Hi, everybody! I'm back with a new chapter, and hope you find it as funny as the last five. (Though I'm not sure I can top Chapter 5. :) ) This is another part of Jedi Training Mishaps. And here to do the disclaimer is today's star….Yoda!
Yoda: Good to be here, it is.
Bane: Thanks for coming. Now, the disclaimer, please do.
Yoda: (muttering) Poser…
Bane: Heard that, I did.
Yoda: (Rolls eyes) Owns Star Wars, Bane the Mad Demon Slayer does not. Owns the way I talk, he does not.
Bane: Whatever. Here's the story.
Jedi Training Mishaps Part 3
Setting: During TESB.
Situation: Yoda is busy training Luke.
Luke was in the middle of Jedi training with Yoda. He was hand standing on one hand with Yoda balanced on the sole of his left boot. He had his eyes closed and was levitating random crap that he had on board his X-Wing. "Remind again why I have to levitate this shit."
Yoda sighed. "Levitate random things, a Jedi must. Besides, looks cool, it does." Luke set the random things down and flipped back onto his feet, catapulting Yoda into a nearby tree. Luke took one at Yoda trying to disentangle himself from the branches, and dropped to the ground, killing himself with hysterical laughter. After several strenuous minutes, Yoda managed to free himself, and dropped to the ground, where Luke was still laughing his ass off.
"Funny, you think it is?" asked the disgruntled Jedi. Luke managed to stop laughing and said "Hell yeah." Yoda suddenly got an idea. "Time to move on, it is." he said. "Move on to what?" asked Luke. "Further your training, we must. Test your Jedi reflexes, we must." "Alright, what are we doing?" "Seeing if you can dodge things, we are." Getting good, this is. Thought Yoda.
Luke stood in the middle of a small clearing, and Yoda stood a few feet away, the random things sitting next to him. "Ready, are you?" asked Yoda. Luke nodded. Yoda then proceeded to Force-throw the random objects at Luke, as well as some rocks. Luke expertly dodged all the incoming projectiles, jumping left and right, back flipping, and even did a midair split at one point. After thinking that the training was over Luke started to do a victory dance. Yoda then took the smallest random object (which Luke hadn't noticed) and Force-threw it at Luke, hitting him right where the sun don't shine. Luke clutched his groin and hit the ground gasping. "Launching me into the tree, that was for." said Yoda with a satisfied smirk. "Oh, come on!" yelled Luke still on the ground. "So sweet, revenge is."
Was this better than the last two, worse, or just as good? As always I'm open to any and all ideas you guys have. I still have 14 more to write, guys! Help me out here!