Star Wars: The Jedi Samurai
Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½ nor do I own Star wars.
A/N: Well if your reading this then that means you like to know more. Well for one this is another Ranma and Star Wars cross overs but unlike most that just deals with Ranma ( saw one that had Kasumi as a Jedi Knight.) This one will deal with half of the Ranma cast as an elite group of Jedi knights known as the Jedi Samurai.
Also this is a complete rewrite of Ep., one two and three. And then some But it will stop just before A New hope, sorry haven't thought of rewriting the first three Star wars movies. So sit back relax and enjoy
Star Wars
The Jedi Samurai.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . .
EPISODE 1 THE PHANTOM MENACE
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic.
The taxation of
trade routes to outlaying star systems are in
dispute. Hoping
to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly
battleships,
the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping
to the
small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the
Republic endlessly debates this
alarming chain of events, the
Supreme Chancellor has secretly
dispatched two Jedi Knights, the
guardians of peace and
justice in the galaxy, to settle the
conflict . . .
"Sure we have arrived at the blockade." The pilot said. The two Jedi looked at each other.
"Place a call and let them know we are here." An older looking man with long brown hair and a graying bread said. His name Qui-Gon Jinn. A Jedi Master, net to him was his young padawan learner in the Jedi order. The brown hair young man was beside other young man with black hair tired in a braid. "Be careful Master Jinn. I sense something." The young man said.
"I can see why master Yoda wished for you to come with us master Soatome. I too sense something fowl but still we must wait and see."
And So the ship descends into the docking bay where they are soon taken to a conference room.
The small group waited. Ranma Soatome Leader of the Jedi Samurai sat kneeled in deep mediation. He saw visions of things to come, things of the past and things of the future, yet he knew that he cannot change anything. Why did Master Yoda send him even he himself did not know, yet he and his student was to wait and help the Jedi if the need called for it.
"Master. I have a bad feeling about this." Ben 'Obi-wan' Kenobi said as he removed his hood. Qui-Gon smiled and looked at him. "Be mindful of your feeling, my young padawan. This will go well and fast." Ranma wasn't so sure and so was Obi-wan.
Chapter One: Stopping an attack and saving a queen.
It's been five minutes and still no one came to see the Jedi, Suddenly Ranma stood up and grabbed his Lightsaber. The other two Jedi did as well. "Master Soatome what is it?" Obi-wan asked.
"The ship was just blown up." Just as that was said, some type of gas started to feel the room.
Outside the room several droids stood outside, blasters ready. The commanding droids nodded and the doors open to a room full of poison gas. Then out of no where three lightsabers lit the room and the Jedi attacked, Ranma using the Force pushed the robots back just before battle droids rolled in. "Shields, there's no way we can break that." Obi-wan yelled out.
"Then we run. Go. I'll meet back up with you." Ranma yelled. As soon as, the other two Jedi Knights was out of sight Ranma smiled. The battle droids keep firing their blasters. Ranma held out his hand the power of the Force coursing through him and. Soon the battle droids fell apart, that was until more came and that's when Ranma left.
In the Hanger bay.
Qui-gon and Obi-wan turned out to be okay. Using the force to drop down form a vent they hide behind a crate. "It's, an invasion. We need to get down to the planet." His apprentice agreed. "You were about one thing master. The negations were short." They both smiled before they went their separate ways. Obi-wan made his why to one of the ships, while Qui-gon hide in the darkness of the ship. Ranma also made his way to a third ship not having found the others he hide behind crates and weapons.
As the ships descended to the planet below Ranma started to get vision of an up coming battle a battle that has him worried. He saw a dark figure in dark robs his face painted black and red and a Jedi knight dieing. He also saw a young child. Shaking his head Ranma busted through the doors as they opened hopping to find the other knights on the way.
Obi-won was not having a good time he ran as fast as he could to avoid the blasts from the Droids air platform. Then he hard it the humming sounds of a lightsaber and the flash of a blue blade. Ranma cut right though the droids letting the platforms crash into a tree a few minutes later Qui-gon and a funny looking being walked up to them.
"I had a heck of a time finding you guys. Who's this?" Ranma asked. Qui-gon looked at Jar Jar Binks "A Native I think." Qui-Gon said. "We need to get to theeds. Any Idea?" Ranma looked at Obi-wan and. He looked at his master. "Great." The small group, started walking, the gungan followed them.
Ranma
turned to looked at the creator. "Um we don't need you." Ranma
said as the other two knights stopped to the look. "Ex-squeeze me,
but da moto grande safe place would be Otoh Gunga. Tis
where I
grew up . . . Tis safe city." The three Jedi look at each other.
"Can you take us there?" Qui-gon asked.
"Ahh, will . . . on second taut . . . no, not willy" Jar Jar said in a small voice. Ranma through up his arms. "Great, what away to get out hopes up, maid telling us way not?" The gungan looked down once more.
"Iss embarrissing, boot... My afrai my've bean banished. My forgoten der Bosses would do terrible tings to my. Terrible tings if my goen back dare." Jar Jar Said. Just then they herd blaster fire and the sounds form the tanks. "You hear that?" Jar Jar nodded. " That the sound of a thousand terrible things heading this way."
Obi-wan catching onto what his master is saying he followed up.
"They will find us, crush us into tiny little pieces and then blast us just for fun." Ranma had to hide his laughter the stories he heard about the two was true, they were one. "Now if you kindly lead the way. Ranma said.
"Oh, Yousa Point is well seen. This way! Hurry, Hurry!" the gungan commanded. Jar Jar lead the group until they come to a bank." How munch further?" Ranma asked. Jar Jar Looked at the Young Jedi.
"Wesa goen underwater, okeyday?" Jar Jar Said. "Great." Obi-won and Qui-gon looked at Ranma. "Something wrong Master?" Qbi-won said. "Don't ask please. " Ranma said turning off the power to his
Lightsaber. The Gungan looked at the black-haired Jedi. "My warning yous, Gungans no liking outlanders
so don't expict a wern welcome." The three Jedi looked at one other. "Don't worry about it. This hasn't been a day of warm welcomes for us." Jar Jar Shugs his shoulders and did a double somersault with a twist.
"Show off." Ranma said just as they were walking in the water. As they swam deeper in the water, a beautiful glow from the Gungan city started to light their way. Jar Jar Made his way first showing the Jedi that the way in was through the bubble shield that protects the city.
Scared out of their minds at seeing the Jedi The citizens of the city started to scatter away. Captain Tarpals came riding up on a two-legged animal he takes one look at Jar Jar and then the Jedi and sighs. "Yousa in big Dudu this time. Take them tada Big Bosses." Other guardsmen come riding by. One zaps Jar Jar in the rear end. "How wude." He said before walking.
Being in the court of the big bosses was like standing in an aquarium. Lightly dimmed but with enough light to see Boss Nass. "Yousa bees hair. Dis army of mackineeks up dare tis new weesong." Qui-gon Jinn talked to Boss Nass, Trying to reason with him and then after awahile had to use the Jedi mind trick, but something was wrong, and it Jar Jar Knew it.
"Tis trap. The core is very dangerous." (A/n: Im Sorry but after going though the Star Wars Ep. one Script I decided that Jar Jar well talk normal, I never did like the Gungan aways.) "Thank You, Master Qui-gon Wait." Ranma Said, and turn back to Big Boss Nass. "Sir what well happen to Jar Jar." Ranma asked.
"He be a punishes for breaking the no come back rule." Ranma hated to admit it but Jar Jar could be a good ally in this."Sir Jar Jar owes a Life debt to Master Qui-gon here." Boss Nass looked shock.
"Is this true? You made life pack with this here outlander?" Jar Jar Nodded. "FINE! Be Gone with him." Ranma smiled. "What was the point in that Master Saotome?" Obi-won asked. "We need a navigator." was all Ranma said before following the other through the door, and to the Bongo hanger.
As they left the port Jar Jar is given the control to the Small submarine was seen leaving the city, going throw the core. As the were going Obi-won asked why Jar Jar was banished. The Answer he got wanted to make him laugh. "Jar Jar look out. We're being chased!" Ranma yelled making the other two Jedi jump. Jar jar hits the throttle and the small ship moves forward at a higher speed but the danger was still there until they hid in a cave. "We're taking in water here." Ranma said. Jar Jar Started to panic as the craft lost power. Qui-gon Stayed claim as Ranma closed his eyes. He pictures the insides of the craft. As he did he started to repair it though the power of the force.
Soon the Ship had power and the lights come on. "We're in trouble." Ranma said as a huge monstrous fish looked at them."Mesa think it best if we RUN!" Jar Jar Yelled. Soon an underwater chase beings as the small craft flies through the water. Ranma looked at the fish trying to see if he can force the thing away needless to say it didn't work but help did come when a bigger fish started to eat it. "There's always a bigger fish." Qui-gon said.
They did know how long it was but they finally averred at the city, a little late. As the group left the small ship is started to sunk. "Well that was fun." Ranma said. Suddenly there was a click The group looked to see what was up, when they saw the battle droids putting a blaster at them. "Hands up!"
Ranma looked at it "Sorry did you say heads up?" Ranma said then he pointed a finger upwards to the sky the droids looked up, as expected Qui-gon Obi-won and Ranma mad quick work of the robots. "Good thinking but how do you want to handle them?" Obi-won said putting to a second group of droids. Having no choice the four shut off their sabers and put down the droids having pick them up started poking their blasts at the group who started walking. "Take them away and blast them if they cause trouble." The droid sergeant said. "Roger, Roger. Start walking."
After while they move into the city that's where Ranma and Obi-won lunched other attack calling their Lightsabers and cut down the robotic army. "You two make a good team." Qui-gon said. "Who us? Naw. The three of us make a better team you should look into joining the group. We could use your skills." Ranma said.
Qui-gon smiled. "Tempting offer Master Saotome. But first we must save the Queen, and get back to Coruscant." Ranma nodded, They made their way though the place, when they suddenly saw a group of droids moving a small group through the streets. Nodding the speared apart and then one by one, they jumped down a slashed there way to the captive group.
"Hello. Hold still, please" Ranma said cutting off the binds. Qui-gon stepped up to the Queen. "I'm Qui-gon Jinn Ambassadors for the Supreme Chancellor." An Old man stepped up to the Group. "Your negotiations Seem to have failed ambassadors." Ranma shook his head. "They never took place. We need to make contact with the republic." Qui-gon spoke again. "Im Sorry all communications been knocked out." The Captain of the Guards said. "A Transport then?" Captain Panaka nodded. "This way."
It didn't take long for them to reach a side door to the hanger. Opening the door just a crack The group look in. "Im Sorry there just to many of them." Panaka said. "Heh is that's what your worried about?" Ranma asked. "That will not be a problem. Your highness under the circumstances I suggest that you come with us to Coruscant." The queen didn't take long to answer. "Thank ambassador but my place is with my people." "Ya, nuts my lady you stay here there going to kill you. Plan and simple." Ranma said getting looks from the captain and the advisor. "What well it's the truth. No matter what after there done they will kill you." The queen looks thoughtful, and then looked at her handmaidens. "We are brave your highness. We will follow you." The youngest looking maiden said.
"If we're going, it has to be now." Qui-gon said. So the group spilt up once more Obi-won heading for the pilots, Ranma protecting the queen and Qui-gon taking care of the droids. "Halt were, are you taking these people?" A robot asked."I'm taking these people to Coruscant." Qui-gon said. "To were?" "To Coruscant." "To Coruscant that's doesn't compute, Your under arrest." But before the robot could fight his blaster he was cut down to pieces. The people hurried into a Nabooian Spacecraft leaving three people behind.
Once in space the craft made its way though the blockade, sadly though the ship was damage. "The hyperdrive system is fried." The Pilot called out. " We can still try to out run them until we can find a port for repairs." Ranma Said. The group starts to study star charts and maps and one planet they over looked. It was a small planet out of the way and had nothing to do with the trade Federation. "Tatooine" Obi-won said. "It's small and out of the why. They won't find us there." Captain Panaka Looked worried. "How can you be sure?" "It's controlled by the Hutts." Qui-gon Said. Ranma looked up. "Did you just say the Hutts?" They both nodded. "Sounds good." Ranma Said Smiling.
TBC.
A/N: Well there you go Chapter One. Two should be out soon probably by Thursday. So Leave your reviews.
