Me and My Chibi
Guardian Arrow: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry…oof! (falls on her face)
Heero: It takes you long enough to update!!
Guardian Arrow: (gets up) I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry…
Heero: (clamps hand over her mouth) Okay we get the point.
Duo: (yells into Heero and Guard's ears) SHOUT OUT!!!!
Heero and Guard: X.x
Duo: Hee, hee…oops! XD
Magical-flyingdragon: Wasn't that a twist of events?
KuramaHiei01: I wouldn't say Relena is out of the picture just yet… (laughs evilly) Thanks!! (blushes) You know what we should do!! I should get everybody's nickname who wants to kill either Relena or Treize and at the end everyone of those people should get to pound them with the weapon of their choice!! (laughs evilly again)
Fire Demon 17: Relena's a man? O.o No wonder!! (cracks up)
x-digitalangel-x: Of course there is more pocky and cookies!!! You reviewed that means you get some!!! (throws you the holiday pocky and cookies) Bon Appetit!!
Silver Cateyes: Don't we all want to beat the living shit out of Treize!! Don't worry, the chibis are not gonna come quiet, you'll see!!! Hee-chan!!! KAWAII!!
Cheerful-pinkstar: Isn't he!!
Space Heart Angel: Well, I don't think Treize will live very long after you get a hold of him!! (gulps)
Crystal Ketchum Darklight: If Treize lays one finger on those chibis and hurts them, we WILL hunt him down and gut him like a fish!!! (laughs evilly)
Trio Wing:
Heero: (reads letter) I am pleased to tell you that you have be invited to Hogwarts School of…
Duo: What the hell?
That would be funny!! How did Treize get on top of the light pole!! The world my never know!! (shifty eyes) Relena's lurking around in this fic somewhere don't worry…
Disclaimer: NOPE!!! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!
Chapter 7
Stratagem
After the boys' fateful meeting with Treize and the kidnapping of their beloved chibis, they soon found themselves heading home. They were distraught over the whole ordeal. Quatre was still crying profusely and Trowa remained silent, and kept a hand reassuringly on Quatre's shoulder. Wufei had taken to sharpening his katana in anger and Duo had lost his enthusiasm, the normal mischievous sparkle gone from his eye.
"Heero?"
Heero didn't even flinch when Duo called his name in concern. He was sitting by the window watching the raindrops streak the glass and the thunder rattle the panes. His hands were clenched so hard that his fingernails had begun to draw blood from his palm.
"Heero?"
Now Quatre had called him, the tears still lingering on his pale face. Even Wufei looked up from his katana to eye the pilot in confusion. Sure, Heero was a bit stoic but in situations like this he managed to vent his anger somehow or another.
"Heero, what's wrong?" Quatre asked again, getting up to place a hand on Heero's shoulder.
Instantly Heero whirled on him, a maddened look about him.
"What's wrong? What's WRONG?" Heero mimicked in an unnatural tone of voice. Quatre backed away and Trowa had come in his protective stance in front of him. Duo's eyebrows raised and Wufei got up off the chair and narrowed his eyes at Heero.
"Yuy…" Wufei said sternly.
"WELL? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG!!!" Heero shouted in rage. "WE FAILED WE BLOODY FAILED!!!!!! MISSION FAILED!!! I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING! HOW IN THE WORLD ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DEFEND THE COLONIES IF WE CAN'T EVEN PROTECT A BUNCH OF…OF CHIBIS FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The rest of the boys stood flabbergasted at Heero's rare show of emotion. This one happened to be a mix of fear, desperation, and despair. They all watched in silent horror as their strong leader, Pilot 01, subconsciously let a tear drop slip from his eyes and drop upon the parchment envelope of the letter.
The Letter!!
"Yuy! Pull yourself together! We all forgot about the letter the Kushreinada left." Wufei said as his pointed with his katana at the letter in Heero's hand.
The boys gathered around Heero as he slowly undid the envelopes seal and slide out the parchment letter. It was in pink, swirly print and looked somehow familiar. Quatre read the letter aloud for all of them.
To My Dearest Heero:
Aw…poor Gundam Pilots…Have you lost something? Oh yes of course, your precious chibis.
Being the heroes that you are, you want them back at all cost. Do not worry. They will not be harmed; you and I both know we can't afford that. But rather, I plan to use them in an experiment that I've wanted to perform since Dr. J ever started making the blueprints for the chibifing machine. (I want more Hee-chans) If you want them back, you know where to find me my darling.
The Kingdom of Reflection.
Farewell my dearest and don't forget to visit me!
"Blah…that was awful!" Quatre said making a face at the mushy writing.
"My Dearest Heero? OH LORD!" Duo said, cracking up at the statement.
"Hee-chans?" Trowa asked, making a confused face at Heero who narrowed his eyes at the letter.
"The Kingdom of Reflection…humm…would that be the Glass Kingdom?" Wufei pondered. Heero nodded. "The Sanc Kingdom."
"That would mean only one thing…" Quatre said as the boys looked at each other in utmost horror.
"RELENA!!!"
"Let me at 'er!! I'm gonna kill her for takin' away Hee-chan!!" Duo said ferociously, rolling up his sleeves.
"No, wait Maxwell." Wufei said seriously. Everyone turned to stare at Wufei. "We need a stratagem."
"A strata-what?" Duo questioned goofily.
"A stratagem is an artifice or trick in war for deceiving and outwitting the enemy." Trowa answered in a matter of fact tone.
"Correct. We need something or rather someone to distract Relena." Wufei said, smirking at Heero.
The boys turned to look at Heero and grinned mischievously.
"And Heero will do!" Duo chirped.
Guardian Arrow: Well, that was three pages…not a lot but the best I can do right now… I'm sorry, I know Heero was out of character but I felt I needed to add that! Poor, Poor Heero!!! He's gonna be bait for the fire breathing man dragon named Relena! (whispers to Duo) And that's an insult to a dragon…
Duo: (nods)
Guardian Arrow: Well, please review!! Thanks for stoppin' in!