The day before the full moon the marauders laid out lazily by the lake. It was hot out, and Remus was feeling terrible.

"Are you hungry, mate?" asked Sirius, who believed that any problem could be solved by food.

"No," Remus answered, staring up at the clouds.

"Tired?" asked James, who believed that any problem could be solved by sleep.

"No. I just start to feel like this before the full moon."

"Oh, I know!" Peter, who clearly had not been listening, squeaked. "You're hungry!"

James threw a rock at him, but Remus stood up.

"Yes, I am."

The marauders just stared at him, and he started to dance and sing.

"In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt i'm after you
Smell like i sound, i'm lost in a crowd
And i'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt i'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And i'm hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
High blood drumming ony our skin it's so tight
You feel my heart, i'm just a moment behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do."

The marauders stared at him for a bit. By now, they were quite used to people bursting into song, and they went about their business as if nothing had happened.

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Far away, however, a Death Eater meeting was being held. "How to Become a Death Eater in 8 easy steps" read a sign on the door.

"Are you ready?" Voldemort asked, standing before his followers.

Snape was in the crowd, acting as spy for Dumbledore, getting the names of the new Death Eaters. He must have been carrying the hex still, because suddenly Voldemort lifted his robes and began to dance while singing:

"how to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
how to defer to men in solvable predicaments
how to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
how to have that not work and have them run away from you

how to keep people at arms length and never get to close
how to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
how to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
how to feel worthless so fast you're helping

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best."

Bellatrix Lestrange then stood and went to stand next to him, also dancing.

"how to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
how to play all highest when you're really a hypocrite
how to hate god when you're a player and a spiritualist
how to sabotage when you're in tough seas

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best." She sat back down, looking horrified.

Voldemort began to sing again, obviously confused.

"I've been doing research for years
I've been practicing my ass off
I've been waiting my whole life for this moment, I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well versed leader before you

I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
In the course of a lifetime, I never forgot
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
I'll show you how leaderships were taught by the best."

"Er," he said when he had regained use of his legs. "Right, meeting dismissed."

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Another short one. I basically update whenever an idea comes to me. Oh, I have fun. Haha. Anyway,

"Hungry Like the Wolf" is property of Duran Duran, and "8 Easy Steps" belongs to Alanis Morissette.

Somebody mentioned in their review that if a songfic is started before they made the 'no lyrics' rule, than you can continue it. Does anybody know? I hope this doesn't get deleted. If it does, I had fun, and thank you to my reviewers, I hope you liked it.

Love,

Ria