Chapter 7.
Author's notes: howdy guys! Ahh exams are plentiful at the mo. So that is why my chapters have been few and far between : (
Anyway, on with the story…!
The three ripples soon became objects, or more precisely, animals. Three monkeys came bounding out of the stargate, and each made a beeline for one of the team. Daniel, who had a severe allergy to monkeys began sneezing violently, although silently. (Which is a very strange combination.) The largest monkey ran towards Jack and he tried to quickly reposition himself behind a desk, although to no avail, as the monkey decided to jump on the desk. Jack decided the next plan of campaign would be to run like hell. The monkey decided this was a game and chased him around the room. Daniel could not help smirking to see the hard assed colonel running away from a small animal. His own personal monkey decided at that point to slobber on him and that soon wiped the grin off his face.
Sam had the smallest monkey run towards her, and completely unexpected for the impact, fell to the floor, complete with monkey attached. She shrieked and tried to bat it away but it held her in a tight bear hug. (This was probably quite unusual, seeing as the monkey was a monkey not a bear. However, there again, this was a magical monkey, so, what do you really expect?)
Daniel was still trying to wipe away monkey spit when the monkey decided to infuriate him further and pee on him. He cringed and the nauseating smell of monkey spittle and urine permeated his senses. Looking down at his clothes, a big wet patch had appeared. He was not impressed. Jack came hobbling over, his monkey grabbing fiercely onto his leg and refusing to budge. Jack took one look at Daniel and sniffed the air, wrinkled up his nose and started laughing. Daniel now wished for the painful folders, just so he could cover his embarrassment.
Meanwhile, Teal'c was strapped to the table, his dried blood stuck him uncomfortably to his clothes and Vadjra was nowhere to be seen. The lights were out and he tried to wriggle out of his restraints, but to no avail. Suddenly a loud noise sounded that sounded horribly like a chainsaw. The reason Teal'c knew this was that Jack had insisted he have a look at some doohickeys other than the strange and impossible to figure out and oh so easy to break ones in Carter's lab. But mainly so he had the excuse to take Teal'c to find a decent new fishing rod in a gadget store.
Sam wandered over, her monkey leading her. Jack wondered if she knew it was a monkey or just thought it was one of the team helping her.
"CARTER, YOU DO REALISE THAT'S A MONKEY DON'T YOU?" Sam looked exasperated. "Jack, I'm blind, not deaf." "WHAT?" asked Jack. "Oh, forget it." O'Neill looked closely at Sam. "FORGET WHAT?" Carter rolled her eyes. Suddenly Sam smelt a strong scent that made her wrinkle her nose
"Guys what's that smell?" Daniel looked even more embarrassed if that was possible. On hearing no response, except for faint sniggering coming from Jack, having gathered what she was talking about, Sam changed the subject. "Has anyone found a remote transmitter?" Daniel stamped his foot twice, remembering from earlier her little communication attempt and how two stampings meant yes, whereas one meant no.
Sam smiled. "Okay, Daniel, Colonel, I propose that we go back through the gate with our new friends here, to earth and see if these sensory losses can be reversed."
"SAM, YOU WANT TO PROPOSE TO DANIEL!" Yelled Jack looking slightly concerned. Daniel laughed and pointed to the stargate and made little people gestures to show Sam's idea.
"OH." Was the reply they received complete with a huge blush from Jack. They walked up the ramp, each with their own monkey and Daniel pressed the symbols and transmitter numbers. They all walked up together and into the sparkling puddle…
Author's notes. OKAYYYYYYYYY, so whaddya think? Good bad ugly? Too long? Too short? Just right? I wanna know! Any ideas you'd like to see included in this story, I'll see what I can do : ) PLEASE review! Loadsa love Wolflets : )