Mxne: So, it looks like I still don't own didly.
Ivy: Didly?
Yugi: ... I'm not even gonna ask.
Mxne: good, you shouldn't.
Max: Is this getting anywhere?
Mxne: Yes, it is!
Max: Okay, don't let a lobster bite your
Mxne: I'll do whatever I want, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Max: can we get on with things?
Yugi: Yeah, really! I wanna know what happens AFTER dinner.
Mxne: ?? K, so, on to more important matters, Ivy, 'sup?
Ivy: you were about to start the fic.
*fic continues, chapter begins.*
Mxne: *-and the "*" would be a narrator towards the beginning and end of a chapter.*-
- at school, lunchtime yet again. -
Anzu: Ooh, duuuke, and I didn't think I liked him like that.
Duke: -singing and dancing.- I'm too sexy for my shirt-loses shirt- too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. -Anzu begins to drool.-
Mxne: Hey, Mazaki, sit your keyster, and stop droolin'!
Anzu: -does, except for the drooling part.- k.
Duke: too sexy for my land, New York and Japan!-throws a bandana with Japanese flag to Anzu.-
Anzu: -catches- aaah! -falls off seat.-
Mxne: I said sit your keyster, not abuse it.
Ivy: 'sup?
Mxne: Duke's bein' a doof, and Mazaki's bein' a worse one.
Ivy: Oh, k.
Seto: How was your Croquet day? Doin' anything friday?
Mxne: Fine, yup.
Seto: really, y'sure?
Mxne: -_- No, I'm just tryin' to bend the truth,
Seto: Really? Why? Will you be doin' anything on Saturday?
Mxne: Yeah, Lyin' my way from you! I wanna be pushed aside, so let me go! And get along with my life, I wanna be all alone, so far from you on my own, cuz you don't see, the very worst part of you'd be me.
Seto: K, so, you listen to way too much music, hmm, how's 'bout sunday, a nice cup of
Mxne: no.
Yugi: Hey, the cream stuff was good last night, Maxine.
Seto: O.O YOU'D PASS ME UP FOR THAT SHRIMPY TWIRP?
Mxne: ?????????? Oowhaazah?
Seto: hmm, so if it isn't what I think it is, what is it?
Mxne: for me to know and you to look up -
Ivy: VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mxne: He asked for it.
Ivy: -_-* ugh, pathetic. Lost cause.
Mxne: ... hmm, steaky!
Ivy: What?
Mxne: If you like to steak house patatoes, if green beans are named carlisle, if you like to play with tamatoes, up and down the produce Isle- Steaky tales, steaky tales!
Ivy: What?????? O.O
Seto: O.O Oh, k, right, so, Yugi, do you know what she's talking about.
Yugi:; Singing, actually, and, no.
Ivy: What were you singing about?
Mxne; Ya know, steaky tales, the li'l armless food that has eyes and teaches us how to be good people.
Ivy: Veggie tales, get it right.
Mxne: Ya know, the asperagus dude has always freihgtened me. He sings, and stares, looks at everyone so sinisterly when he smiles, He has secret plans to exit the screen and kill all who do not follow his "I care of nothing" attitude!And did you see his suggestive dancing in the Jonah movie? when he was being a Twirpward?
Ivy: He was being Twippo!
Mxne: Twirpo?
Ivy: TWIPPO!!!!!!!!! Don't make me get him. I will.
Mxne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It'll be the invasion of
-door opens.-
????: -older man's voice.- What's with all this noise?
Mxne: What and who are you?
???? :I'm a pickle. Or an old cucumber, you decide. Just call me boss.
Mxne: Ok, boss man.
Boss: Just boss.
Mxne: K.
????: - almost british voice. - Hello, everyone. My name is Archibald, some of you may know me as Jonah, or Twippo,
Mxne: NOOOOOOOOOOO YOu are the vegetable formerly known as "edible."
Archie: No, but you may call me archie.
Mxne: YOu won't eat us, will you?
Archie: -_- No. And you need a psychiatrist. ^_________^ I'll be of service to you!
Mxne: I don't care what you say, you plan to catch fiends and eat my insides!
Archie: Actually, I don't even like fiends, what do your insides have to do with anything?
Mxne: Don't ask me, ask the random songs that pop into, wait, no, ask the, oh, skip it.
????: -li'l kid.- Hi, I'm Junior, and I will be asking all of you, partricularly the girls in this room, Can I get your number, baby? Hit-
Archie: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! Not your seven digits!
Mxne: Whew, I thought you were gonna say something bad. O.o sinisterly bad.
Archie: -flings his head, or face, vegetables really don't have much of a seperation between. into my face.- Sinister? Why would I say anything sinister?
MXNE : Yo, Archie, back up. I know I'm all like really not terrified of you, 'cuz you're kinda cool, and stuff, but I don't like you like that, and people interbreeding with vegetables is just gross.
Arhcie: I'll have you know that I'm happily married to an asparagus and have an asparagus little boy!
MXNE: you can tell the difference? O.O How do you know your little boy isn't a llittle girl? O.o? And your wife, she could be your HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O.O
Archie: Ugh, I give up!
MXNE: whew, k. Hey, Boss dude, what're you here for?
Boss: The money, the money, oh, I'll love the money, I won't love the class or subject just the money, the money, the money, Oh I need the money!
Mxne: Why? In every steaky tales video you're in, you seem very proud of the fact that your hair, however it gets on a vegetable, makes your charachter, you do make a very good bad guy. Wait, Ivy, did you send them here?
Ivy: No, but ther's a tomato and a younger looking cucumber in the door, also a giant pea with a purble nose.
Mxne: - face distorts- peas have noses? O.o? Are they edible?
Archie: NO! NONE OF US ARE EDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomato: I'm Bob, you may call me Bob, I'm here to teach you all ... nothing.
Cucumber: I'm larry, I'm here to teach you Larry!
Mxne: Why don't ya learn this, YOU ARE ALL MY ARMY OF EDIBLES, JUMP NOW INTO MY MOUTH, AND I WILL HOUSE YOU IN MY STOMACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Nice try, kid. I heard Archie tell you we weren't edible, cant' you see we don't wanna be eaten?
Mxne: How'bout the little one? Yeah, you, Jr. Get in my belly! I want my aa-sparagus ribs, celery sauce, aa-sparagus ribs!
Archie: -Tackles me- Begins punching me with his invisible fists.
Mxne: Hey, No fair, I don't have invisible hands!
Archie: -bites my arm- perhaps now you might, D@^^#, you humans are hard to kill.
Mxne: Only if you're not human, or some kind of killer predator, like a bee, or butterfly,
Archie: O.o? What? - proceeds punching me, and trys to kick me, unsuccessfully.-
Mxne: It always helps to have knees! -Knees him where his nads should be.-
Archie: ... was that supposed to hurt?
Mxne: Darn, it must only work when he's wearing a twippo outfit. - takes his eye piece and pokes his eye hard with it.-
Archie: -coveres his eye with an invisible hand, wincing in pain.- I give up! you win! - sits on desk and crys uncontrollably for 10 minutes. -
*chapter ends with Archibald in pain, Maxine Rejoicing, and the entire class in some state of awe, or confusion, we don't know. -
Ivy: Didly?
Yugi: ... I'm not even gonna ask.
Mxne: good, you shouldn't.
Max: Is this getting anywhere?
Mxne: Yes, it is!
Max: Okay, don't let a lobster bite your
Mxne: I'll do whatever I want, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Max: can we get on with things?
Yugi: Yeah, really! I wanna know what happens AFTER dinner.
Mxne: ?? K, so, on to more important matters, Ivy, 'sup?
Ivy: you were about to start the fic.
*fic continues, chapter begins.*
Mxne: *-and the "*" would be a narrator towards the beginning and end of a chapter.*-
- at school, lunchtime yet again. -
Anzu: Ooh, duuuke, and I didn't think I liked him like that.
Duke: -singing and dancing.- I'm too sexy for my shirt-loses shirt- too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. -Anzu begins to drool.-
Mxne: Hey, Mazaki, sit your keyster, and stop droolin'!
Anzu: -does, except for the drooling part.- k.
Duke: too sexy for my land, New York and Japan!-throws a bandana with Japanese flag to Anzu.-
Anzu: -catches- aaah! -falls off seat.-
Mxne: I said sit your keyster, not abuse it.
Ivy: 'sup?
Mxne: Duke's bein' a doof, and Mazaki's bein' a worse one.
Ivy: Oh, k.
Seto: How was your Croquet day? Doin' anything friday?
Mxne: Fine, yup.
Seto: really, y'sure?
Mxne: -_- No, I'm just tryin' to bend the truth,
Seto: Really? Why? Will you be doin' anything on Saturday?
Mxne: Yeah, Lyin' my way from you! I wanna be pushed aside, so let me go! And get along with my life, I wanna be all alone, so far from you on my own, cuz you don't see, the very worst part of you'd be me.
Seto: K, so, you listen to way too much music, hmm, how's 'bout sunday, a nice cup of
Mxne: no.
Yugi: Hey, the cream stuff was good last night, Maxine.
Seto: O.O YOU'D PASS ME UP FOR THAT SHRIMPY TWIRP?
Mxne: ?????????? Oowhaazah?
Seto: hmm, so if it isn't what I think it is, what is it?
Mxne: for me to know and you to look up -
Ivy: VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mxne: He asked for it.
Ivy: -_-* ugh, pathetic. Lost cause.
Mxne: ... hmm, steaky!
Ivy: What?
Mxne: If you like to steak house patatoes, if green beans are named carlisle, if you like to play with tamatoes, up and down the produce Isle- Steaky tales, steaky tales!
Ivy: What?????? O.O
Seto: O.O Oh, k, right, so, Yugi, do you know what she's talking about.
Yugi:; Singing, actually, and, no.
Ivy: What were you singing about?
Mxne; Ya know, steaky tales, the li'l armless food that has eyes and teaches us how to be good people.
Ivy: Veggie tales, get it right.
Mxne: Ya know, the asperagus dude has always freihgtened me. He sings, and stares, looks at everyone so sinisterly when he smiles, He has secret plans to exit the screen and kill all who do not follow his "I care of nothing" attitude!And did you see his suggestive dancing in the Jonah movie? when he was being a Twirpward?
Ivy: He was being Twippo!
Mxne: Twirpo?
Ivy: TWIPPO!!!!!!!!! Don't make me get him. I will.
Mxne: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO It'll be the invasion of
-door opens.-
????: -older man's voice.- What's with all this noise?
Mxne: What and who are you?
???? :I'm a pickle. Or an old cucumber, you decide. Just call me boss.
Mxne: Ok, boss man.
Boss: Just boss.
Mxne: K.
????: - almost british voice. - Hello, everyone. My name is Archibald, some of you may know me as Jonah, or Twippo,
Mxne: NOOOOOOOOOOO YOu are the vegetable formerly known as "edible."
Archie: No, but you may call me archie.
Mxne: YOu won't eat us, will you?
Archie: -_- No. And you need a psychiatrist. ^_________^ I'll be of service to you!
Mxne: I don't care what you say, you plan to catch fiends and eat my insides!
Archie: Actually, I don't even like fiends, what do your insides have to do with anything?
Mxne: Don't ask me, ask the random songs that pop into, wait, no, ask the, oh, skip it.
????: -li'l kid.- Hi, I'm Junior, and I will be asking all of you, partricularly the girls in this room, Can I get your number, baby? Hit-
Archie: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD! Not your seven digits!
Mxne: Whew, I thought you were gonna say something bad. O.o sinisterly bad.
Archie: -flings his head, or face, vegetables really don't have much of a seperation between. into my face.- Sinister? Why would I say anything sinister?
MXNE : Yo, Archie, back up. I know I'm all like really not terrified of you, 'cuz you're kinda cool, and stuff, but I don't like you like that, and people interbreeding with vegetables is just gross.
Arhcie: I'll have you know that I'm happily married to an asparagus and have an asparagus little boy!
MXNE: you can tell the difference? O.O How do you know your little boy isn't a llittle girl? O.o? And your wife, she could be your HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O.O
Archie: Ugh, I give up!
MXNE: whew, k. Hey, Boss dude, what're you here for?
Boss: The money, the money, oh, I'll love the money, I won't love the class or subject just the money, the money, the money, Oh I need the money!
Mxne: Why? In every steaky tales video you're in, you seem very proud of the fact that your hair, however it gets on a vegetable, makes your charachter, you do make a very good bad guy. Wait, Ivy, did you send them here?
Ivy: No, but ther's a tomato and a younger looking cucumber in the door, also a giant pea with a purble nose.
Mxne: - face distorts- peas have noses? O.o? Are they edible?
Archie: NO! NONE OF US ARE EDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomato: I'm Bob, you may call me Bob, I'm here to teach you all ... nothing.
Cucumber: I'm larry, I'm here to teach you Larry!
Mxne: Why don't ya learn this, YOU ARE ALL MY ARMY OF EDIBLES, JUMP NOW INTO MY MOUTH, AND I WILL HOUSE YOU IN MY STOMACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Nice try, kid. I heard Archie tell you we weren't edible, cant' you see we don't wanna be eaten?
Mxne: How'bout the little one? Yeah, you, Jr. Get in my belly! I want my aa-sparagus ribs, celery sauce, aa-sparagus ribs!
Archie: -Tackles me- Begins punching me with his invisible fists.
Mxne: Hey, No fair, I don't have invisible hands!
Archie: -bites my arm- perhaps now you might, D@^^#, you humans are hard to kill.
Mxne: Only if you're not human, or some kind of killer predator, like a bee, or butterfly,
Archie: O.o? What? - proceeds punching me, and trys to kick me, unsuccessfully.-
Mxne: It always helps to have knees! -Knees him where his nads should be.-
Archie: ... was that supposed to hurt?
Mxne: Darn, it must only work when he's wearing a twippo outfit. - takes his eye piece and pokes his eye hard with it.-
Archie: -coveres his eye with an invisible hand, wincing in pain.- I give up! you win! - sits on desk and crys uncontrollably for 10 minutes. -
*chapter ends with Archibald in pain, Maxine Rejoicing, and the entire class in some state of awe, or confusion, we don't know. -