A/N: My cousin Morgan and I were extremely hyper one day, and had many cokes. And we decided that we would create a lotr parody, here's what we created. Enjoy:D
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Chapter 1 the beginning..
Lauryn sitting in front of T.V...drooling "Isn't he dreamy?"sigh
"Erm...yes...with all that grease and dirt...why wouldn't he be?"she says in sarcastic tone
"What was that Morgan?" she says in slightly distracted voice
"Oh nothing.."continues to drool over 2cmx3cm photo of Daniel Radcliffe she found in dumpster
"YOU'RE STILL LOOKING AT THAT? Buy a new one!"
Empties wallet and a dead mutated moth with three eyes fall out "But I have no money..."
Big hairy man with one eyes comes out of no where, wearing a "BEST BUY" uniform
"Okay guys it's closing time...you have to leave now..."
"AHHHHH SAURON...RUN!"
Store owner stands still..as tumbleweed tumbles by. "Okay then..."
hysteric laughing "OMG! That never gets old!"
"Yep...if only Danny was here..."
"WHO?"
"My lover..."
"OooOOOOhhhhh..."
"Yes...my precious"
"Hey look Morgan!" points to ground
stares in Awe "What is it?"
"Looks like a purple puddle to me..."
"Ya...a purple puddle...Ooooo.."
"Hey, we should jump in it!"
"LAURYN! What did great Aunt Bunny say about purple puddles?"
flashback to small woman wearing a bunny suit with white hair and a grey moustache...
"If you see a purple puddle. make sure you JUMP IN IT. Also, find my razor. some guy with
a beard stole it from me many years ago..."
"K, Lets go!"
link arms and jump
"WEEEEEEE!"