"And, with that, I hereby start this meeting of the Order of the Phoenix," Dumbledore whispered. He was in a small room under Hogwarts with several other members.

"Right," Snape said snootily. "As I have completed my mission, I believe I should be able to skip this meeting and go to bed."

"Oh, shut up," said a young Cornelius Fudge, pre-ministry days.

"Cornelius, please," Dumbledore said with a significant look. "Anyway, as I was saying earlier, our spies have found enough info on this new Dark Lord for us to be reassured; We can win this."

Suddenly, the old headmaster blinked, grinned, and began a complicated step dance, while singing:

"Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on the exactly the same day
Well we'll float on good news is on the way

And we'll all float on ok" - He gave an animated kick kick step move.
"And we'll all float on ok
And we'll all float on ok" -He blew a saucy kiss to Professor McGonagal.
"And we'll all float on alright
Already we'll all float on
Now don't worry we'll all float on
Alright already we'll all float on
Alright don't worry we'll all float on"

He flung his beard over his shoulder and opened his arms wide while singing as loudly as the author's Italian grandmother-

"EVEN IF THINGS GET HEAVY, WE'LL ALL FLOAT ON! Yeah! Ahem, meeting dismissed. Teachers, please stay."

Snape and McGonagal, looking at him like he was a madman, timidly approached their starry-eyed Headmaster.

"Severus, when you were at that Dark Arts seminar, I believe you accidently picked up a bug."

Snape lazily raised his eyebrows. "A bug, sir?"

"The Musical Hex. It's kind of like the flu, but with a lot more glitter and glamour." Dumbledore looked actually excited. "We just have to wait it out, but if I'm not mistaken, everybody in the castle will catch it eventually. The good news is, once you've had it, you won't catch it again."

McGonagal's nostrils were so big, a blast-ended skrewt could have been shoved up there comfortably.

"Albus, surely you don't mean.. Everyone?"

"Yep, Minnie, I'm afraid I do."

"If we're to wait it out, what are we supposed to do? We can't have students bursting into song during class!"

Dumbledore grinned wickedly. "Anybody up for Karaoke night?"

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Disclaimer: "Float On" belongs to Modest Mouse.

Just a short chapter, kind of goofy... more to come realllllly soon.

-Ria