Chapter 9.

Spoilers: Okay, I don't think this is really a spoiler, but considering certain characters are around, this story is set before heroes.

Hi, everyone who has been reading this, I apologise profusely for not updating sooner but I've been revising for exams/ doing exams/ running around the room madly panicking about my lack of German revision…(Actually my lack of any revision)… and then my computer decided it would be amusing to get a virus and stop working altogether. Pah.

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(INFIRMARY)

"Well it looks like all roads lead to OZ" moaned Jack, playing with his yellow yoyo. Daniel raised his eyebrow, imitating Teal'c immensely. Jack noticed his scepticism and continued "I meant the infirmary."

"Yes Sir" sighed Sam

Jack, although completely deaf, picked up her meaning and sent a scowl in her direction before remembering that she couldn't see a thing and so it wouldn't matter anyway.

Daniel picked up the pen and paper he had been given and scribbled: at least those annoying monkeys were taken to a holding cell.

Jack squinted slightly at the paper and replied tetchily

"Mine was worse. I bet you don't have marks from where yours was gripping onto you so tightly."

Daniel scribbled back: at least yours didn't pee all over you.

At this point Jack had to hold back a laugh and instead let out a small snort. Daniel scowled at him and wrote : its not funny you know.

Jack smirked and said "is"

Daniel scribbled again and wrote: is not.

To this Jack simply nodded in a matter of fact way. Daniel pouted and rapped at his words loudly with his pen. At this point Sam interrupted.

"Daniel, cant you go get changed or something? It really smells in here!"

Daniel blushed furiously at this and sniffed the air slightly.

Janet Fraiser walked in the room, complete with an entourage of nurses, all either enthralled by the strange happenings of recently or wanting to get the latest gossip, or wanting to get close up with Daniel Jackson. Two of the younger female nurses sidled up to him and tried to flirt. That was until the scent of monkey urine wafted over to where they were standing. The one backed away quickly and the other ran off to wretch in the toilets. Janet looked disapprovingly at them both before saying,

Right, I want tests on each of them. She lowered her voice slightly and said, "First of all, I think you all need showers." She looked pointedly at Daniel. "Some more than others."

Jack sniggered again at this. Then realised the word 'test' had been in the sentence. His smile vanished and was replaced by a slight grimace.

"DOC, is this going to involve your WONDERFUL sharp pointy needles by any chance?" Grinned Jack.

"Well, I'm glad to see this has in no way impaired your wit colonel." Replied Janet.

"WHAT?" questioned Jack.

"Forget it." Jack squinted at her mouth as she said this, then replied,

"FORGET WHAT?"

Janet smiled slightly and shook her head.

"So, you guys wanna tell me what happened?"

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I know its kinda short but hopefully the next one will be longer (and wont take so long to write)