I have returned! Next to JarJar getting his head sliced off by Threepio in Chapter 5, this is gonna be the funniest one so far. This is based on a picture my friend Hybrid Theory Soldier sent me a while back. I found it again, and well, got the idea for this. The star of today's situation is, yet again…Yoda!
Yoda: Good to be back, it is.
Fenrir: How did it feel to hit Luke in the groin with that random object in Chapter 6?
Yoda: Quite satisfying, it was. Still in traction, Luke is.
Fenrir: Ouch.
Yoda: Yes… Fenrir Hellfyre does not own Star Wars or the picture this chapter is based on.
Fenrir: You guys are gonna love this.
Smoking Yoda
Setting: During TPM.
Situation: I'm not gonna spoil it.
Mace Windu was walking towards the Jedi Council chamber, looking for Yoda. He walked in and yelled "Master Yoda!"
Yoda was sitting in his chair smoking a joint. He exhaled some smoke and looked at Mace. "Master Windu, good to see you, it is."
"Master Yoda, why are you smoking a dooby?" asked Mace.
Yoda took a puff and said "Fear leads to anger…" he took another puff "Anger leads to stress…" another puff "Stress leads to doobies…" another puff "And doobies lead to twinkies." He pulled out a twinky and started munching on it. "Plenty to go around, there is."
Mace shrugged. "What the hell. Hit me."
Sorry if that was too short. Hope you enjoyed it anyways. Review and get free twinkies!