Hey, I'm back! Sorry for the delay, but my other story The Only got removed, and I couldn't submit anything for about six days. I'm making up for lost time, though. Again I would to thank everyone who reviewed. You guys are awesome. So here to do the disclaimer is the star of today's moment of randomness….C-3PO!

C-3PO: Hello. I am quite delighted to be here.

Bane: Alright, Threepio, you know what to do.

C-3PO: Bane the Mad Demon Slayer does not own Star Wars or anything affiliated, except for this and possible future stories. How did I do, Master Bane?

Bane: Fine, Threepio, just fine. Now here's the story. I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.

Bye-bye, Jar-Jar

Setting: Between AOTC and ROTS.

Situation: Jar- Jar is annoying everyone.

Obi-Wan, Anakin and Padme were at Padme's apartment building on Coruscant. Obi-Wan and Anakin were in the middle of a arm-wrestling match. They were deadlocked, and Padme was yelling, "Come on, Ani! Kick his ass!" Then they heard the door open.

"Hellllooooo! Isa anybody home?" came an all-too-familiar voice. The trio looked up in horror. "Oh no…" said Obi-Wan, prepared for the worst. Then Jar-Jar walked into the room. Oh the horror! "Oh, mesa so happy to be seein' all of yousa!" Then he went babbling on in that really bad dialect of his.

Anakin leaned over and whispered to Obi-Wan, "Do you have any idea what the hell he's saying?" "Not a clue, Anakin. Just smile and pretend you're happy to see him." Then Jar-Jar proceeded to search through all the cabinets and drawers throwing their contents all over and making a gigantic mess. Padme was trying frantically to clean up, while Anakin said to Obi-Wan "Is it just me or he stupider than usual?" Obi-Wan merely shrugged. "You can never tell with him."

Obi-Wan stood up and said to Jar-Jar, "Jar-Jar, we're a little busy right now, so if you would kindly leave…" "Oh, come on Obi, mesa sure it can wait!" Obi-Wan and Anakin grabbed Jar-Jar and steered him towards the door. "Sorry, it can't" said Anakin. "Maybe you come back in a few days, weeks, months, years…" "Call mesa crazy, but mesa tink yousa don't want mesa around!" said Jar-Jar jokingly. He continued to jabber all the way to the door, and was only silenced when Obi-Wan closed it in his face.

"Glad that's over…" he said. But he spoke too soon. Jar-Jar busted right back in and continued to babble on while Anakin and Obi-Wan looked at each other thinking the same thing: What now?

Then they heard a loud "AAAH!" and snapped back to where Jar-Jar was standing. They saw his headless body lying on the floor where he was previously standing. His head on the floor a few feet away. Then they saw something to be grateful for: it was C-3PO! And he was holding Anakin's lightsaber! "Oh, I'm terribly sorry," he said, "But he was just so irritating. I do hope I took the right course of action…" Anakin and Obi-Wan grinned looked from Jar-Jar's body to Threepio and back again. Then they grabbed each others shoulders and jumped up and down, screaming excitedly. Padme was standing behind thwm cheering, as were a random group of people in the hallway who saw what was going on. Several of them ran off to spread the good news.

"Hmm. I suppose I did." said Threepio.

Sorry if that was too short, but I hope it was worth the read. Read and review please! Also for all you Star Fox fans, go check out the story "Fox's Void." I didn't write it, I'm just doing this as a favor to my friend Aphotica. I like it, and I hope you do too. It rocks!