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Danny, Sam and Tucker sat in Danny's room staring at the large green bird sitting in the cage at the far side. "So, how exactly did you end up with this bird again?" Tucker asked. "Dash forced him on me," Danny said in a venomous tone. "His name is Mr. Squawkers or some other nonsense." Tucker suddenly burst out laughing. "What is it now?" Sam complained. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," Tucker said, his voice choked with laughter. "The parrot's name is so funny!" "Tuck, that isn't funny," Danny whined. Tuck, that isn't funny," another voice said. "Isn't funny! Isn't funny! Rrrawkr The three stared at the bird. "Shut up," Danny said. "Shut up," the bird said. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Rrrawkr "Uh, anyone want to cut in?" Danny asked. "Any..."
"Shut up! Shut up! Rrrawk! Rrrawk!" the bird continued. You're going down, Fenton! Rrrawk! Going down, Fenton! Rrrawk!" "That's it," Danny said, grabbing one of his mud-covered shoes and flinging it at the bird's cage. After so much ghost hunting, Danny's aim was very good, and he hit the cage dead on, causing the bird to begin a loud, raucous fit of squawking. "Danny!" Sam protested. "How could you do that to one of the gentlest creatures on earth?" "He wouldn't shut up!" Danny shot back. Sam ran over to the cage and freed the bird. "Sam, why'd you do that?" Danny asked. "Mr. Squawkers is a beautiful creature and deserves to roam free!" Sam spat back. "You said that about Sampson -I mean, Delilah - too!" Danny argued. The bird flew over to Tucker, landed on his hat, and pooped on it. "Hey!" Tucker said. "Shut up! Shut up!" the bird squawked. "You shut' up," Danny shouted. "I'm just glad I'm wearing a hat," Tucker announced unnecessarily. "I'm gonna break your arm, Fenton! Break you arm! Rrrawkr the bird continued. "How about I break your neck?" Danny asked, switching into his ghost form and chasing the poor bird around the room. "Danny! What are you doing?" Sam asked angrily. "I'm teaching this bird a lesson!" he replied and continued to chase the bird around the room.
"Danny? What's going on up there?" Jaz's voice yelled upstairs. "Nothing, Jaz!" Danny said. "Well, knock it off, I can't concentrate on my letter to the president!" "Okay, sorry!" he called back, finally grabbing the bird and stuffing it into its cage. "Danny, I thought you learned your lesson with the whole fifties Poindexter flashback thing!" Sam scolded. "Or did you forget?" Danny stood stock still. No comebacks for that one. "No, I did not forget," he said as he switched back to normal. "And for your information, the fifties are very scary. You should see what they wore for hairstyles! A kid could get lost in one of those beehive ones!" Tucker started to laugh uncontrollably. "Shut up," Mr. Squawkers said. "Thank you!" Danny announced in frustration. Cold chills suddenly ran down his spine. "Sam, can you watch the bird for me?" he asked. "My ghost sense just went off." "Sure, Danny," she responded. "I'm going ghost!" Danny warned as he switched back into Danny Phantom. "Rrrawk! I'm going ghost! Going ghost! Rrrawk! Rrrawk!" "Uh, you might want to watch the bird extra close," Danny remarked as he flew through the wall. Sam turned to Tucker and said, "Are you done being an idiot yet?" Tucker pretended to think about this, then responded "Yes."
Meanwhile, Danny continued to fly through the rooms of his house, looking for any signs of a threat. He checked the living room, Jaz's room, his parent's room, and even the lab before flying into the kitchen and straight into the box ghost. "You again?" Danny complained. "Yes, it is I, the box ghost!" the box ghost cried. "You cannot escape my boxy squareness!" "Uh..." Danny said. Suddenly, a horrible screeching noise was heard from downstairs. "Oh, no, the bird!" Danny flew into the lab as fast as he could. "Wait, the fight isn't over!" the box ghost shouted as Danny phased through the floor. His eyes swept the area and immediately noticed the open Fenton portal, then the bird lying unconscious on the tile floor and he understood exactly what had happened: the bird had somehow gotten zapped by the Fenton portal.
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