Hey, Bane here. I would like to thank everyone for their kind reviews. (Everybody seemed to really like Yoda's line.) This next one will be just as random last one. And before I forget like last time, here's the disclaimer, done by my special guest and star of today's moment of randomness….Darth Maul!

Maul: Remind me why I'm doing this again?

Bane: Did you not read the last few words before your introduction?

Maul: What….? Oh. Right. Bane the Mad Demon Slayer does not own Star Wars or it's characters, especially ME.

Bane: Whatever. Anyway, here's the story. Enjoy!

Job Interview

Setting: Pre-TPM.

Situation: Maul is applying to be Sidious' apprentice.

Maul walked down the crowded streets of Coruscant, looking for the address he found in the Want Ads of The Galactic Times. The Ad read:

Apprentice Wanted.

Must be ruthless, vicious, and most of all, evil.

For interview, meet Darth Sidious at the Drunken Hutt bar, located 165 W. Yoda St.

Call 555-0101 to schedule.

Maul thought he fit the bill perfectly. He looked up from the paper and saw that he was approaching the bar. He walked inside and looked around. Then he heard a voice. "Ah. You must be Maul." He looked behind him and saw a black-cloaked man sitting at a table with 3 other people-2 Humans and a Rodian-which he assumed were Sidious and the other applicants.

"I'm glad you could come, Maul." said Sidious. "Please, come join us." Maul walked over to the table and sat down.

Sidious spoke again. "You all must be wondering why I wished to see all of you at the same time." The four potential apprentices nodded. "Well, I decided the best way to choose which one of you is most worthy to be my apprentice is to hold a little contest between the four you."

"What kind of contest?" asked one of the Humans interestedly.

Sidious smiled. "A drinking contest."

The applicants stared at him. "Why do you think we're in a bar?" Sidious asked.

"Why a drinking contest?" asked the other Human.

"Because I want my apprentice to be ruthless, vicious, and evil." Sidious replied. "And those kind of people like beer." He raised his hand and made a beckoning motion. Instantly, several droid waiters came over to the table, each carrying a tray holding several beer-filled mugs.

"Here are the rules," said Sidious "you will all drink as fast as you possibly can until you pass out. Last one standing gets the job. GO!"

Immediately, the four applicants each grabbed a mug and started chugging away.

After six beers, one of the Humans slumped forward onto the table. "One down!" said Sidious excitedly. Every patron in the bar had gotten up to watch the four drink and were cheering for the different applicants.

Five more beers later, the Rodian stopped dead, and fell out of his chair, much to the disappointment of his fans. This left Maul and the other Human. The two were downing beer after beer, and the crowd was chanting "Chug! Chug! Chug!" Suddenly the Human got up and staggered away from the table and began to vomit all over the floor. (And any unlucky bystanders who couldn't get out of the way in time.) Then he passed out cold on the floor.

Maul finished his last beer and belched loudly to cheers and applause.

Sidious got up and said to Maul, "Congratulations! You got the job!"

Maul looked up at him and said in a slurred voice, "What job?"

Sidious laughed. "You're my new apprentice!" he said smiling.

Maul grinned drunkenly and said "Yeah, dude!" before passing out onto the table.

So, how was that one? Please let me know! I need your reviews to live! (Not really)