*Chapter begins with an overly happy Maxine, scared vegetables, and a class still in shock.*
Mxne: -I own nothing. - Oh yeah, I beat the evil asperagus! Oh yea, It's good, I beat Evil 'sparagus!
archie: I'm not evil, but I am going home. I'm sick of this girl, she wants to eat us, and she beat me.
Boss: -still singing- Fo-or the Mo-o-oneeey.
Mxne: ^_______________________________________________________________________^
Ivy: -ugh, let's just finish class, k?
Mxne: k.
Bob: Now I'll teach you all to be nice, Maxine, come up here and appologise to Archie.
Mxne: What's so nice about that? I'd only be apologising 'cuz you told me to. I should apologise because I want to. But seeing as I don't. Sucks to be you, Arch.
Arhcie: -now in tears. - Why not?
Mxne: Man, you are in a pitiful state. Bob, I'll apologise from here. I'm sorry I whooped your Arse, Archie, but to tell you the truth, it was fun. I didn't even have to go all chef on ya. Anyway, I'm sorry for whippin' your tail, and I really mean it.
Bob: Well, I see your point, but how's 'bout you give Archibald here a hug?
Mxne: I said I was sorry, not that I trust a hurt asparagus with a mouth big enough to eat my head, and swallow it whole. Or invisible arms, he could squeeze me to death.
Archie: I thought that was the idea.
Mxne: NOT AFTER SOMEONE APOLOGISES TO YOU!!! AND MEANS IT!!!!!!!!!
Archie: I suppose you're right. Well, I'm off.
Bob: So are we, and remember, kids, don't get into a fight unless you plan to sincerely apologise, it's highly preferable that you don't get into a fight at all, though.
Mxne: Huh? k.
Ivy: Oook, so we just had vegetables over for class. what next? Yugi goes up to teach us?
Mxne: What'll he teach? How to Be Short and Have Wild Hair, IF that is ndeed your REAL hair.
Yugi: That's exactly what I was gonna teach. K, first you need a tall person, and then some long hair of your own.
Mxne: I was joking, id.
Ivy: Id?
Mxne: It's shorter than Idiot, and I like it better.
Ivy: Oh, ok. well, then, do as you wish.
Mxne: k.
Seto: What? Is he serious?
Mokuba: - decided to come in for no reason. - Yup, big bro, he is. Real serious.
Mxne: Man, Yugi, you are an idiot.
Ivy: I thought you liked "id."
Mxne: -_- ... shut.
Ivy: -shrugs.- K, but you said it.
Yugi: And you have a better idea?
Mxne: Yes, actually, I do. Let us all have a fieldtrip outside to do as we please.
Anzu: what? Are you crazy? Do as I please? Do you remember my drooling over -
Mxne: Can it! We are going outside whether you like it or not, and you're gonna like it!
Anzu: I guess, staring at duke, mmm, duke. Duke, Duke-e duke-e duke-e duke-e!
Duke: Duke-eh what?
Anzu: I find you attractive.
Duke: ?? O.O Excuse me whilst I hang my head out of a window and barf my lunch from last night.
Yugi: ? O.o?
Duke: What I had last night only constitutes as lunch, not a full dinner.
Yugi: Oh. K, proceed.
Mxne: Please, the sooner Doofy-boy leaves, the better.
Ivy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu're turning into Maximillion Pegasus J. Crawford! Aaagh!
Mxne: Huh?
Max: - came in to, eh, what did he come in for? - I came in to teach this class, and get an explanation from Timothy and Cecelia.
Timothy: What explanation?
Cecelia: Yeah, I know nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Timothy: Yes, we know not of what you speak.
Max: I haven't even spoken of what I speak, but since you don't know, let me speak of what I speak... of. No "of"? I don't know. Anyway, why haven't you two told me that you have no teacher?
Timothy: It's Maxine's fault! I was going to tell, I swear!
Max: A lie. I can still read your mind.
Some random chick in class: What else can you see through? O.o?
Max: Urgh, -rolls eye.-
Srcic: Well, what else can you see through?!?
Max: Not your clothes, if you must know. I can't even see through a wall!
srcic: Oh, good. k.
Max: Now, back to the current issue at hand. Why haven't either of you two told me?
Timothy: Well, I like going to school without a teacher. I have more fun.
Cecelia: Why didn't Maxine tell you?
Max: Why didn't YOU tell me?
Cecelia: Whatever Timothy said.
Max: And you, Maxine. Despite the fact that you don't like me.
Maxine: I have no reason. I asked them myself, but I don't care either way.
Max: I see, well, Croquet, what shall we do?
Croquet: ... hmm...-puts finger and thumb to his chin, as if thinking. (like he's thinking about anything.)- We should play croquet.
Maxine: Play Croquet? Dude, we're too young to be with you like that. I know I am.
Croquet: ... shut up, you. we'll do as I say, and, Did you just, that wasn't what I meant, ma'am. I feel that you knew it.
Maxine: Took you a while.
Croquet: ... quiet, you!
Max: -rolles his eye, again.- Both of you shut up. I have a better idea, anyway. I'll teach you all how to identify wine.
Maxine: You don't think we're too young for that, even by a bit?
Max: What? I think you, oh, right, laws. hmm, well, that spoils my fun.
Croquet: Why don't we make a giant Crème Brulèe, and dive into it?
Maxine: Because, ya id, it wouldn't be healthy to eat by then. Kinda contaminated by eachother's germs, and I do NOT feel like eating whatever's on Yugi, or anyone else for any matter that might be around.
Croquet:??? What?
Maxine: Oh, like I didn't get confused saying that!
Croquet: I don't think you did.
Maxine: I did and you know it.
Croquet: prove it.
Maxine: I can't.
Croquet: settled.
Maxine: not.
Croquet: 'stoo.
Maxine: 'snot!
Croquet: you just said "snot."
Maxine: ... d'oh!
Max: huh?
everyone else: what just happened?
Maxine: I dunno.
Croquet: ditto.
Maxine: yah.
* chapter kinda ends here. Have we made friends yet? I dunno.*
Maxine: bye, y'all. Come back soon, n' we'll have tons more for ya, or we may have some if ya click the next chapter butt'n.
Croquet: "Butt 'n" what?
Maxine: "Butt 'n" nothin!
Max: Both of you shut up!
Mxne: make me!
max: end of chapter. Reviewers, no flames, she still doesn't know what she-
Maxine: I do too know what I'm doing!
Max: Prove it!
Mxne: I've made it to the seventh chapter, I think I know what I'm doing.
Max: Suuure. Well, ta-tah!
Mxne: Tartar? where? Fish? Are we having fish sandwiches tonight?
Max: urgh, what an idiot, goodbye, all.
Mxne: Yeah, bye. 'remember, no matter how nice Max seems, he's realy just a big meanie with ... wine breath!
Max: c'mere and lemme show you some wine breath!-runs after me-
Mxne: -running from Max- Bye, all!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review!!!!!!!!
Mxne: -I own nothing. - Oh yeah, I beat the evil asperagus! Oh yea, It's good, I beat Evil 'sparagus!
archie: I'm not evil, but I am going home. I'm sick of this girl, she wants to eat us, and she beat me.
Boss: -still singing- Fo-or the Mo-o-oneeey.
Mxne: ^_______________________________________________________________________^
Ivy: -ugh, let's just finish class, k?
Mxne: k.
Bob: Now I'll teach you all to be nice, Maxine, come up here and appologise to Archie.
Mxne: What's so nice about that? I'd only be apologising 'cuz you told me to. I should apologise because I want to. But seeing as I don't. Sucks to be you, Arch.
Arhcie: -now in tears. - Why not?
Mxne: Man, you are in a pitiful state. Bob, I'll apologise from here. I'm sorry I whooped your Arse, Archie, but to tell you the truth, it was fun. I didn't even have to go all chef on ya. Anyway, I'm sorry for whippin' your tail, and I really mean it.
Bob: Well, I see your point, but how's 'bout you give Archibald here a hug?
Mxne: I said I was sorry, not that I trust a hurt asparagus with a mouth big enough to eat my head, and swallow it whole. Or invisible arms, he could squeeze me to death.
Archie: I thought that was the idea.
Mxne: NOT AFTER SOMEONE APOLOGISES TO YOU!!! AND MEANS IT!!!!!!!!!
Archie: I suppose you're right. Well, I'm off.
Bob: So are we, and remember, kids, don't get into a fight unless you plan to sincerely apologise, it's highly preferable that you don't get into a fight at all, though.
Mxne: Huh? k.
Ivy: Oook, so we just had vegetables over for class. what next? Yugi goes up to teach us?
Mxne: What'll he teach? How to Be Short and Have Wild Hair, IF that is ndeed your REAL hair.
Yugi: That's exactly what I was gonna teach. K, first you need a tall person, and then some long hair of your own.
Mxne: I was joking, id.
Ivy: Id?
Mxne: It's shorter than Idiot, and I like it better.
Ivy: Oh, ok. well, then, do as you wish.
Mxne: k.
Seto: What? Is he serious?
Mokuba: - decided to come in for no reason. - Yup, big bro, he is. Real serious.
Mxne: Man, Yugi, you are an idiot.
Ivy: I thought you liked "id."
Mxne: -_- ... shut.
Ivy: -shrugs.- K, but you said it.
Yugi: And you have a better idea?
Mxne: Yes, actually, I do. Let us all have a fieldtrip outside to do as we please.
Anzu: what? Are you crazy? Do as I please? Do you remember my drooling over -
Mxne: Can it! We are going outside whether you like it or not, and you're gonna like it!
Anzu: I guess, staring at duke, mmm, duke. Duke, Duke-e duke-e duke-e duke-e!
Duke: Duke-eh what?
Anzu: I find you attractive.
Duke: ?? O.O Excuse me whilst I hang my head out of a window and barf my lunch from last night.
Yugi: ? O.o?
Duke: What I had last night only constitutes as lunch, not a full dinner.
Yugi: Oh. K, proceed.
Mxne: Please, the sooner Doofy-boy leaves, the better.
Ivy: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOu're turning into Maximillion Pegasus J. Crawford! Aaagh!
Mxne: Huh?
Max: - came in to, eh, what did he come in for? - I came in to teach this class, and get an explanation from Timothy and Cecelia.
Timothy: What explanation?
Cecelia: Yeah, I know nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Timothy: Yes, we know not of what you speak.
Max: I haven't even spoken of what I speak, but since you don't know, let me speak of what I speak... of. No "of"? I don't know. Anyway, why haven't you two told me that you have no teacher?
Timothy: It's Maxine's fault! I was going to tell, I swear!
Max: A lie. I can still read your mind.
Some random chick in class: What else can you see through? O.o?
Max: Urgh, -rolls eye.-
Srcic: Well, what else can you see through?!?
Max: Not your clothes, if you must know. I can't even see through a wall!
srcic: Oh, good. k.
Max: Now, back to the current issue at hand. Why haven't either of you two told me?
Timothy: Well, I like going to school without a teacher. I have more fun.
Cecelia: Why didn't Maxine tell you?
Max: Why didn't YOU tell me?
Cecelia: Whatever Timothy said.
Max: And you, Maxine. Despite the fact that you don't like me.
Maxine: I have no reason. I asked them myself, but I don't care either way.
Max: I see, well, Croquet, what shall we do?
Croquet: ... hmm...-puts finger and thumb to his chin, as if thinking. (like he's thinking about anything.)- We should play croquet.
Maxine: Play Croquet? Dude, we're too young to be with you like that. I know I am.
Croquet: ... shut up, you. we'll do as I say, and, Did you just, that wasn't what I meant, ma'am. I feel that you knew it.
Maxine: Took you a while.
Croquet: ... quiet, you!
Max: -rolles his eye, again.- Both of you shut up. I have a better idea, anyway. I'll teach you all how to identify wine.
Maxine: You don't think we're too young for that, even by a bit?
Max: What? I think you, oh, right, laws. hmm, well, that spoils my fun.
Croquet: Why don't we make a giant Crème Brulèe, and dive into it?
Maxine: Because, ya id, it wouldn't be healthy to eat by then. Kinda contaminated by eachother's germs, and I do NOT feel like eating whatever's on Yugi, or anyone else for any matter that might be around.
Croquet:??? What?
Maxine: Oh, like I didn't get confused saying that!
Croquet: I don't think you did.
Maxine: I did and you know it.
Croquet: prove it.
Maxine: I can't.
Croquet: settled.
Maxine: not.
Croquet: 'stoo.
Maxine: 'snot!
Croquet: you just said "snot."
Maxine: ... d'oh!
Max: huh?
everyone else: what just happened?
Maxine: I dunno.
Croquet: ditto.
Maxine: yah.
* chapter kinda ends here. Have we made friends yet? I dunno.*
Maxine: bye, y'all. Come back soon, n' we'll have tons more for ya, or we may have some if ya click the next chapter butt'n.
Croquet: "Butt 'n" what?
Maxine: "Butt 'n" nothin!
Max: Both of you shut up!
Mxne: make me!
max: end of chapter. Reviewers, no flames, she still doesn't know what she-
Maxine: I do too know what I'm doing!
Max: Prove it!
Mxne: I've made it to the seventh chapter, I think I know what I'm doing.
Max: Suuure. Well, ta-tah!
Mxne: Tartar? where? Fish? Are we having fish sandwiches tonight?
Max: urgh, what an idiot, goodbye, all.
Mxne: Yeah, bye. 'remember, no matter how nice Max seems, he's realy just a big meanie with ... wine breath!
Max: c'mere and lemme show you some wine breath!-runs after me-
Mxne: -running from Max- Bye, all!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Review!!!!!!!!