What'll Happen Next?
Chapter Three: Mr. Wiggle's School of Hard Knocks
Kaiba and Mr. Wiggle were standing in a dungeon. Mr. Wiggle was wearing a skull helmet and holding a whip. "Welcome to Mr. Wiggle's School of Hard Knocks!" declared Mr. Wiggle. "Why do you have all this crap down here?" asked Kaiba. "You're trying to help me with love matters, not interrogate me medieval-style." "Oh," said Mr. Wiggle as he lost the helmet and whip. "How are we gonna do this?" asked Kaiba. "Step by step," said Mr. Wiggle. "Follow me."
Kaiba and Mr. Wiggle went to another room. "First off," said Mr. Wiggle. "Let's see how you react to this girl." He opened a door. Serenity stood before him. Kaiba's heart sunk. "Um," said Kaiba, who seemed to be at a lost for words. "Hey?" Mr. Wiggle pressed a button. Serenity vanished. "Just as I thought," said Mr. Wiggle. "What just happened?" asked Kaiba. "Holographic technology," said Mr. Wiggle. "It makes the 21st Century one hell of a place. Anyways, now I see how you react to Serenity. That makes it easier to help you." "What next?" asked Kaiba.
"Okay," said Mr. Wiggle. "Let's see how you do against these guys." He pressed a button. "Security." A bunch of men in black suits came down into the dungeon. "Beat him up." The guards rushed at Kaiba. Kaiba went kung-fu on the guards and beat them all up. "Good," said Mr. Wiggle. "Now, let's try it again. Except, this time..."
Mr. Wiggle called for backup security. Then, he pressed a button. Serenity appeared. She was shackled to a pole. "Help me!" shouted Serenity. "Serenity!" shouted Kaiba. He took the Blue-Eyes White Dragon out of his deck and held it into the air. A real life Blue-Eyes White Dragon emerged from the card and obliterated the guards in a single blast. Mr. Wiggle pressed a button, making the holographic Serenity vanish. He then began talking to himself as he wrote on a clipboard.
"Subject seems to gain inhuman powers when faced with saving a loved one," said Mr. Wiggle slowly. He then put away his clipboard. "How did I just do that?" asked Kaiba. "It appears that you gain hidden supernatural powers whenever faced with saving someone you really care about. "I must care about Serentiy a great deal, then," said Kaiba. "What do I do about this?"
"Here's what you do," said Mr. Wiggle. "Ask her out." "What!" shouted Kaiba. "That's what you gotta do," said Mr. Wiggle. "Unless you're too afraid." "Seto Kaiba is never afraid!" shouted Kaiba. "Okay," said Mr. Wiggle. "That's my advice, then. Good luck." "Thanks," said Kaiba. He walked away. "Alright," said Kaiba to himself. "It's time to see if Mr. Wiggle's advice works. Let's do this!"