What if part 2
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A renewed Al busted through an automatic door, letting in a cloud of fog. The door led him to a cave/ laboratory that resembled the Bat-cave. Al was carrying an orange and black striped kitten above his head
Al: BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRROOOTHER! I found a new kitten for us to love and care for! (he yelled as he ran)
Ed: (turned around in a gigantic spiny chair, you know the one batman sits in as he stares at his FRICKIN HUGE computer monitor) AL! I though I told you, no running in the Ed-cave!
Al: I though we were gonna call it the Elric-cave!
Ed: I CHANGED MY MIND!
Winery: (who is now Ed's wife) ( coming down the crooked-looking stairs) hey you two! Stop fighting!
Al: Winery! I found a new kitten!
Al and Winery: (simultaneously put their hands in the air) YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
(the cat flies into the air, hit's the ground, goes into shock, and dies)
Winery: I think it's dead…
Al: (teary eyed) B-B-Brother….
Ed: good lord…. (transmutes cat via philosopher's stone)
Kitten: meow!
Al and Winery: (simultaneously put their hands in the air) YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!
Doorbell: DA DA DA DA DE!DA DA DA DA DE!DA DA DA DA DA DA! (Mexican hat dance)
Ed: AL! I'M CHANGING THIS GOD$#! DOORBELL
AL: NO DON'T I LIKE IT!
Ed: (opens the door) who the heck are you I'm a very busy and grumpy teenager.
Man: hi…uh...I used to live here….in this plot of land….
(Ed had rebuild the house then put an extension 4 times bigger than the original house behind it.)
Ed: who are you again?
Man: I'm Hohemheim Elri-
(Ed punches him in the face, knocking him to the ground)
Ed: you stupid (kick) sonofa#!$ where the &$#&-ing $#! were you all (punch to the face) this $#!-ing time you god $(stomp)#!
Hohemheim: (lying on the ground beaten and mangled) owie….
Al: (calling from the house) BROTHER IF THAT'S THE MAILMAN YOUR BOOK ISN'TSUPPOSED TO BE HERE FOR ANPTHER WEEK, SO YOU CAN STOP BEATING HIM UP!
Ed: HEY AL! HOW SHOULD WE KILL DAD!
Al: (still calling from the house) I'M KINDA PARTIAL TO SHOTGUNS!
Winery: (calling from another part of the house) MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET HIM EXPLIN HIMSELF BEFOE YOU CONDEM HIM!
Ed: SAWED-OFF OR REGULAR AL?
Al: EITHER ONE IT DOSEN'T MATTER!
Hohemheim: Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ed: why should I? (pumps shotgun)
Hohemheim: one night, we ran out of milk so I went to the Seven-Eleven across the street, unfortunately I was hit by a George Forman grill that fell off the top shelf and got amnesia! So I worked as a construction worker for all this time. But just recently, a support beam fell, hit me in the head, and I got my memory back and came here. But when I arrived here I got the tar beaten out of me.
Ed: Hey there IS a seven eleven across the street! I never noticed before!
Al: (who is now outside) wow, even I knew that brother…
Hohemheim: who's that?
Ed: that's Alphonse don't you remember?
Hohemheim: oh the adopted one!
Ed and Al: WHAT!
Al: I'm a-a-adopted! WAHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs inside the house)
Hohemheim: I was only kidding….
Ed: (pumps shotgun with an evil look in his eye)
Hohemheim: whoa, whoa it was a JOKE!
Ed: (bang)
Hohemheim: (dodging the shot) HOLY $#!
Winery: (walking outside) ED! Al locked himself in his room and crying as if he's gonna die then I heard that gun shot and- (looks at Hohemheim) who's he?
Hohemheim: I'm Ed and Al's father; Hohemheim, who might you be?
Winery: I was their neighbor, but not now I'm Ed's wife.
Hohemheim: HOLY #&! YOUR MARRIED, B-BUT YOUR ONLY LIKE SIXTEEN!
Ed: and you're a dead-man what's your point?
Winery: hmmm… maybe we should go inside and talk….
(inside)
Hohemheim: I cant believe I missed your wedding!
Ed: oh don't worry about it, you also missed a lot of stuff (starts talking fast and counting on his fingers) our first transmutations, mom dying, mom's funeral, us being trained by Izumi, us attempting to revive mom, Al being put into a suit of armor and me getting automail limbs, burning down the house, us leaving Reisonbol, me finding out that I can transmute without a circle, me being a state alchemist, all my state alchemist missions, us finding the philosopher's stone, me reviving our bodies, me proposing to Winery, rebuilding the house, the wedding, and my best-selling autobiography; "alchemy and auto-mail"
Hohemheim: wow…
Al: (with five o'clock shadow, supposedly balding, and barely dressed in PJ pants and a stained over-shirt passing by eating a gallon of ice-cream) oh hello, step brother, step father, and my step-brothers wife….I'm off to mope in my room for awhile…
Ed: Al… your not adopted…. It was one of his sick jokes….
Al: Oh…. Well…. Um…. I'm gonna get cleaned up and head over to the pawn shop to get my stuff back….yeah… bye!
Ed: (sigh) see what you did…
End of chapter 2
Just to let everyone know, I felt really bad about the whole adopted thing, so al soon as I wrote it I turned it around right after I wrote it. PLEASE KEEP SENDING REVIEWS! I'm probably going to make one or two more chapters after this, but I'm running out of idea's HINT HINT. PLEASE REVIEW!