ashiro!
The damage was a bit unnerving from the duel with Zompire Geek. But I got over it. I couldn't help poking fun at Justin for being caught off guard, but it soon stopped when I felt a wet spot in my pants. ...Shit, Justin hit me in the crotch with the hilt of his sword and I wet myself.
Thump. thump. thumpthumpthump. Is Ashiro dancing up there? On the roof? We went upstairs to the roof.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (gasp) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
Justin laughed at the gasp part. "Whatsa matter? Got out of breath"
We all laughed nervously behind him. Ashiro was trying not to look embarrassed. Ashiro got an idea. He took out a black orb.
"HAHA... This orb contains the rage that was within Azurada's soul!"
We all gasp, for no apparent reason.
Yugi--er Yami-- gave a shout in his usual demannding way, "What do you plan to do with it, Ashiro?"
"Simple, Pharoah, I am moments away from completing a ritual that will combine Azurada's rage with my own. Then, I will achieve my ultimate power, and DESTROY THE WORLD! MUAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!"
Justin tilts his head to one side. "What is it with guys and destroying the world? I mean, once they destroy the world, where the fuck are they gonna live?"
Ashiro give Justin "the eye," and says, "I'm evil, we are supposed to do evil shit like this."
"That's nice, but where you gonna live after youu kill the world?"
"HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT MYSELF! I AM EEEEVIL! Once this world is destroyed, I will go to other worlds, and destroy them!"
"...You really need to see a psychiatrist."
"Evil needs no Psychiatry, mother--"
I cut in... "Oooookay, enough long boring chitchat. We are here to duel you, and beat the living crap out of you!"
Ashiro just rolled his eyes. He decided to go ahead with the ritual. He started to chant something in some undecipherable language, holding up the black orb. The chanting grew louder, for Ashiro like being dramatic.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNN! The orb disappeared, and Ashiro's aura skyrocketed. Ashiro started laughing with a more evil voice (as if it wasn't evil enough, and takes out a DuelDisc. Ashiro now resembles a Mix of sorts. Evil Malik's Hair, though black, a shadowy-skinned face, and the rest is a cross between Despair from the Dark and Dark Ruler Ha Des.
"Let's make this iiiiinteresting. A Three-on-One duel, against me!"
So it was decided. Me, Justin and Yu--Yami!-- against Ashiro. To be fair, Justin, Yami, and I all had 4000LP each, while Ashiro had 12000.
Duel Begin! Muaaha!
Ashiro draws a card, "I'll start off, since nice guys finish last. I will play the Magic Card, Final Countdown!"
Ashiro: 10000LP
"At the cost of 2000LP, I will automatically win the duel after 20 of my turns pass! GAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I will place a m/t and end my turn!"
I just cocked my head to one side. Normally I would be pissed, but I just gazed in wonder 'why Ashiro has to laugh so much.' "My Move!" I drew a card. "I'll set two m/t s facedown. and summon Masked Dragon in defense mode. (1400/1100) That's all."
Justin's move, he drew. "HAHAHAHA! I will play the most annoying card of all time! Gravekeeper's Servant. Whenever you declare an attack, you must discard the top card from your deck. I'll set one more spell/trap facedown and end my turn."
Yami's turn. "I draw... I'll summon Gamma the Magnet Warrior in attack mode! I'll place 1 card facedown and end my turn.
Now it's back to Ashiro. (19 turns left) He draws, and he likes the card. "I'll play Blazing Inpachi in attack mode! (1850/0) Next, I will play the magic card, Burning Spear, to increase Blazing Inpachi's attack by 400! (2250 ATK). Now Blazing Inpachi (he discards a card from deck because of GK's Servant), attack Justin's LP!"
"I activate Sakuretsu Armor, to destroy your blazing stick, leaving u completely open for attack."
Ashiro grins... "Joy, I have a facedown card, too... Seven Tools of the Bandit! it cancels out your freaky armor (boom)! ..At the cost of a thousand LP... So Blazing Inpachi's attack goes through!
Ashiro: 9000 Justin:1750 Azurada: 4000 Yami: 4000
My move again. "I draw! ...Joy, I play Smashing Ground to get rid of Blazing Inpachi! (BOOOOOM) Now u r open for a direct attack! I'll swap Masked Dragon to attack mode, and summon Gearfried the Iron Knight! (1800 ATK) Gearfried and Masked Dragon! Attack AShiro's LP!"
SLASH and SIZZLE. Ashiro lost a total of 3200LP
Ashiro: 5800
"My move!" said Justin as he drew. "I summon Red Eyes Black Chick! (800) then I activate its special ability... it grow up. Now say hello to Red Eyes Black Dragon (2400/2000) Next i play Axe of Despair to power up Red-Eyes! (3400) Attack with Inferno Fire Blast!"
Ashiro: 1400 LP
Yami was going to finish Ashiro off... Joy. "Gamma the Magnet Warrior, attack Ashiro's--"
Ashiro played a QuickPlay magic. "I activate Offerings to the Doomed! destroy the Magnet Warrior!"
Boom. well damn, Ashiro made Yami trip at the finish Line.
"My move now, but since i play Offerings to the Doomed, I can't draw this turn. (18 turns left) But i will play Graceful Charity! I draw 3 cards and discard 2. EXCELLENT! I have discarded a Light AND a Dark Monster."
Justin understands where Ashiro is going. "You're wanting to summon a Chaos monster, aren't you!
"Fuck yeah, NOW I REMOVE FROM THE GAME A CREATURE OF DARKNESS AND A CREATURE OF LIGHT..."
A pillar of light and a pillar of darkness sprouted from the ground and ran into each other. They combined and a Purple light sprouted from the result. Then it started to take form...
"SO I CAN SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY MONSTER KNOWN AS "CHAOS EMPEROR DRAGON - ENVOY OF THE END! (3000/2500)"
The dragon took form and gave an evil-pulsating roar!
"Now I will activate the special ability of my Chaos Emperor Dragon!"
The dragon spews a dark flame and everything on the roof was engulfed in it. Every monster died (4 monster's, including the dragon) and every card in everyone's hand went away to the graveyard (10 cards total)
"NOw that THAT is done, I'll have the Pharoah take all the damage! 300 Life Points for every card that was sent to the Grave Yard! All at my cost of 1000LP"
Uh-Oh. 4 monsters gone means 1200 Lp, plus 3000 from the 10 cards... and those facedown cards we had... shit. Thats more than enough to defeat Yami. (over 4000)
Ashiro: 400 LP Azurada: 4000 Justin: 1750 Yami: defeated.
Yami fell down from exhaustion. He couldnt speak, for since the effect of the dragon was dumped on him, Yami took the LP damage. I woulda guessed he wanted us to continue, believe in the heart of the cards, all that crap. And I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL WAS IMPLIED BY THE HEART OF THE CARDS!
Since Jonouchi and Honda weren't dueling, I decided to see how they were doing.
"WHAT THE HELL! You guys ARE taking notes!"
"Heh, sorry, we got bored. Ashiro wouldn't stop talking..." Honda said.
Ashiro cut in. "HEY! ITS YOUR TURN!"
Oh, yea right. I drew, and it really wasnt of much help. I had to end my turn.
Justin drew. All he did was place a m/t facedown.
Ashiro grinned as he drew. "(17 turns left) Excellent. I play the Magic Card known as Card of Sanctity! We all must draw until we get 6 cards in our hand."
I drew 5, Justin drew 6, Ashiro drew 6. "Next I'll summon DeKoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive (1400). Attack Justin directly!"
Justin: 350LP
"Next, I will play Darkness Approaches. After I discard 2 cards from my hand, Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomtive is swapped to facedown defense mode. Oh by the way, I discarded a Light Monster and Dark Monster again... You know what that means?"
I didn't get it. "Isn't Chaos Emperor Dragon in the graveyard? It can only be summoned by removing a Light Monster and Dark Monster from play... Wait a sec!"
AShiro cut me off. "True, Azurada, the summoning requirements are a bit strict. Nonetheless, I will bring out my dragon, with the aid of Monster Reborn!"
Awwwww sheeeeeeeeit. Chaos Emperor Dragon is back, because Ashiro removed the 2 monsters after activating Monster Reborn...
"Since I already attacked for the turn, I can't attack with my dragon, so I'll place one m/t facedown and end my turn."
"Good, which starts mine!" I said, drawing a card. "First I shall play The Dragon Dwelling in the Cave in defence mode (1300/2000). Next I play the magic card Dragon's Gunfire! Since i have a dragon on the field, I can do 800 points of damage to your Life Points. Game Over!"
"Not yet, fool. I activate Barrel Behind the Door! Since you are attempting to damamge me directly, I re-direct the assualt to you!"
Azurada: 3200LP
Ouch, that hurt. "I'll let Justin pick up where I left off."
Justin grinned. "Good now lets get to business. I will play a Monster in defence mode, and place 1 m/t facedown."
Ashiro laughs. "Such a feeble attempt to defend... My turn! (16 turns left)"
"Hold on!" said Justin suddenly. "I activate the Trap Card THufner of Ruler! You may not attack this turn."
"Pfffft. Whatever, fool. I play Pot of Greed! It allows me to draw 2 Cards. Now i summon Bokoichi the Frightening Car in defense mode (500/500). Next I flip Summon an old friend. Dekoichi the Battlechanted Locomotive! It's special ability allows me to draw 1 card, plus one more for every Bokoichi the Frightening Car on the field. So I draw 2 more cards. Joy... I play the magic card Swords of Revealing Light!"
Justin's monster was revealed due to the swords. It Witch of the Black Forest (1100/1200) in defence position.
"Witch eh? Oh well, 'cause of your damn trap card, I'll hafta place 2 cards facedown and end my turn."
Azurada gave a big huge yawn. "Big... fucking... deal. My turn now! I sacrifice my Dragon Dwelling in the Cave. to summon Luster Dragon #2! (2400 ATK) Attack his Battlechanted Locomotive."
Ashiro decided to speak up. "I reveal Draining Shield! First what this card does is stop your attack!"
The breath attack from Luster Dagon was halted immediately and absorbed by the shield.
"NExt, my Life Points go up by your dragon's ATK power!"
Ashiro: 2800 LP
awww shit, thought Azurada, now he can use the dragon's special ability again...
"I think it's Justin turn now."
Justin drew and a grin appeared on his face. "I'll play a monster in defence mode, then play Dark Hole!"
WHaaaaaaaaaat? what the helll is justin thinking? Oh, wait, that will kill AShiro's Dragon... YAY! Dark Hole destroyed every monster on the field... what? Except Chaos Emperor Dragon remained.
Ashiro couldn't help giving another evil laugh out. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You didn't think you'd rid of me that easily! I reveled my second facedown card, Pole Position! As long as Pole Position in play, my dragon is unaffected by magic cards."
Justin interrupted. "But if Pole Position is destroyed, so is your dragon. I activate Mystical Space Typhoon to kill it.
"DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!" AShiro is going nuts.
Justin grins... "Neeext? I'll play one card facedown and Summon this creature..."
A huge pillar of Light shot out from the field. More white than purple.
"You think you're the only one with an envoy monster? I remove Witch of the black forest and Magician pf Faith from play to summon Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning! (3000/2500) My turn is done now..."
AS well as a turn on Swords of Revealing Light.
"Grrrrr... I think you have done enough damage for today. MY MOVE! (15 turns left!) I'll play a monster in defence mode and--"
Justin cuts Ashiro off. "You're not using Old Vindictive Magician on me, are you? I reveal the trap card, Ceasefire. all facedown monsters get flipped up with no activated effects!"
Well damn, it WAS Old Vindictive Magician.
"NExt you take 500 LP of damage for every effect monster on the field."
AShiro: 1800 LP
Ashiro looked even more pissed. "Dammit why wont you let me piss you off!"
Justin grins and laughs. "Because your idea of destroying the world is not to my liking. Face facts. In Duel Monsters, you suck."
Ashiro now has every known vein bulging out of his shadowy forehead.
I gave Justin a look. "You just HAD to piss him off, didn't you!"
"It's destroying him, isn't it?"
I had to leave it at that. Ashiro's veins suddenly as he saw me quip at Justin.
"Don't tell me your being pissed as well? That's just perfect! I need people's rage in order to become more powerful!"
OK, I admit I was trying not to snicker. I just burst out laughing for a minute or so.
"? What is that you find so humorous?"
"Pis me off? How in the fucking hell can you piss me off."
"AS I ALWAYS PISS PEOPLE OFF!" Hmmmm, Ashiro's losing it, not me...
"You don't get it, do you? After I lost my temper in the duel with the Zompire Geek, You drained me of my rage! Without my rage, I can't be pissed off! YOU JUST DID ME A FRIKKIN HUGE FAVOR! THAT MEANS I CANNOT BE PISSED OFF ANYMORE! YOU FUCKING SCREWED UP!"
AShiro, suddenly realizing the mistake, was afraid for the very first time. "Ohhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeit."
"(14 turns left, 1 more turn left on swords of revealing Light.) I DRAW! ... I play Spell Reproduction! I discard 2 the rest of my hand (2 cards) to get Card of Sanctity back... and I'll use it!"
And so, once again, we had to draw until we had 6 cards in each others' hand.
Justin grins "Thanks, now I summon Watapon in defence mode! (200) SInce it was drawn by a card effect, it gets summon immediately!"
Ashiro just stared. "...Anyways... I place 3 cards facedown and summon Yomi Ship (1400) in defence mode. That ends my turn.
My turn. " MY MOVE--"
Ashiro cut me off and his 3 traps "I reveal of my trap cards! And all of them are Pyro CLocks of Destiny! Now the turn count goes forward by 3, so there would be 12 turns left for my FInal COuntdown! GAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--"
"Stop laughing already, You'll lose your voice. Anyways lemme continue... I play Element Dragon in attack mode and end my turn."
Justin draws now. "Now I sacrifice my Watapon to summon Dark Ruler Ha Des! (2450/1600) Destroy that impudent ... ... ... THING! ANd thanks to Dark Ruler's effect, you dont get the ship's effect... But I'll let you use it, if you want."
And all i could my eyebrow as high as I could. "WHy did you do that?"
"SInce you let your ship kill my Dark Ruler, I remove Watapon and Dark Ruler from play (Let's say for argument's sake that Watapon is a light monster) and play MY Monster Reborn, to revive YOUR Chaos Emperor Dragon!"
"NOOOOOOO! SHIIIIIIITTT! YOU HAVE BOTH THEN ENVOYS NOW!" WOw. for someone claiming to be the ultimate evil, he tends to scream like a little girl alot.
Justin turns to me, "Do you mind? It should be your victory."
"JOY! Chaos Emperor Dragon and Black Luster Soldier, ATTACK ASHIRO DIRECTLY!"
The Dragon spewed it's chaotic flame, and the Warrior shot a beam out of his sword. the two attacks combined. depeleted the rest of Ashiro's Life Points.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-- (DUring AShiro's roar of defeat, Justin quiiiiiietly slips CHaos Emperor Dragon into his pocket) --OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then there was a huge explosion as a result of the attacks. (Author's note: Yes, there HAS to be a big explosion. IT'S A NECESSITY!)
Ashiro is on his ... uh... knees, so I decided to walk over to him.
"Now die, bitch!" I swung my Millenium Sword at him.
What the crap! Ashiro took out two black swords and blocked teh attack!
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- (coughs) hmm, Justin was right, I should cut back on the evil laughter... YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD BE DEFEATED THIS EASILY! SO YOU WON A DAMN CARDGAME. BIG FUCKING DEAL! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED IN BATTLE THAT EASILY! NOW WE MUST FIGHT FOR REAL! WHOEVER BESTS THE IN SWORDPLAY WINS!"
(Sorry we ain't done! The last chapter is coming up soon! R AND R!)