Me and My Chibi
Heero: OH GUARD!!! (Heero sneaks around with a baseball bat)
Guardian Arrow: (is hiding in her closet with a laptop) Eep!!
Heero: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME WAIT THIS LONG ON RELENA'S DOORSTEP!!??
Guardian Arrow: Heh, heh…oops!! (whispers) Shout out..
KuramaHiei01: Make Heero—kiss IT!!! NO NEVER!!!! You're entered into the skit!
Cheerful-pinkstar: Heero gets some action in this chapter…violent action! Do you want to be in the skit?
Clarobell: I like your weapon!! n.n You're entered into the skit!
Space Heart Angel: I need what you want to be called in the skit and your weapon of choice! Nothing too violent! I don't want to have to up the rating just because of the ending skit… -.-;;
Silver Cateyes: You're entered in the skit! You let your weapon choice up to me soooo…how does a ballista filled with different colored paint in it sound? I'm into Fire Emblem so that's where the idea came from. Do you like it or do you want something different?
Trio Wing: I know what you mean. You're entered in the skit! I've already chosen Heero's device! I take advantage of the fact that Heero has never played swack the piñata before!!
Erinamation-limited2-nothing: Err…Thanks for reviewing?!
Duo-23: Err…okay?!? That's okay that you don't like Heero but I'm not letting him be tortured by Relena! No one deserves that! Thanks for reviewing!
Crystal Ketchum Darklight: Do you want to be in the skit? All I need is the name you want to be called in the skit and your weapon of choice! Nothing too violent!
Remeira: Someone's had to much sugar!!
Heero: Like you should be talking!!
Guardian Arrow: Heh..well you're entered in the skit!!
Bunny: Heero's gonna be free of Relena in this chapter! Yay!
Fire Demon 17: I agree, it almost did rip off Heero's head!! Err…someone definitely had to much sugar!! O.o
Disclaimer: Nope, nada, zip, null, I don't own.
Chapter 9
Rescuers or the Rescued?
"God have mercy on my soul…Well, here it goes…" Heero whispered and pressed the button that he sensed would end life as he knew it, for behind those doors…was …it…
Heero could hear the ring of the doorbell resound throughout the house. One ring was enough…he didn't want it to make it sound like he was anxious for her to come open the door…blahh.. Heero let his mind drift back to think about how the others were managing and pulled nervously at his collar.
"HEERO!!!!!!"
At the whiny and irritating sound of the voice, Heero felt his body immediately tense up.
"Uh..er..hello." Heero said timidly, as Relena's shadow loomed over him.
Heero was then roughly grabbed and thrown into the house and the door was slammed shut and locked behind him. No escaping now…
- With the Boys -
"Did you see the fear on his face?"
"Aw poor Heero!"
"Almost makes you feel sorry for him!"
"But then you think that you could be in his shoes right now…"
The boys all shuttered at the comment and the car came to a halt at the back of house. They all quickly murmured a prayer for the safety of Heero and his sanity for when with Relena, as Zechs put it you go "stark, raving mad"! And that was her own brother!! If that doesn't leave an impression on you, they didn't know what would…
Duo swung out of the car, not even bothering to open the door first. "Well, should we do this in style or ..umm…what's the word Quatre?"
"Subtlety."
"Yeah that's it! Style or subtlety?"
"I think we should do our entrance work discreetly and when we retrieve the chibis, give Heero his signal, and then we should…" Trowa said confidently.
"Get the hell out of there!!!" Duo interrupted and the boys nodded.
"WELL! Are we going to get this done or stand there all day!?" Wufei shouted, already walking ahead, making the others jump and follow after.
-- With Heero --
'Okay Heero, just breathe. Breathing is the key!' Heero thought, coaching himself to relax. Relena might suspect something then but the way she was currently fawning over him, she forgot everything else but him. Blahh…
"Oh Heero! Are these for me!?" Relena cooed as she took the bouquet that was still in Heero's hands. "I always knew you were a romantic!"
Heero almost felt himself about to heave at the statement but was relieved when Relena left the room to find a vase to put her flowers in. So he took the opportunity to radio the others.
"Where the HELL are you people?!!"
At the other end of the radio, Duo doubled up from Heero's yell. The communication ear was right in his ear. Temporarily deaf Duo yelled back. "Heero!! Shut up!! Great now I'm deaf!" Right then crackling appeared and suddenly Quatre's voice answered at the other end.
"So how's it going Heero? You managing?"
"Surprisingly, so far she's actually been civil. Right now she's distracted with the flowers. Did you guys find them yet?"
"No, we're in the building but no luck finding th--."
Heero waited for Quatre to finish his sentence but the only reply was an earth shattering boom that resounded throughout the house and even louder from the end of the communicator.
Heero quickly shoved away the communicator within his jacket when Relena came skidding into the room.
"Oh Heero! We're being attacked!!" she screamed shrilly and latched onto his neck. Heero gasped for air and tried to pry her off of him.
- - With The Chibis - -
When the loud explosion when off, the chibis were hiding. The source of the explosion, Trowa's time device.
"YAY!! Do it again, do it again!!!" the miniature Shinigami cried, waving his arms in the air.
The others shook their heads and walked through the smoke that was billowing from the doorway. In excitement and relieve, they all screamed and ran to the people that were on the other side of the door.
- - With Heero - -
"Re-lena…get..get off of me!!" Heero choked as he hastily tried to pry Relena's arms from around his neck.
"No never Heero!! Oh we're going to die! If we die, we die together. Grant me my last wish and kiss me Heero!" Relena whispered dramatically and closed her eyes, leaning in toward's Heero for a kiss.
Heero's face turned a sickly color and furiously tried to push away from him. My god did she have a death grip. She was getting closer when…
"GET AWAY FROM MY HEE-CHAN YOU HAG!!!!"
Standing in the threshold of the living room was a chibi Duo, looking ferocious and holding a handgun straight at Relena. Heero stopped struggling and blinked at the fierce little chibi. He looked up and behind the petite Shinigami stood the other boys holding their chibi's protectively, each chibi equipped with a pistol.
Relena, still clinging on to a desperate looking Heero, blinked in confusion at them and then smirked at the little Duo.
"Well what do we have here?" Relena cooed and walked over to the others.
Smartly, the boys backed up except for the Shinigami who stood his ground, the gun slightly shaking in his hands. Slapping the gun out of the chibi's hands, Relena reached down and hoisted Duo up by his tiny braid.
"You stupid little brat! Now you've done it again! You continue to distract Heero from me!" Relena scolded and yanked on his braid.
Heero sat horrified at the spectacle. Slowly clear tears formed at the corners of Duo's eyes and he began to sniffle.
"Stop, tat hurts!" Duo cried.
"Oh does it now!?!" Relena said cruelly and jerked the braid.
She started to laugh at Duo's sniveling face but glazed over when a sudden impact hit her right in the skull. Heero had expertly and accurately thrown the vase that she had put the flowers in earlier. Duo thumped to the ground and soon Relena's unconscious body followed.
Heero hastily jogged over to the blubbering Duo and gently scooped him up into his arms. The chibi buried himself within Heero's blazer and continued to tremble. Heero stood up, rubbing the little one's back, to see that the others nodded in approval of his antics.
"Let's go home…" Heero said simply, stepped over Relena's body, and towards the front door.
Guardian Arrow: Poor Duo!! I'd cry too.
Chibi Duo: (still sniffling) Tat hurt!
Guardian Arrow: Good aim Heero! Next time try for something harder! YAY!! Now we don't have to put up with Relena and Treize anymore! Pwease review!! (gives the reader puppy eyes)