Chapter 6: Dresses And Dummies

A/N: Just thought I would let you know that there will be one or two more chapters after this one, and then my cousin and I will be attacking another familiar story..lol..Oh yes, also just to let you know my cousin and I HATE dresses, just in case you miss it in the story :p lmao! You should also know that one of my nicknames is "Dory" You know the blue fish off of finding Nemo because I tend to forget things..alot..anyways, Enjoy! I'm not very good at authors notes!

A few days after Lauryn and Morgan were reunited, in Aragorn and Lauryn's bedroom...Day before the wedding/coronation...

Lauryn: "NO!" She screamed, "I will NOT wear a dress! I refuse! It's so uncomfortable, now this. . ." holds up a hoody and jeans "Is MUCH better!"

Aragorn: "No." He said calmly, almost as though he was expecting this.

Lauryn: "WHAT?" She says sounding very annoyed.

Aragorn: "You will wear the dress."

Lauryn: "Umm.. how about no! I mean look at it...it's white...and silky...and sparkly.. Mary-sue

syndrome starts to affect Lauryn Ooo.. and it's so pretty! Oh Aragorn, love you! Let's go shag like 30 times!"

Aragorn: Blank stare

Lauryn: says to self "Noo! Stupid Mary-sue syndrome! Go Away! I'm not a Mary-sue...I just married a guy that I "met" like 4 or 5 days ago...hmm..oh well! This is fanfic and my story..who cares:p" She then looks at Aragorn who is still standing in shock. "Umm.. sorry imitating a character from a... scary book.."

Aragorn: "Well remind me to have that book burned once we return from our honeymoon/vacation. Oh! And speaking of books, I have a pre-wedding present for you." Pulls out a box with a ribbon on it and hands it to Lauryn.

Lauryn: Pulls out a yellow and black book that says, "Queendome for Dummies." on the front cover "What is THIS?" holds up book

Aragorn: "Well, you see.. My whole kingdom naturally expects an older, mature, Shakespearian type women. And since you and I both know that you hate Shakespeare and are much younger the me and.." gets cut off by Lauryn.

Lauryn: "Yes, I know what I am/am not."

Aragorn: "Ahem, yes.. I just thought you could try something different."

Lauryn: frowns "I thought said all I had to do was sit in a chair beside you, and then I could do whatever I wanted!" shakes fist "You said nothing of dresses and Shakespeare!"

Aragorn: "Well, things change... just like your cousin, whats-her-face."

Lauryn: "Morgan?"

Aragorn: "Yes, Morgan."

Lauryn: "What have you done to her now?"

Aragorn: "Well, she still thinks that I'm a greasy-slime bag, but now she will be thinking it in a pretty pink dress."

Flashes to Morgan

"NOOOOOOOO" I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT" Morgan hollers from the top of her lungs. And as she does she picks up 3 large stones and throws them at the 9 soldiers chasing her, knocking out 3 of them.

Soldier #4: "It's just a dress!"

Soldier #5: "Come on 24 hours from tomorrow morning and it will be all over!"

Soldier #6: "Faramir will be there!"

Morgan: "Really?" As she says this she knocks out soldiers 4, 5, and 6 by smashing them into a nearby wall.

End of Flash

Lauryn: gasps "You didn't!"

Aragorn: "Well, I did and now 6 of my strongest soldiers are in the house of Healing because of it."

Lauryn: "I meant say the words "pretty" and "pink", but that was my next question."

Aragorn: gives stern look "So, you will stop arguing with me and wear the dress?"

Lauryn: sighs "Fine, I guess if Morgan has to wear a pink dress I could wear a white dress."

The next day..."Day of the Coronation/Wedding"

Lauryn: Is reading the "Queendome for Dummies book" waiting for her time to go down the aisle."

Book: "Rule #322: A queen must always wear dresses.."

Lauryn: "Well this could be a big problem.."

Book: "-and hair must always be worn down with a crown."

Lauryn: shakes head and laughs "Ha! Definitely not happening!"

Book: "Rule #323: Queens must be able to properly walk in high-heeled shoes."

Lauryn: laughs "Apparently they think all queens know and can walk in high-heels!"

Book: "Rule #324: Queens must be able to prepare meals for their husband/king."

Lauryn: "Did he even read this book before he asked me to marry him? Because NONE of this is ever going to happen!"

Random Soldier: "It is time Lauryn."

Lauryn: looks confuzzled. "For what?'

Random Soldier: "For your wedding/coronation. . . remember?"

Lauryn: thinks "Oh ya! That's why I am in this dress! Sorry had a 'dory moment'."

Random Soldier: "Yes, yes you did. . . good luck!"

Lauryn: "Thanks! Says to self: "Okay now, right, left, right, left, look up dammit! These people are all starring at you! Oh ya! Right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left...etc. Okay stop, turn, face the crowd, smile, turn, pause, walk up to Aragorn and Gandalf, and then turn and look at Aragorn, smile, hold hands."

Gandalf: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..you are now Husband and Wife. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you are now King and Queen."

Aragorn: Does some King chant, then kisses Lauryn and begins to walk down aisle...Lauryn at his side."