Me and My Chibi

Guard: Heh…hello!

Heero: (throws mouse which hits Guard in the head and knocks her out) That solves that!

Quatre: Heero! You can't do that! She's writing the fic!

Duo: But Q! She didn't update and left the readers hanging!

Guard: Hello? When did you all grow two more heads?

Heero, Duo, Quatre: (look at each other) Good enough…

ShOuT OuT

Erinamation-Limited2-nothing: Hallelujah! She gone…(looks around) I hope..

StarfireRobin: Better think of a weapon and quick!

SilverCateyes: (Guard writes down the note) Of course! Recorded!

Cheerful pinkstar: Well then if you want to be in the skit please give me a nickname or penname and your weapon of choice (nothing graphic)

Nicole: Me? Make poor Heewo kiss THAT THING? No way in hell! Otherwise the G-Boys would have to sterilize the kid to make him sanitary and Heero would need therapy. Anyway..thanks for reviewing!

Trio Wing: Poor Duo…but he's okay! It's okay, the chainsaw is understandable! (nods)

Crystal Ketchum Darklight: Okie Day! You're entered! The object couldn't be harder or more disastrous because then well …we'd have to up the rating (not that anyone would care) but it would just be a bother…The fic isn't supposed to be very violent…But the object was just enough to get her out of the way.

Duo-23: Don't worry, he's okay! He's safe with Heero!

Bunny: (Guard grabs a mop and joins Bunny) Let me help ya! (twack, twack)

KuramaHiei01: O.o Woah! THAR SHE BLOWS! (hides under sofa)

Anissa32: I wouldn't call this soon…man everyone's gonna kill me!

Note: If you want to enter the skit please enter now by way of your review! This is your last chance!

Disclaimer: See Heero's Chibi Troubles Chapter 1! NOOOOO!

Warning: Slight language. (cough) Duo (cough) And an irritated Heero, a wailing Duo, a snappy, fighter Quatre, a screaming Trowa, and a sick and tired of this Wufei. Geez…sounds like the boys are going through male PMSing…just kiddin'! XD

Chapter 10

Only Number 2

"Let's go home…"

"Right! Aw…my poor little self!"

"Yeah, I'm tired of all this…"

"Ditto."

"Ready."

Heero, not bothering to open up the door, kicked it down with his foot still holding the little shaken up Shinigami. Duo followed gazing wide-eyed at the slammed door before readjusting Hee-chan in his arms. Quatre nimbly stepped over the door and onto the porch. Trowa looked behind him at the ground to see little Quatre following with one tiny hand grasping Trowa's jeans leg. Wufei was about to follow but stopped suddenly and grasped his katana's hilt. He looked around, then shrugged it off, and walked out.

Trowa looked down again in apprehension when the little blonde wasn't hanging on to his pants leg, but then sighed when he clung back on.

It took them a while to reach the car. Duo jumped into the drivers seat with Hee-chan in his lap and beckoning to the others. They all climbed in, Heero with a little difficulty since Duo was firmly attached to his green shirt. Duo revved up the car and they where all home free.

-Back At Relena's-

"Ow..urg…" Relena grumbled as she got to her feet. She smoothed her skirt down as she looked at all the damage the boys had created. "Trieze!"

Immediately the OZ officer appeared at her side (his tricks we'll never know) and bowed deeply.

"Are they with them? Did they suspect?"

"No ma'm! It worked perfectly. The only one that's real is the little Duo the others are well…" Trieze smirked.

"Excellent…" Relena smiled, clapping her hands together. "Heero will have to come back to me now!"

-With the Boys-

"Ahh…everything's back to normal…just the way I like it!" Duo sighed reclining on the sofa.

"Well, just as normal as things are gonna get Duo. We are still gundam pilots after all." Quatre said, while fiddling with Chibi Trowa's dirty shirt.

Heero in the meanwhile managed to coax the little chibi off his shirt. Duo was now asleep on Heero's bed underneath the sheets and blankets. Heero was typing on his laptop while still keeping a careful eye on Duo.

"AHHHH!"

Everyone's head perked up to the sound of distress.

"Trowa!" Quatre yelled, running into the bathroom from which the call came from.

The boys were horrified at the sight and Trowa was stunned. He had tried to give the little Quatre a bath but judging from the sparks that Quatre was emitting this wasn't happening.

"It's a robot!" Duo said breathlessly. "How –how could that-"

"Quatre!" Trowa shouted as he turned to face pilot 04. "Bring your chibi!"

Quatre did as told and ran to get Trowa. He soon came back, running with the chibi held at arms length in front of him. Quatre quickly stopped the chibi Trowa into the water and stood back.

FIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Trowa erupted in a shower of sparks. The electrical energy was so high that it blew the breaker in the house.

"Oh shit…" Duo whimpered from somewhere in the darkness. "But that means…"

Everyone turned slightly to look at the spot that they supposed Duo was standing.

"HEE-CHAN!"

And with that Duo scampered out of the room.

"But Duo, Heero's right here!" Quatre yelled after him, fully receiving the Yuy-Shut-Your-Trap-Before-I-Physically-Have-To- Glare (his glares need to be trademarked) from Heero. "Oh…heh..sorry."

"Nice going Winner. Now you've officially screwed us all over." Wufei grumbled, glancing at the irritated Heero.

"ACK! MY LITTLE HEE-CHAN!"

The ear splitting cry made them all wince but recovered as Duo came running back.

"He went..fiiiizzzzzzzzzz…and croaked." Duo wailed on Quatre's shoulder and the blond awkwardly patted his back.

"Wufei, what about you?" Heero asked stoically, pointing to the chibi that was on his shoulder.

"I was just about to tell you that mine died right when Trowa screamed." Wufei answered, pointing the chibi. "That leaves your little child."

Heero shook his head. "No, Duo's real. No robot could shed tears like that."

The pilots nodded their heads in response at the truthful statement. No robot could possible reflect a true human's emotions.

"So that leaves Number 2, Duo, as the only real one. Then that means." Wufei started.

"That the real ones are back at—"

"Relena's…"

They all groaned and acted like they were keeling over.

"Ya know, if they weren't irresistibly adorable I would never step foot into that perimeter ever again." Duo said in a sage like manner.

"And for what you went through Heero, I'd have to get therapy to be even able to not twitch anymore let alone try to strangle her." Quatre interrupted. The pilots all stared at him in surprise.

"Our innocent Quatre… making that kind of a statement? I thought that saying something like that was against your DNA sequence!" Duo said in mock bewilderment.

"Well, you'd be surprised Duo. We too have a backbone." Quatre nodded.

"Ahem! Off subject!" Wufei coughed.

"Wuffers, does that mean we have to go back?" Duo whined, clawing a Wufei's sleeve.

"I'm WU-FEI not Wuff- whatever you called me! Yes, sadly we must!"

The poilts again groaned and trudged out of the bathroom.

"Well, I guess that means nobody's takin' a bath anytime soon!" Duo smirked as he stood in the door way looking back at the fizzing robot chibis.

"DUO!"

"Yeah, yeah! Comin'! I don' know why you're in a hurry to go back there…"

Guardian Arrow: Sorry folks but they have to go back!

Readers and Reviewers: NO NEVER!

Guardian Arrow: But.. (avoids flying fruit) they only have to deal with Treize and they get rid of him in a funny yet psychological way.

R & R: What about Relena?

Guardian Arrow: She's not in it anymore! They only deal with Treize and get the chibis back. She's not gonna be in it at all!

R & R: Wheww…

Duo: Review please folks! Try to catch Guard before she goes on her Don't-Update-For-Very-Long-Time sprees! REVIEW!

Heero: I think they heard you the first time… (holds ears shut)