Chapter One:
"Gr...how could you miss! You had a clear shot!" Inuyasha growled.
"Well if you hadn't been shaking so much, maybe the arrow would have hit!" Kagome yelled, crossing her arms under her breasts.
"I wasn't shaking! I was trying to dodge those things that demon kept shooting at us! But maybe that could have been easier if you'd lose a couple pounds!"
"Inuyasha, sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!" she yelled in frustration
She watched in amusement as Inuyasha's body slammed over and over again into his newly formed crater in the ground.
"That should teach ya," she muttered, turning her back to him.
After his "sittings" were over, he stood up and dusted off his clothes. "Feh, if it was Kikyo , she would'a hit it."
"Well, I'm not Kikyo, ok! And maybe since you like her so much, why don't you just get her to be your stupid shard hunter!" she spat and stormed off in the direction of the well.
"Where are you going?" he asked.
"Home. Can't you tell?"
"Inuyasha, you've really done it this time," Miroku said pulling his hands away from his ears.
"Hey, shut up would'ya!" Inuyasha snapped bitterly.
"You know how she gets when you bring her up," Sango reminded.
"Yes I know, Al right? She just really pisses me off sometimes. She'll be back tomorrow," he said.
"Well what if she doesn't come back tomorrow, huh?" Shippo asked, jumping up in his face.
"She will now shut up you little pest before I get rid of you like I'm gonna do that demon!" he said, swatting the small fox demon away. "She'll be back tomorrow. She can't stand the thought that I'm with her while she's away."
"Rather confident, is he not?" Miroku said.
"Indeed," Sango replied, shaking her head.
Can you believe the nerve of that guy? Always blaming things on me! I'll show him, Kagome thought as she flopped onto her bed. Now...what could I possibly do that would tick Inuyasha off the most? she questioned herse lf. I could "accidentally" forget to bring Raman...Nah, he'd just hunt something. Hm...I could say I sense a jewel shard and then lead him all over the feudal era only to tell him that it's disappeared...Yes, that might be a good one. But, it would probably anger the others because of wasted energy. Or...I could hang out with someone Inuyasha really hates...Yes, that might work...but who? I couldn't possibly go to Naraku because I'd more than likely be killed in the process. But there is Sesshomaru...No, that little girl seems to be very stingy with him. Aha, I've got it! Koga!
That night, Kagome went to bed with a smile on her face. She couldn't wait to give Inuyasha a taste of his own medicine. Yes, she would go back tomorrow. But, just because she was going back the next day didn't mean she was going to see him...