Hi. This is Bane the Mad Demon Slayer, and you are reading my first-ever fic. I'm open to any suggestions you may have that you think will improve my story. Before we begin, I would like to thank Sol-Ratcht Saporro for giving me the idea for this particular one-shot. (I will be writing a total of twenty.) Now, on with story!

Jedi Training Mishaps Part 1

Setting: Jedi Temple, sometime between AOTC and ROTS.

Situation: Anakin and Obi-Wan are sparring.

Obi-Wan and Anakin faced each other and ignited their lightsabers.

"Let's see if you can beat me this time, Anakin," said Obi-Wan, smirking.

"Oh, I will, Master," replied his former apprentice, also smirking "I will."

Obi-Wan laughed. "Oh, please. You said that the last three times, and I still whooped your sorry ass!"

"Hey, fourth time's a charm". said Anakin raising his lightsaber.

"We'll see about that." replied Obi-Wan, also raising his lightsaber.

Suddenly, the duo rushed at each other, and began swinging and parrying each others blows with lightning speed, so that they were lost in a continuous swirl of blue light.

Just as suddenly as they started, they jumped away from each other and just stared each other down.

Obi-Wan raised his free hand and made a beckoning motion. "Come on, Anakin! Bring it on!" he shouted.

Anakin smirked. "Gladly." He took his lightsaber in both hands, and held it above his head. Then he ran at Obi-Wan at full speed.

Perfect. thought Obi-Wan, smiling inwardly.

Just as Anakin brought his lightsaber down, Obi-Wan swung upwards, severing Anakin's mechanical arm.

"Dammit!" Anakin yelled as he dropped his lightsaber. Obi-Wan began laughing hysterically.

"Oh, man!" he said, still laughing, "You should've seen the look on your face!"

Anakin whacked Obi-Wan in the side of the head with his cauterized stump of an arm.

"That was so not funny!" he said.

Then, Anakin used the Force to bring his lightsaber back to his hand, and proceeded to cut off Obi-Wan's right arm, from just below the elbow.

"OW!" Obi-Wan yelled as he grabbed his arm. "That was totally uncalled for, Anakin!"

Anakin just laughed. "What are you talking about? That makes us even."

Obi-Wan picked up his lightsaber and ignited it. "You're gonna pay for that one."

"Uh-oh…" said Anakin as he started to run.

"Come back here!" yelled Obi-Wan chasing after him.

Mace Windu and Yoda were walking up one of the Temple's corridors when they heard a noise.

"What the hell is that?" asked Mace as he reached for his lightsaber.

Then they saw Anakin come around a corner and sprinted up the corridor, an extremely pissed-off-looking Obi-Wan chasing him with his lightsaber held above his head.

Mace scratched his bald head and looked down at Yoda, asking "Why did they each only have one arm?"

Yoda merely shook his head and said, "Want to know, I do not."

The End

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