YFWE: EGM's new chapter is up! Unfortunately, I have to type it! (I should be typing up my own stuff...) So here it is!
Fool's Gold CH. 3
EconomicGirlyMan
While Jake was watching a Shaniqua music video on VH2, he started to think, I could pay a Leprechaun to get caught in Spud's tiny net, and Spud could get the $1,000. "Heck, yeah!", he yelled. Grandpa yelled something back about keeping the language down but Jake couldn't quite hear it. "I love being a dragon", he said to himself.
As Jake licked his lips during a Burger Queen commercial, FU ran in. "Kid, Gramps and I decided that you could keep some gold."
"That is F'n A, Fu!", Jake said. He crept into Grandpa's shop and went to his desk. "Yo, G, can I use the gold that you're giving me to have a Leprechaun get caught and give the gold to Spud?"
"Jake, this gold is worth over $1,000. You need to be serious about this."
"I'll be serious. He's the only person in our class that wanted it and I wanted him to get it", Jake said, "I can go out any time and get some gold."
"True, true, kid", Fu said. He had been listening to the whole thing.
"Fu, this is a private thing between Jake and I. Now go and look cute at the bored little kids", Grandpa yelled.
"Okay, okay", Fu said, "But here is an address for a good friend. Go. You should be able to get back by dinner."
END CHAPTER
YFWE: Since I'm still typing, I'd like to ask everyone to please review this fic. My brother would really appreciate it. Just no flames! At his age, I'm not quite sure if he's ready. If you're in the flamin' mood, go flame one of my fics! ;) Ok, that is all.
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