Hey, everybody, how's it goin'? This is the latest installment of Randomology. Before we begin, I would like to, again, thank my constant reviewers- Sol-Ratcht Saporro, mr.myth310, and HobbitofdaShire5- as well as my more recent reviewers- Hand of Blades, Lance Everett, and xxnikegoddess. These guys and everyone else who reviewed so far, but I didn't mention. I would also like to thank Hand of Blades for giving me the suggestion for today's moment of randomness. So without further ado, here to do the disclaimer is today's star….R2-D2!

R2: beeps and whistles. Translation: Hey, hey! Great to be here!

Bane: Good to have you here, R2. Now, the disclaimer, please.

R2: more beeps and whistles. Translation: Bane the Mad Demon Slayer does not Star Wars or anything related except this story.

Bane: You heard him. Now here's what you've all been waiting for…

Victory Party

Setting: After ANH.

Situation: The Rebels are having a party to celebrate the destruction of the 1st Death Star.

Luke and Leia were watching as the workers set up for the party that was going on that night. The party was celebrate the destruction of the Death Star, and it was all anybody could talk about.

"This is gonna be a helluva party." said Luke. "I heard R2's gonna DJ."

"Yeah, that'll be something, alright." said Leia. She looked around. "Hey, where's Han and Chewie?"

Luke scratched the back of his head. "I think they went to the Millennium Falcon to get something…" At that moment, Han and Chewie walked in, each carrying a box. "I got the stuff." said Han.

"What stuff?" asked Luke. "The drinks." replied Han. "We already have drinks." said Leia. "Pfft. Oh, please." said Han. "These are real drinks." He set the box down and opened it. He pulled out something that looked like a black whiskey bottle. The label was written in an alien language.

"What is that?" asked Luke. "Finest beer in the galaxy, kid. In fact, it's so fine, that it's illegal in eight systems." said Han proudly. Luke and Leia were staring at him. "Well not in this system." he added hurriedly. "I hope you right…"

(About 1 hour later)

Everybody was waiting for the party to start. Then, R2 rolled up to the front of the room. He turned around to face everyone, and two panels on him opened up, revealing two speakers. He started playing loud techno music, and at the same time, a large disco ball descended from the ceiling. The party had finally started.

After a few minutes of dancing, Luke looked around to see what everyone else was doing. He saw Leia talking to Han, who was getting drunk with Chewie. He also saw C-3PO doing the Robot. (He can't really do anything else.) The next thing he saw scared the hell out of him. It was Obi-Wan's ghost. And it was break-dancing. Everybody was cheering for him, while Luke stared with his mouth hanging open. Han and Leia both walked over and joined him in staring. Then Han looked at the beer bottle he was holding, and said "I gotta stop drinking this shit."

Personally, I think that could have been better. What do you guys think? Did it suck or not?