What'll Happen Next?
Chapter Two: Holy Crap!
At the Kaiba Corp building, a little blue chao was working at his desk. Just then, the speaker came on and a voice spoke to him. "Mr. Wiggle. The CEO is here to see you." "Send him in," replied Mr. Wiggle. After a while, Kaiba came in. "Hello, sir," said Mr. Wiggle. "Mr. Wiggle," said Kaiba. "I have a question to ask of you." "And what makes you think I have the answer you seek?" asked Mr. Wiggle. "Well, duh," said Kaiba. "Apparently you have the answer to everything." "Alright, already," said Mr. Wiggle. "What is it?"
"Earlier today," said Kaiba. "I dueled against Yugi and lost. I was on my way here when I bumped into this girl. She dropped her things. I normally would have shook my head at her and walked away, but when she looked at me, something inside of me told me to stay and help her with her things. I have never gone soft on anyone but my brother, Mokuba. So, why did I go soft on her?"
"That's simple," said Mr. Wiggle. "You're in love." Just then, Mr. Wiggle realized what he was saying. "Holy crap! Seto Kaiba's in love!" "What!" shouted Kaiba. "That's impossible." Just then, a little boy came down. It was Kaiba's little brother, Mokuba. "What happened?" asked Mokuba. "I thought I just heard someone say 'holy crap' down here." "Kaiba's in love!" exclaimed Mr. Wiggle. "Holy crap!" exclaimed Mokuba.
Just then, someone else came down. "Why's everyone strating to say 'holy crap' all of a sudden?" "My brother's in love, Niteshade!" exclaimed Mokuba. "Well," said Niteshade. "I'm writing this fic, so I know anyway. But, oh well. Everyone else is doing it. Holy crap!" "Everyone, shut up!" shouted Mr. Wiggle. "Just who is this girl, anyways?" "Joey Wheeler's sister," said Kaiba. "HOLY CRAP!!!" shouted everyone at once. "That's it," said Mr. Wiggle. "Get out!" Mokuba and Niteshade exited Mr. Wiggle's office.
"Why did you send them out?" asked Kaiba. "You said 'holy crap' too." "Well, I'm the one who's gonna help you, so I don't count." "You'll help me?" asked Kaiba. "Sure," said Mr. Wiggle. "I'm Mr. Wiggle. It's my job to make people happy since I'm full of super-happy magical goodness!" Kaiba stared at Mr. Wiggle. "Never again." "Sorry," said Mr. Wiggle. "Well, let's go. It's time you learn a thing or two in Mr. Wiggle's School of Hard Knocks!" Kaiba and Mr. Wiggle went downstairs.