Chapter 4 Lauryn and the Teapot

As they walk into the room, Lauryn runs into someone

person: "Watch where your going there missy!"

Lauryn: "Well sorry..sheesh maybe you should watch out.." as she said this she looked up to see an extremely handsome Eomer "hmmm.. wait.. I'm not turning into a Mary sue.. but he's soooOooOOOoOOOoo good looking." she says in her head.

Eomer: "Aragorn who would your lady friend be?"

Aragorn: "Ah yes this is Lauryn."

Eomer: "Well hello Lauryn, and nice to meet you..please come sit down."

Aragorn: thinks to self: "OOooh no he doesnt..trying to take her...he already got Arwen

turned into a teapot.." "That will be alright Eomer, I have people I would like to

introduce her too."

Lauryn: thinks to self: "Hmmm..I wonder what that was about..oh well:p.."

Aragorn: "Lauryn this is legolas"points to what Lauryn thought was a chic is actually a

guy. "And this is gimli"points to hairy little dwarf..which she thought was a nome.

Lauryn: "Nice to meet you both, So Aragorn when can I see this teapot...I mean arwen?"

Aragorn: "Aahh yes, follow me."

Lauryn: thinks to self: "mauamaumauamauamumau! When everyone is sleeping I will come into the room and grab the teapot and then.. BREAK IT! maniacal laughterIt's an evil genius plan!"

Aragorn: "Here it is..my arwen.." Aragorn stares at teapot sympathetically

Lauryn: "Aaahh..I see.."stares at it with her evil plan repeating in her head

Aragorn: "Well, we had best get to bed.."

Lauryn: cough "WE?" she asks slightly confused.

Aragorn: "You don't want to sleep with Gimli do you?" he smirks and walks off..

Lauryn: "NOOO!WAIT IM COMING!"thinks to self: "hehehe...sleeping in same bed as him..And NOOO this not a mary-sue..just my dream coming true lol..hehe some snogging may/will be involved.

Lauryn and Aragorn are lying in bed after they had "smogged"...hehehe funny word means like kissing Lauryn is lying on his stomach and his arm is around her..Lauryn wakes up and realises that she still has to steal teapot.

Lauryn: "SHOOT! Okay...I want to destroy teapot but don't want to leave...hmm hard decision destroy teapot or lie here with Aragorn..hmm..if I destroy teapot there will be LOTS of time for that:D"

Aragorn: "Where are you going Lauryn?"

Lauryn: "Umm..washroom..go back to sleep you have a big battle tomorrow.." says to herself: Biggest battle you have ever fought..hehehe

Lauryn sneaks off to the room..grabs teapot.."okay now where do I put it? Hmm..well I could sneak out of here and destroy it..or hide it..wait no it must be destroyed.."

Aragorn: "What must be destroyed?" Aragorn asks as he enters the room.

Lauryn: "Erm...nothing..."shifts eyes

Aragorn sees teapot in her hand and figures it out.."Aahh Lauryn, yes I agree with you it

must be destroyed..." he says and grabs it from her hands..

Lauryn :"NOOO..I WANT TO DESTROY IT! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME THAT I DESTROY IT!"she screams.

Aragorn: "Okay okay..keep it down.."he sighs, and hands her the teapot

Lauryn: holding teapot "Long have I waited for this moment…muamauamuamaumau!

Long have I waited to make her deceased and NOW-"

Aragorn: "Come on hurry, I'm tired and someone may see you in your lingerie..."

Lauryn: "Its a tank top and shorts!"

Aragorn: "Too revealing for my future queen..now come on..rid this world of her"

Lauryn and Aragorn climb to that pointy top of minis tirith where that tree is and drops

the teapot.

CRASHSMASH!

Lauryn:" YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAY!"hugs Aragorn "SHES GONE!"

Aragorn: grins and hugs back "Finally..now you shall be mine"

Lauryn: "Ya I have a question..why are you very controlling?"

Aragorn: "Ever since Eomer and Arwen went off together and had "special time" I kept her away from any man, but then Eomer took her and she went with him and he lost her and the "good witch of the north" turned her into a teapot for leaving me. But that shall not happen to you, you shall never leave me or love anyone else! You are mine.. MAUAMMAUMAMMAUMAU!"

Lauryn :blank stare "So that's your special problem eh?"

Aragorn: "Yes and you must tell no one!"

Lauryn: "Of course!"

Aragorn: "Okay lets go back to bed."

So the next day they had a great battle. Elves, men, and green ghosts came, even the circus! Course That what Lauryn said they were...it was actually the elephants and orcs and nazguls and ringwraiths. After gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn were sitting in the waiting room talking about the great battle they had won, while Lauryn was trying on wedding dresses showing them every 25 mins..since it took her many minutes to try and get it each dress on and off.

As Lauryn walked in with another wedding dress she finds Aragorn sitting and laughing,

legolas very close by the door in a little ball shaking, and gimli rolling around on the

floor bleeding..and HER COUSIN!

Lauryn:"OMG! YOUR HERE!HOW DID YOU GET HERE?"..she stops and realises what she just saw.. "Umm.. what happened here?"