Bane here. This next one is pretty much a continuation of Jedi Training Mishaps Part 1, and there'll probably be a few more after this one. Before we begin I would like to thank everyone who reviewed so far, especially my staunchest reviewers Sol-Ratcht Saporro, mr.myth310, and HobbitofdaShire5, (I'll probably use your idea a bit later, dude. Don't feel disappointed or anything like that.) Now here to do the disclaimer is today's star…Luke Skywalker!

Luke: (sleeping)…huh? Wha?

Bane: Dude, just do the disclaimer, already.

Luke: OK…(yawns) sure. Bane the Mad Demon Slayer does not own Star Wars or anything affiliated, except this story. (Looks at Bane.) How was that? (Bane gives thumbs-up.) Cool…(goes back to sleep.)

Bane: (sighs) Well, he's a lot less whiny than Maul, I'll give him that. Alright, here's the story.

Jedi Training Mishaps Part 2

Setting: During ANH, on the trip to Alderaan.

Situation: Luke is training with his lightsaber.

The Millennium Falcon cruised through hyperspace, and Luke, Obi-Wan, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 were on the bridge. Obi-Wan had let loose a remote for Luke to train with. The only problem was, the remote kept zapping the crap out of Luke every time he tried to block the blast. After several failed attempts, Luke got frustrated and sliced the remote in half.

"Luke!" said Obi-Wan, obviously pissed off. "That's the third one you've destroyed already, and you've only been training for ten minutes! These things are expensive! I'm not made of money, you know! I've been living in the frickin' desert for the last eighteen years!"

Luke got annoyed. "Well sorry if I put a hole in your wallet, gramps." he said. "But these things are just so damn hard to work with!"

Obi-Wan had a sudden idea. If he can't see the remote, he thought, he probably won't be able to destroy it. And watching him try will be funny as hell. Oh, this is gonna be good… He took a helmet from a hook on the wall, and put it on Luke's head and pulled the blast shield down so that Luke couldn't see.

"Are you kiddin' me?" he asked. "I'm blind here!" At that moment Han walked in. He took one look at Luke and started laughing. "Shut up, Han!" Luke said.

Han stopped laughing and looked at Obi-Wan. "What's up with this, gramps?"

Obi-Wan smacked him in the back of the head. "I really wish you young people would stop calling me "gramps."" he said. "Anyway…" he thought quickly "this is to teach Luke not to trust his eyes, and use his instincts." Yeah, that'll work…

"Whatever." said Han. Obi-Wan released another remote, and it immediately began to attack Luke. But, amazingly, Luke blocked all the shots. He raised his arms up over his head. "Yeah! Who's the man? Who's the man?" he said doing a raise-the-roof thing with his hands. Then the probe flew at his head at full speed, hitting him hard in the face and knocking him unconscious. He fell back onto the floor. Han and Obi-Wan just looked at him.

"Kid's got some bad luck." said Han. "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." said Obi-Wan "But, hey. Shit happens."

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