AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is another of my one-shot comedies. So, no telling me to update!1

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon.

I walked into the daycare center to pick up my two Growlithes, whom I left here, to go on vacation.

I entered the building and walked up to the counter, where that ugly old hag woman was standing. "I'm here for my Growlithes. They should be under Yurameshi."

"Oh, yes, let me get my husband." She walked out the through the back door, and came back with her husband, holding my two pokemon.

The old man said, "I'm sorry. Your two Growlithes started fucking each other a lot while you were gone."

"What?" I shouted.

The old man continued, "I turned the hose on them, but the bitch was in so much heat, she didn't give up the male. So, you're stuck with this egg, until it hatches. By the way, you owe 1300 dollars to take them back."

"What? You let them stay together? I told you the female was in season! And, you still let them get it on?"

"I'm afraid so."

"You fat senile old bastard Miltank fucker! ...sigh, how does it hatch?"

"You have to fiddle-fart around with it with five other pokemon, not four, three, two, or one. Five. Then, it will hatch."

Then, the Growlithes jumped out of the old man's arms, and the male got on the female. "Damn it, old man. Get them!"

I grabbed the male and picked him up, who was still making humping motions in the air.

The old man tossed me a fire stone. "Here. Evolve the female into an Aracanine. Then, the male can't reach her ovaries."

"Thanks."But, then the male jumped out of my arms, and the stone fell from my hand and onto his head. He then turned into a huge Aracanine that squatted down on his haunches, and pulled the famale close under his belly and between his legs. "No, damn it." I tried to pull the male off, but was too heavy.

The old man, tried to get the female out, but the Arcanine bit his head off. The old man's body fell limp and blood spilled all over the floor. The Arcanine chewed up the head, his skull cracking and splintering in his jaw, then swallowed.

I checked my watch. "Damn, how long are you two gonna be?"

The old woman came back in, and saw the two pokemon. "Oh, my word! Is the Arcanine shiting or fucking."

"Oh, my god. He's doing both." A long turd slid out his butt hole. "That's fucking nasty! Stop it, both of you." The Arcanine then ejaculated and much of it spilt on the floor. "Christ!" I buried my face in my hands.

The Aracnaine got off the Growlithe and pulled the man's body closer to them and ate his remains.

The egg then hatched and a Duskull came out. The old woman laughed and said. "Hey, look. A Ghost in the Shell"

I lowered my eyelids and pulled out my knife. I jumped over the counter and stabbed her right in the neck, so she couldn't scream. I lifted her body up and tossed it over to my pokemon. "Here, just in case you want seconds."

I jumped back over the counter and sheathed my knife. I noticed there was a mass amount of ooze on the Growlithe's butt and in between the Arcanine's legs. "Geez, did any of it even get in her? God, now I have to clean it." I then cried. "I don't even know where the rubber gloves or the mop is."

OH, NOES!1

I bet some of you are going to be sick. Or, you're just laughing you ass off.