Me and My Chibi
Guardian Arrow: talks in a gameshow host voice And welcome ladies and gents to the next chapter of Me and My Chibi!!
Everyone: Shut up and get on with the chapter!!
Guardian Arrow: Geez…
Duo: SHOUT OUT!!!
StarfireRobin: Relena!!! (Screams shrilly and runs away)
Magical-flyingdragon: Yep, ol' Heero ain't gonna sit this one out!!
Melody Rasnake: Ohhh..pretty…(puts the rose in a vase)
A Friend Mwhaha: A friend hum…I think I know who you are…
Crystal Ketchum Darklight: Yes…poor wittle Heero…I think everyone feels sorry for him.
Erinamation-limited2-nothing: AHHHHHHH!!!!! (runs far away) I couldn't agree more!!
Remiera: You're special!!!!! (hands you cookies and runs away singing songs)
Heero: Don't mind her…she's a little…yeah…
Cheerful-pinkstar: Poor, poor Heero… (sniff, sniff)
KuramaHiei01: I've changed the skit a little…read the note and the end of the chapter!
Trio Wing: Trio Wing, this chapter's for you!!!
Silver Cateyes: Actually she threatened Treize into it…almost makes you feel sorry for the bastard…almost…
Chikara-Yuy: (Guardian Arrow and Chikara-Yuy are sitting on lounge chairs watching the magnificent display of explosions blowing up the Relena doll) Blow 'er to Kingdom Come!!!
Disclaimer: Refer back to Heero's Chibi Troubles Chapter 1 for god's sake!!!!!!!
Note: Chibi's Nicknames
Chibi Heero: Hee-chan
Chibi Duo: Duo or Shinigami
Chibi Quatre: Cat (because of the pronunciation of Quatre's name)
Chibi Trowa: Trowa
Chibi Wufei: 'Fei
Nicknames have been installed for the sake of telling the difference between the chibis and the real ones.
Chapter 8
The Calm Before the Storm
"Don't look at me like that." Heero said monotonously.
Duo and the boys were blatantly staring at Heero and frankly it was starting to annoy him.
"Heeeeerrrroooo!!! We need you to do us a favor!!" Duo said happily.
"Whatever it is, No!"
"Do you mind being bait to draw Relena away while we rescue the chibis?"
Heero was about to reply but then looked at Duo in question. It took a couple of seconds before Heero realized that he agreed blindly to it.
"I hate you…" Heero said, narrowing eyes at the cheerful Duo.
"Luv you too Hee-chan!!" Duo replied sarcastically.
Trowa and Quatre sniggered at their antics while Wufei smirked at Heero's submission.
"What do I have to do?" Heero said solemnly.
With The Chibis
"Ouch!! Dammit!! He bit me!!"
Treize shouted as he dropped a rather ferocious Duo to the floor.
"Tat's what you get you big meanie!!!" Duo hollered, sticking his tongue out at Treize.
"Relena they're resisting..painfully!!" Treize whined into the walky talky.
While Treize was on the phone with Relena, Duo wondered back to where the others were. Hee-chan was busy trying to bite himself out of the ropes that Treize had tied them all in. Cat had already gnawed his way out and was helping Trowa. 'Fei was half way through his ropes. Duo launched himself at Hee-chan and began to chomp his bonds.
Once they all were free, they looked to see if Treize was watching and then slipped out of the room and into the hallway.
"Now what Hee-chan?" Cat said softly.
Hee-chan pointed down the hallway silently.
With the Boys
"There we go! You're all set!" Quatre said happily as he stood back and admired his work.
Heero stood not too enthused in a black tuxedo complete with a silk tie and a bouquet of blood red roses in his arms. His hair was freshly combed and his face cleaned of dirt and dried tears.
"Not bad Quatre. Not bad." Trowa smirked.
"You look like quite the professional!" Duo chirped.
"You're not going to fool Relena with that expression Yuy! If fact you look like you could kill her…" Wufei suggested.
"After all I've gone through, I just might!" scowled Heero.
"Now, while you are distracting Relena, we'll sneak in and find the location of the chibis. When we find them, I will radio you by the use of this little microphone that will be in your ear. Get out of there as fast as you can and find us! Then we'll escape! We'll just have to make this a code operation…humm… how 'bout Operation Chibi Liberation From…err…" Quatre stated and left off in thought.
"It. Operation Chibi Liberation From It! OCLFI!!!" Duo chimed. "I like it!"
With the Chibis
At Hee-chan's command they all scampered down the hallway. None of the guards noticed the little shadows that danced across the wall and down the hallway. Cat had to double back to grab the little Shinigami who was making faces behind a guard's back in the hallway.
"Tis is it!" Hee-chan pronounced as they came to a steel plated door. "Trowa?"
"It twould be my honor…"Trowa bowed as he slipped out of his pocket a little time explosive.
"Wha-Where did you get tat?" Cat stuttered as he backed away from the explosive.
"When big Quatre wasn't looking I slipped it out of big Duo's pocket."
"Ohhhhhh…" the chibis all answered, nodding their little heads in complete understanding.
"What should I set it for?" Trowa questioned a grim looking Hee-chan.
"2 minutes should be good."
"Yeah Tro! Make the scary lady panic!!" Duo cheered.
"Well aren't you gonna attach tat ting?" 'Fei declared out of impatience.
Trowa nodded as he slapped the explosive against the door way.
"Let's hide!"
Back With the Boys
"Well this is it…good luck gents!" Duo said solemnly, taking off his black cap and flourishing it in the air.
Heero wouldn't budge from his seat, clearly stating that he didn't want to do this. So Quatre and Trowa took the liberty of literally shoving Heero out of the car and onto Relena's walkway, throwing the bouquet of roses after him.
"Good luck and Godspeed Yuy." Wufei smirked as he nodded in recognition to Heero.
With that Duo put his foot down on the pedal and before Heero could retreat back to the car, they were gone. He took a deep breath and looked at the house he was supposed to enter. Urgh…not his idea of fun… Heero walked up the walkway towards the house as if he was walking down the path to his own funeral.
Heero paused, his fingertip an inch away from the door bell.
"God have mercy on my soul…Well, here it goes…" Heero whispered and pressed the button that he sensed would end life as he knew it, for behind those doors…was …it…
Guardian Arrow: MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Cliffy!!!!
Heero: How can you do this to me?!
Guardian Arrow: I pity you for having to enter its lair but…geez Heero you're not going to die…
Heero: You better be right!
Guardian Arrow: (sigh) Please review and don't forget to read this following reminder!
Note: Yes, sadly the end of Me and My Chibi is drawing closer. In honor of the completion of the series and for the honor of my lovely reviewers I am letting you have a part in a mini skit that will follow the story's last chapter. Yes…the Torture of Relena!! (insert evil laugh) More like we will string her up as a piñata and give you all a whack at her!!! Now I need all of you to give me your name, pen name, or nickname, and your hitting weapon of choice. Please nothing real graphic! (by chance) So start sending in that information by way of reviews! And I have a question: What weapon would best suit Heero for his turn at the Piñata?!!