Title—"Harry Potter 5"
Disclaimer—Harry Potter, both character and series, belongs to J.K. Rowling. I'm just a fan. The tune to "1985" belongs to Bowling For Soup. I'm just borrowing.
Sung to the tune of "1985"!
Boohoohoo!
Boohoohoo!
Harry just hit the wall
He never had it all
One tantrum a day
Godfather's passed away
Views on him changed, it seems
The year he was fifteen
J.K.'s on PMS
Cuz the fifth book was messed
He could've stayed a shy-guy
With a half-weird, half-cool scar
Then he turned into an ass
Bet he got it from his father
Remember in book Three?
Broom got beat by a tree
Read the Fifth book one night...
And nothing
In it's
Alright
Since the
Trio of Gryffindor
Way before the Order
There was a time when they ruled
Back then, Harry would keep his cool
Everyone's OOC
Like some gone-wrong fanficcie
That leaves me unsatisfied
With Harry
Harry
Harry Potter 5
Boohoohoo!
Harry Potter 5
Boohoohoo!
We've all read the old ones
Re-read them time-to-time
Book One: Philosopher's Stone
To Four: Goblet of Fire
I like fics slash, hardcore
Not a big Mary-Sue fan
Though I wrote an OC for
Prisoner of Azkaban
How's Norbert? Still adorable?
I still wonder whether Blaise is a boy or girl
The books suddenly became movies
Whatever happened to
Fighting with Draco
(And) Wizard radio
Trio of Gryffindor
Way before the Order
There was a time when they rule
Back then, Harry would keep his cool
Everyone's OOC
Like some gone-wrong fanficcie
That leaves me unsatisfied
With Harry
Harry
Harry Potter 5
Boohoohoo!
That book wrecks the series
Characters like Luna popped up randomly
Plus, when did Ginny become a seeker?
And there's no plot!
Plot
PLOT
...Just why did
The Trio of Gryffindor
Do less than the Order?
Why did Harry go psycho?
Arguing with so-and-so
Excepting their ages,
What's with the sudden changes?
These things weren't clarified
In Harry Potter 5
Boohoohoo!
Trio of Gryffindor
(That book sucks)
Way before the Order
(Harry Potter 5)
There was a time when they ruled
(There's no plot)
Back then, Harry would keep his cool
(Harry Potter 5)
(Boohoohoo!)
Everyone's OOC
(That book sucks)
Like some gone-wrong fanficcie
(Harry Potter 5)
That leaves me unsatisfied
(There's no plot)
With Harry
Harry
Harry Potter 5
Wrote this after reading the 5th book. Found it again now that I've read the 6th XD! Just venting frustrations with OotP and a little bit more shtuff. Read it along to the song! Tell me if it works.