AN: Well, I don't know how well this is going to go over, but seeing as how parodies are one of my fave hobbies, I've decided to post a few! This one is >Kind of to the Gilligan's Island theme song. I say "kind of" because it's a lot longer...but just keep humming the tune over and over and it'll work. : )

I hope y'all like it!

...There's more where that came from if you post a review for me.

Disclaimer: I do not own X-men or Gilligan's Island. So there, laywer scum! BWA-HA-HA!

X-Men Isle:

Sit right back and you'll hear a tale

Of a makeshift family

That came together from 'or the world

'Cause they have the X-gene

This bald old man had a dream

That one day, don't you see,

The muties and the humans

Would live in harmony

But there was another real old guy

Who likes to mask his face

He thought that mutants just like him

Should enslave the human race.

So Professor X, the first old guy

Descided to make a team

Of mutants who were ready to fight

To protect humanity.

So here's the team that he made:

Scott Summers,

Jean Grey, too,

Wolverine, and Kitty Pryde,

Evan Daniels,

Storm and Kurt the elf,

Amara, Rouge, and Beast. (whew)

So he brought us to a brand new home,

Amutie hiding spot

And don't worry 'bout us all us kids,

We don't sleep on no cot.

The professor's got major cash, you see,

He built his house with care

He even has an unbreakable fort

Built under there.

That's where we muties go to train,

It's called the danger room.

We prepare desenses against the danger

That over us does loom.

So we all train, day and night

(good thing the walls can't break)

It's tough but it is lots of fun

Just don't eat what Kitty bakes!

A few more muties joined our rank,

Cerebro found them all,

They sure were happy to join up

After Xavior gave them a call:

Ray Crisp,

Cannonball,

Wolfsbane,and Jubulee

Jamie Madrox,

Sunspot and Iceman,

It's a mutant potpourri!

There's romance, fighting, and drama, too,

Among us mutie kids

And when it comes to who gets to babysits us,

There usually ain't no bids.

We go to highschool like normal kids

Hiding our abilites,

And Kurt wears a watch to hide his fur.

Don't worry, he don't have fleas.

By the way, the things that we can we do

Are really kind of cool,

We make the most of our powers

Before and after school.

Kitty can walk right through walls,

We call her shadowcat

She's, like, totally a valley girl

And she likes to eat lowfat.

Kurt looks like a blue furry elf

And likes to eat fast food

He can teleport all over the place

He calls himself the 'fuzzy dude'.

Scott Summers has optical laser rays

That by himself he cannot block

So he wears special glasses

And likes to make fun of jocks.

Jean reads minds and moves stuff too,

Using telekinisis tricks,

And she can really kick some butt

When her teammates are in a fix.

Evan shoots out spikes of bone

We like to call him Spyke

He likes to skateboard everywhere

And can tear up a halfpipe.

Rouge can zap your memories,

Skills and powers too,

But don't let her touch you for too long

Or your brain will turn to goo.

Amara sometimes acts stuck up,

She desends from royalty,

She can make flames appear

And turn her body into heat.

Hank McCoy looked normal once

But recently he changed

Now he looks like a big blue ape

And Beast is his new name.

Orono Munroe is the one

That we just all call Storm

She controls the weather, like winds and rain,

And in Africa she was born.

Logan's sometimes a grumpy guy,

He's got adimantium claws

His bones won't break and he can heal fast

Around here, he's the law.

That's all of the original team,

But don't forget the newbies, too,

Belive me, there's so many of us

It gets crazier than a zoo.

Ray Crisp is a crazy guy,

He loves to have some fun

He can shoot out electrical bolts

That'll have you on the run.

Samuel Guthrie is Cannonball,

He has thermal-chemical abillities

So he can shoot himself real far,

(Just don't hit us, please!)

Bobby Drake is a real cool guy

If you'll pardon the pun,

See, he can make his body into ice,

And shoot ice beams like a gun.

Poor Jamie's usually counted out,

Just 'cause he's the youngest recriut

But also because when he copies himself

The lack of space becomes acute.

Jubulee likes to joke around

And is a happy gal

She can create pretty fireworks

And she tries to boost morale.

Ranhe Sinclair is real sweet,

But also kind of shy.

She can morph into a light brown dog

To catch up with the bad guy.

Roberto is from Brazil,

He's proud of what he can do,

He draws his engery from the sun

And can break things right in two.

Well, that's all for us X-men,

Now you know our history,

So if I may say one more thing:

Be nice to mutants, please!
Be nice to mutants, please!