Deadpool and Bullseye stood outside the penthouse suite. Deadpool looked across the Bullseye, who raised his hand into the sky, and started making hand movements, point forwards and backwards and side to side, making corners, loops and the odd two fingers flicking. After he was finally done Wade just kept staring at him for about a minute, "...what?"

"Oh for christs sake! Burst down the door and take care of the guards!"

"And I was supposed to get all that from you having hand spasms?"

"Just do it!"

Bullseye walked off as Wade approached the front door.

Knock knock.

"Who is it?"

"Uh... salesman"

"What are ya selling?"

"Uh... guns?"

"Guns?"

"No! Gum! I sell gum!"

One guard lent across the door to the other "This is why I said to Toro we should get an eye hole for the door! That could be the army!"

"You want an eye hole?" said Wade out loud, drawing a pistol. He fired it through the door, and it went straight into one guards eye. "I sell them too." he kicked the door down, sticking a sai in the other security guard that was standing by the door.

"Oh Toro! I got a surprise for you!" more guards ran for the door, firing at Wade. He drew a small rifle and fired at them, leaving a plie of bodys on the floor. He could hear footsteps running down the opposite way. Must have been Escaber running. "That pesky wabbit. I'll leave him to Bullseye"

Escaber Toro flew down the hall way, running for his life. This maniac was after him and he had to get away. He hit the panel on the wall, letting a piece of wallk budge over to one side. He stepped insdie and closed the wall. Pressing a button on the wall, the floor moved up. As it came to a halt, a door opened and Toro stepped outside. "Jose, set up the helicopter!" he shouted out.

There was no reply. He looked around for Jose. On the wall, he noticed her. But she wasn't moving. Forks had pierced her skin, sticking her to the wall. On her was a note. Toro read in horror as he was told to look behind him. He spun his head round, greeted by the site of a white glove coming for his face. It knockned him over onto his back. He searched desperately for his gun. As soon as he produced it, Bullseye kicked it off the side of the building. He grabbed Toro's neck and dragged him to the edge off the roof.

"Bullseye, whatever they're paying you, I'll quad-triple it!"

"Sorry Toro, they arn't paying me. One thing I wuold like to know though. Why'd you get me to kill the kid?"

"He got Cold Feet, he wasgonna go to the police. He was probably wearing a wire on him when you nailed him."

"Thanks, I'll let Beckett know you co operated." said Bullseye with a smile, pushing Toro off the side of the building.

Deadpool was having a hard time breathing. Toro had more men than he thought could fit into the penthouse! "You know what'd be really funny?" he thought to himself, "If I've done all this then I find out that Toro's killed Bullseye." he apporached a window to see Bullseye flying a heli copter "Shame, would have been great material for my next comedy box." he climbed onto the window and leapt into the air, aiming for the rope ladder that dangled out of the chopper.

At the last second, Bullseye jerked the heli copter out of the way, making Deadpool miss, hitting the roof. He could hear Bullseye's laughter from the sky. "Yeah, yeah. Very funny. Just wait until I get up there and put a hole in that Bullseye of yours.

Wade and Bullseye stood outside Beckett's office. Bullseye held Toro's body in his hands. Victor stood in front of the door. "Wait outside." Bullseye said nudging Wade and winking at him. He entered the office, where Beckett sat.

"Ah Bullseye, I see you have a gift for me! Thank you my lad."

"So I can go now?"

"Ah, not quite I'm afraid. You see there is a little problem about you knowing too much. Victor could you come in here."

"Go figure." Bullseye said.

"Victor?"

"He's not coming ass wipe. It was obvious you were gonna do this." Bullseye drew a gun and pointed it a Beckett.

"Now now Bullseye, let's not go rushing into things. You can't kill me! I... I'm famous! They'll have your head!"

"I've gotten away with it before. Don't flatter yourself, no one will miss you." he fired the gun three times, the first in his crotch, the second in his stomach,the third in the centre of his head. "Bullseye."

He left the room to see Victor screaming in pain as Wade held him up by his hair. "I saved the last one for you." he said to Bullseye.

"Thanks, that's nice." said Bullseye. He hit Victor square in the face, knocking him out and leaving him to drown in his own pool of blood.

Wade shook Bullseye's hand. "Well, this was... nice. We should do it again some time"

Bullseye laughed as he turned his back. "See ya around." the two began to go their seperate ways until Wadecalled out, "Hey Bullseye!"

"Yeah?"

"I have an idea..."

The following thrusday, there was a knock a Wade Wilsons door. He opened it up to see Bullseye standing at the door. "Hey, come in, I got some waffles. No spit this time, honest." They headed into Wade's kitchen. Sitting down, Bullseye began to eat. "So what have ya got?" Deadpool asked.

"James Brown."

"No wait... THE James Brown?"

"It's a common name Wade."

"I know but how cool would it be to kill James Brown? It'd be like living in the Tuxedo movie." Bullseye sighed. "Well I got some one called Lloyd Tenant. Lives around here."

"So say we got get yours first then mine then head off to a bar."

"Sounds like a plan. Don't forget to bring Geff."

"Shut up."

"They're coming!" shouted a worried Lloyd Tenant as his men surrounded him. "Get ready!" The guards aimed at the door. But they were in for a surprise as Wade and Bullseye jumped through the window, spraying bullets down on the guards.

"YOU take the guards this time!" Wade shouted.

"Sure." shouted Bullseye, landing in front of Llyod. "Deadpool and Bullseye at your service sir." he said bowing.

"Oh no you don't!" shouted Wade, firing at Lolyd. With his quick reaction time, Bullseye drew a gun and also fired. Both bullets hit him in the centre of his forehead.

"Bullseye." Deadpool and Wade said at the same time.

End