Drunken Party
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters I do, however, own the story line to this fiction and it is partially based on a completely original story I wrote so DON'T STEAL IT
Anyway I decided to up the rating to be safe, I don't think there will be any like explicit sex but still with the whole drunken thing ya no... gotta be safe
The four Marauders stood in front of the womping willow, there arms were filled with food and alcohol, and they were covered by the invisibility cloak. Lily dumped her arm load of food and drinks into James' arms and transformed into a calico cat. She then darted under the tree's waving branches and pushed the knob. When she had done that she went back under the invisibility cloak, transformed and took her stuff back from James. They all slid down into the hole and hurried down the tunnel leaving the invisibility cloak just inside the entrance.
They walked into the shrieking shack and as she looked around Lily grinned, almost all the once elegant furniture was either torn up or smashed. They walked into the dinning room and paced the food on the table, they were always careful not to smash that. Lily looked at the three guys and grinned, they grinned right back. "are you ready for this" she said
"Hell yea" yelled Sirius as he grabbed a treacle tart and a butter beer off the table...
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3hours later (they got there at 11)
By this time all four of the 15 year olds where considerably drunk. Lily was singing some weird song at the top of her lungs (What if all the plumbers Quit,
Oh what would we do
The world would be backed up with shit
You take poo on top of Poo) {A/N: stupid song by one of my friends but he made it up when we where all drunk so yea it works}
James was laughing at Sirius who had just been typing his chair and fallen over, and Remus had just grabbed a bottle of Fire Whiskey and four shot glasses and was calling for a shot contest.
Half an hour later the four all looked rather ill, but considering they each had a pyramid of ten glasses in front of them that was no big surprise. Lily looked at the three boys "oh man I feel like im gonna vomit" she ran out of the room into the bathroom.
James looked at Sirius and Remus "maybe one of us should go sober her up"
Remus shook his head" no way prongs none of us are sober enough to do the charm, wands and alchol just don't mix"
Sirius snorted "ok mom"
Lily walked out of the bathroom wipeing her mouth "hes right ya know"
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Half an hour later they had all thrown up and got a lot of alcohol out of there systems. Now they were back on there eating binge.
Lily was grinning again "ya no I have this theory, you see I think its better if you eat food before you drink cause then you have something to throw up"
Remus made a face and said "That is the second most disgusting thing you've ever said"
James just grinned and shoved more cake into his mouth
Sirius suddenly laughed and everyone looked at him "guess who I snogged last night"
James grinned "Alicia"
Remus looked somewhat thoughtful and then said "Karina"
Lily shouted "Snape"
All three guys just looked at her like she'd grown a third arm, she was laughing uncontrollably now. Sirius look like he wanted to puke again but instead he said "no, Angelina Darlecky"
Remus looked at Lily "well she has now topped the original most disgusting thing she has ever said"
Lily crinkled up her nose, furrowed her brow and let out a long "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sirius looked at her funny "what's wrong with Angelina?"
Lily looked over at him "oh nothing I was just imaging you and Snape making out... and trust me its not pretty"
James started to laugh and picked up a bottle of fire whiskey and took a swig
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(3 and a Half hours later)... (making it 6 am)
All of them where once again drunk.... But seeing as to how it seemed that it was 11 in the morning when they looked at there watches they figured they should get back to the castle.
They stumbled back up the tunnel singing and yelling and tripping. They grabbed the invisibility cloak but didn't bother to put it on seeing as how none of them could walk even remotely straight.
They walked back across the grounds and into the castle stumbling all the way. They were almost to Gryffindor common room when Lily fell into a suit of armor causing it to crash down, they all laghed and James helped lily up, they kept laughing... until they saw Mcgonagall