Mxne: I own nothing.

*Dinner continues. Man, this is one long dinner.*

Mxne: Can it, narrator. Now, on to the key thingie.

Ivy: Key thingie? O.o?

Mxne: ... -_- yes, key thingie. Now, (content)= thought. -content- =action. * content* either narrator, or special action.

Ivy: ... k. On with it?

Mxne: ... Yes, on with it.

Yugi: Maxine? I see you're ... well, studying in class.

Mxne: We should all study in class what else is there to do?

Yugi: Well, I normally play with my-

Yami: Pencils! He likes to play with his pencils.

Mxne: ... K, so, well, that's nice.

-plop.-

Mxne: ... Croquet, there's a green piece of sludge with teeth on the table. Is it edible?

Croquet: No, ma'am. It isn't even supposed to be there.

Mxne: K, so that sludge, does it have a name?

Ivy: It's Numemon from Digimon.

Mxne: ... K, so, like, can we kill it?

Ivy: ... no. It's supposed to be digital.

Mxne: well, if it's digital teeth bite me, we'll have a digital problem.

Ivy: Oooh, kay, then.

Numemon: Hey, good lookin', how's 'bout you an' me...

Mxne: How's about over Max's dead body!

Max: What?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mxne: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, you evil piece of sludge! Die Die Die! -pulls mallet out of nowhere.-

Ivy: I told you not to kill it.

Mxne: -thinking in newer digimon song.- (I will work towards one solution, how's spirit evolutiooon?) How's spirit evolutiooon?

Ivy: Shuuuuut!

Mxne: right, hmm, did I just sing that out loud?

Ivy: Yes.

Numemon: I like a girl who can sing. When's our date? You're all dolled up, is it for me?

Mxne: Me, date you? I've eaten better looking fish!

Ivy: What?!?!?! What's fish got to do with this sludge?

Mxne: ... wha?

Ivy: If that's the best you can come up with, you are a true idiot.

Mxne: Hold! You may think I'm an idiot, you may think I'm uuberly stupid, you may even think I'm an idiot, but hear this. -stops and sits down.-

Ivy: Hear what? O.o?

Mxne: what? O.O?

everyone else: O.o?

Numemon: -leaves.- She was beautiful, but an idiot. Hey, who's talkin, I'M THE DUMB ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE STOLE MY ESSENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's essence? man, I'm an idiot...-continues the cycle.-

Mxne: So, how's bout the salmon? Ain't it great?

Croquet: I'll go tell the cook.

Mxne: Great! -Eating salmon.- MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *muffled.* www, dlshsh.

Ivy: translation: mmmmm, wow, delisious.

Mxne: MMhmm! -sticks thumb up in the air.-

Max: ... Now you look like an ad for Chef Mc.Fiend's Salmon. -_- -sigh-

Mxne: *Still eating salmon* Chf.Mchoo?

Max: ... nevermind. -_-*

Yugi: -stuffing his face, food flying everywhere.- Wow, this is great.-

Max: (his table manners are worse than hers, ok, wow. What's on Mai's Mind?)

Mai: (Hmm, the girl's right, this stuff isnt' half bad, and this green pop, it's great! Where'd Max get such a good cook, hey, maybe I can borrow him for a bit. I could use some good food while I'm dueling a doof.)

Max: (Ok, well, at least her table manners are better.)

Mai: (Who'm I foolin'?)-puts her head into plate and eats like a madwoman!-

Max: Hold it!

Everyone: -looks up.-

Max: ... How do you do that? O.o?

Mxne: Oh, simple, just comfortablate yourself, place your head into the plate. Eat.

Max: -does-

Croquet: - rolls eyes, like we can tell. backs away.- Okay, backing awaaay from the crazy people.

-Dinner ends.-

Yugi: see ya at school tomorrow, Maxine!

Mxne: K. Don't forget your Crème brulèe!

Yugi: thanx, so, are we friends yet?

Mxne: ... don't push it, short.

Yugi: ... K. -leaves smiling, feeling some sense of accomplishment.-

- After dinner lounge time.-

Max: Isn't this great? I can finally read the book on controlling minds.

Mxne: Control my mind and see what happens.

Max: -begins to read my mind. - (?wha?) O.o?

Mxne: (I make him think of lightning in skies, I'm sexy!)

*and the fic ends, with the authoress thinking she's sexy.*

Mxne: Can it! I like the song. Well, at least that part, it's fun.

K, so review, and no flames. (I haven't set my grill up, yet.)