AN: Yay, reveiws! I knowI only got one, and I promised myself I'd hold out for more, but I can help it! I just have to post!

Thanks, amazing redd phoenix, for reivewing! I certainly do not intend it to be a one-shot, as you can see!

By the way, I may post more song parodes, if y'all want me too...Dance with the mutants...Little Mutant girl, stuff like that...what do you think?

Discliamer: "I may be a little bit loco, baby, but a little bit crazy's all right!"-David Murphy

Chapter (?) 2:

Y'know this song ain't over

By a long shot, don't you see

There's much more to these mutie tales!

Let's start with Mystique.

She is indeed, without dispute

One crazy wacked-out lady

She's a shape shifter who can take the form

Of any one that she sees.

A raven, a wolf, or a principal,

It's don't matter to her none.

But throughout her life, as you shall see,

It's a tangled web she's spun.

You seeshe is Nightcrawler's mom,

Or so by now it seems,

Or is it all just a lie,

To aid her in her schemes?

Another X-men member into

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Rouge was adopted by Destiny

(No one knows who is her dad.)

How does that fit into the story,

You still might want to know.

Well, we find out more looking back to

When Rouge's powers started to grow.

Apparently Mystique had perhaps

Only hired Destiny

To be a mom to young Rouge

Till she could useful be.

So some say that old blue Mystique

The evil mutant lady could be

Perhaps Rouge's mom, or adopted one,

But the truth is hard to see.

But if that were truly the case,

As some have implied,

Rouge just does not care,

Since to her Mystique has only lied.

Mystique's general plan, it seems, is

To grab power thatshe can quick

And so she sometimes falls victim

To magneto's tricks

You see she used to work for him,

Recruiting mutant kids

But now if you're gonna be her lackey,

Contact with mags she forbids.

Oh, yes, that bring us upto

Another mutant group

It's called the brotherhood,

And I'll give you the scoop:

Lance Alvers,

Todd the Toad,

Boom Boom, Tabitha's

her name,

Pietro,

Wanda, and Fred the blob,

Let's hope their house ain't up in flames!

Because, you see, they aren't known

For their housekeeping skills

And when Mystique is out of town,

The garbage heaps up in hills.

Let's see if you can follow me

As I describe their abilities

(Just don't let Tabitha

Get her hands on your keys)

Alvers is called avalanche,

(how creative is he? Not much.)

He can set the Earth to 'a shakin',

Till you need a cast and a crutch.

Some say that he's a hood,

And just maybe they are right,

But Kitty from the X-men

Tries to show him the light.

They were (or are) an item,

It seems to change every week,

But when Kitty-cat's around

He's gentle, kind, and meek

Let's move on Todd the Toad,

Yep, that is his codename

He can do the things a toad can,

And of his smell he ain't ashamed

He has a crush on Wanda,

The one they call the Scarlet Witch

She is seriously disturbed

And with her powers, there's a hitch...

You see, she's super powerful,

Don't underestimate her strength,

But she needs to work on control

And showing more restraint.

And then there's Pietro,

Quicksilver's what he's called

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And you should be appalled.

See, although he can run super fast,

He's not really all that swift.

He stabs not only friends in the back

But his sister, Scarlet Witch.

Yep, the two are siblings,

But about different as day and night,

Mags, their father, locked Wanda away

With no regard to her plight

So although Pietro sides with his dad,

Wanda bitterly refuses

To forgive or join her father, mags,

Despite his excuses.

So then we come to Tabitha,

Is she bad or is she good?

I'd say she's neither, just that she

Don't always do what she should

She can make mini-bombs

Right in her hands

She likes to make up as she goes

Any of her plans

Finally, there's simple Fred

His name is short and sweet

But that ain't the way that he is

Nor is he tidy and neat

He is as strong as 20 apes,

And bigger than a truck

But when it comes to mental strength

He just ain't so tough.

So I guess that's all for now, my friends

You know more than you did before

But tune in again to see

When I might post some more!