Chapter 2 Where Lauryn Lands...

"AAaAaAAaAaAaAaAaAaAAHhHhHHhHhHhHhHHhHhHhHhHh", she screams as she arrives at her final destination...a bush. "OMG! What a ride...eh Morgan?...Morgan? MORGAN! WHERE ARE YOU?" Lauryn screams. "Oh boy. good I lost her...I sure won't be taking advice from any aunt bunny anymore. Now, where am I? That is the question...hmmm"

Nearby a pack of 20 orcs are camped out waiting to attack any man who tries to pass their

way.

"Hey did you hear that?" one of the orcs asked.

"Ya, sounded like a girl screaming about a Morgan." says another orc.

"Hey I've heard of those they're blond and have big blue eyes and are obsessed with small

hairy blue eyed creatures."

"Hmm...lets go capture this girl maybe she'll entertain us somehow.."

"Sure.."

"Oh my gosh...I'm never going to find her out here...I mean look at this place...it looks like Middle Earth!" Lauryn says to herself. "Hmm...maybe I'm in like the place where they filmed lotr...what's it called? Umm...NEW ZEALAND! That's it! Now, if I could find a phone around here or maybe a Viggo laughs then I'll be good."

"Now, be careful she may try and attack us but you know she's only a girl." says orc one.

"Okay, I'll bind her hands and feet and you cover her mouth so the men do not hear her

scream."

"Hmm.. Now if I got straight-" Lauryn gets cut off by smelly weird coloured hand that covers her mouth. muffled noise that sounds like :Hey let me go! You smell!...she begins to kick when all of a sudden an ugly, smelly, disgusting, revolting, hideous, bubble-faced orc appears in front of her.

"HEY! I'M NOT ANY OF THOSE!" Shouts the orc.

"Oh yes you are! Now shut up and continue to capture her!" says the narrator..

"Oh gee..thanks for the help" Lauryn states.

"OMG!" she yelled.. "You're an orc! OMG! I must be in Middle Earth!"

"Wow...maybe she hit her head on a rock or something...she's really stupid" whispers, one of the orcs.

"Now hold still and we'll take you somewhere nice..."

All of a sudden they hear a strong mans voice..yes his voice can be strong:p "RELEASE HER!" the strangers voice boomed..

Lauryn looks up to see... yes! Aragorn to her rescue!..Narrator..hmm this is beginning

to sound like a Mary-sue. Lauryn: SHUT UP! I never decided to fall in a purple puddle..oh wait, yes I did… continue

As Aragorn said this the orcs where circled by like 300 men with swords, and one blonde

chic with pointy ears and a bow and a hairy little Nome with an axe..

"Now do I have to repeat myself?" Aragorn asks, "or will you release her?"

At that moment the blonde chic with pointy ears nailed the orcs in the heads with his

arrows. Lauryn stands there in aw...

"Holy smokes! You guys are like people who live in middle earth! OMG! You are so cool!" Lauryn shouts out with excitement.

Aragorn mumbles something to blonde chic with pointy ears, "They must have hit her in the head or something."

"Well my lady, who may you be?" Aragorn asked.

"Um..me? Well I'm Lauryn...and I lost my cousin Morgan"

"Hmm.. well we have not come across her but you should best come with us back to Minis Tirith and then you can go back home..."

Lauryn thinks: SHOOT! Umm.. have to think of where I come from..." I cannot because you see I come from a really far off place...called Canada..."

Gimli mutters to legolas, "wow, apparently Canada is not a great place to have children, they grow up to be dim-witted just like this one." points at Lauryn with his axe.

legolas: "she's only a young girl, of course she is not smart yet."

"I'M SMART! I'M JUST LOST!"

"Okay, settle down," says Aragorn. "You can come and stay with me until you find your cousin."

gets on horse with Aragorn... and they begin to ride to Minis Tirith

Lauryn mutters to herself under breath no Arwen has a chance now that I'm here."

"What was that? Did you say Arwen?"

"Um...maybe" shifts eyes

"Arwen was going to be my wife someday but then some "witch of the north" turned her into a

teapot, so now she sits on a Pedi stool until we destroy the razor of DOOM that will set all of Middle Earth free, and Arwen from evil."

"Not If I destroy her first" Lauryn says in her head.

"This sounds familiar...you say she got turned into a teapot?"

"Yes..."

Lauryn begins to laugh hysterically, until everyone is starring at her.

"Um... I had that happened to a friend and the doctor said the best way to ease the pain is

to laugh...yes laugh"

everyone has a blank stare

"Umm.. so why are we going to Minis Tirith?" Lauryn asks to break silence.

"Yes, There is going to be a great battle between good and evil, a battle that will set

our fate for all eternity."

"Hmm.. that sounds familiar too."

As they get to the top of a hill they stop. "Aaaahhhh...Minis Tirith...long I have I dreamt

of revisiting this place." Aragorn sighed.

Lauryn looks at rock city and then up at Aragorn. "OOOoooohhhh! I remember now you're the king

of this place!"

Aragorn gives Lauryn a worried look "Are you sure they did not hit you?"

"NO! I MEAN YES I'M SURE!"she replies sounding very annoyed

"Okay, well no I am not king but...Arwen had always wanted me to..." he trails off.

Lauryn reminds herself "battle… then king...battle and THEN king.. okay got it."

As they ride up the streets of Minis Tirith, Lauryn remembers that the evil teapot of

Lauren's lover is nearby.

"So um...Aragorn.. can I see this teapot..erm Arwen?"

"Of course, I will show it to you and then we will eat...you must be hungry, and then I

will show you to your room.. you must be tired."

Lauryn mumbles to herself, "Ya, Best Buy, purple puddle, orcs, and guy of my dreams, ya I could call it a day."