Hey, people. Sorry for the delay. Lotta stuff going on, so I haven't had much time. That, plus writer's block, which sucks. Before we begin, I'd like to thank my good friend Sol-Ratcht Saporro for giving me the idea for this moment of randomness. And here to do the disclaimer is…Padme!

Padme: You know, you still haven't given Ani his twenty bucks-

Fenrir- Shut up!

Padme: Fenrir Hellfyre does not Star Wars, but he owes Anakin twenty bucks.

Fenrir: You'd better get off my case before I get Hybrid Theory Soldier in here…

Padme: Ack! Not him!

Fenrir: Yes, him. Now here's the story.

Having my Baby

Setting: During ROTS

Situation: Padme is giving birth to the twins and Anakin/Vader is there instead of Obi-Wan.

"AAAAAAHHHH!" Padme screamed as she pushed. Her face tensed up and she kept pushing. "Eeeeerrrrrggh…."

Anakin/Vader was there watching the miracle in progress, but was, for some odd reason, laughing.

Padme looked at him. "What…the…hell….is….so…FUNNY! Aaaaarrrggh!"

"Whooooooo Pooooooh…heheheheheh…You make the dumbest faces…hehehehe…Whooooo Poooooh."

"At least…I don't need a mask…to hide my dumb face…AAAAHH!" she retorted.

"Whooooo Pooooooh…Pfft…Whatever…I'm gonna go get a soda…Whooooo Poooooh."

Padme's eyes bugged out as he left. "Eerrrgh…GET BACK HERE, YOU BASTARD! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

"It'S a BoY!" said the medical droid. Padme screamed and pushed again. "It'S a GiRl!"

Padme smiled. "Can I hold them?" The droid hovered over and handed Padme the twins. "HeRe YoU aRe Ma'Am." said and floated off. She looked at them said, "Your names shall be Luke and Leia." She kissed each of them on the forehead and sang them a lullaby.

Vader walked back in holding a can of Diet Coke with Lime. "Whoooooo Pooooooh…Hey, baby. I got you a soda…Whooooo Poooooh…diet, though, you could lose some weight…Whooooo Poooooh."

Padme's warm maternal air vanished at once. "ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!"

"Whooooooo Pooooooh…Yeah…" he held up the Coke and started doing a little dance. "You know…singing You put the lime in the Coke, you nut, and drink it all up. You put the lime in the Coke, you nut, and drink them both together…Whooooo Poooooh."

Padme's eyes bugged out again. "WHEN I GET UP, I'LL KILL YOU, YOU PIECE OF SH- oooohhh…" Padme fell off the bed and hit the floor with a loud THUD.

"Whoooooo Poooooh…Padme? Oh, crap…Whooooo Pooooooh…" he picked up the kids. "Whooooo Pooooh…I don't know if Padme named you yet, but how about Luke and Leia? No, those are crap names….Whoooooo Pooooooh….My daughter I will call Poppy Honey, and my son will be Bamboo…Whooooo Poooooh…Yes those are suitable names." He looked at Padme. "Let's pay respects to your mother…" he bowed his head for about two seconds. "Okay, respects paid….Whoooooo Pooooooh…Hey kids, wanna come see Daddy's ship, the Death Star? Won't that be fun? Whoooooo Pooooooh."

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