Me and My Chibi
Guard: How's this for updatin'!
Heero: You're getting better…
Trowa: But don't push your luck!
Guard: (pouts)
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Chapter 11
Judging You
"I hope she hasn't eaten them…"
The boys turned in their seats to look at Duo in the driver's seat.
"What?"
"You heard me! I hope she hasn't eaten them!" Duo said again, smirking back at the others.
Quatre and Trowa looked at each other while Wufei repeatedly slammed his head against the window. Heero remained expressionless.
"Duo, how could she eat them?" Quatre asked timidly, afraid of the answer he might receive.
"Maybe she's carnivor---whatever. Look at the way she clings to Heero!"
"Carnivorous? Relena?"
Wufei looked sharply at the other. "Can we please change the subject? I'm losing valuable brain cells over here!"
The others nodded vigorously and Duo shrugged it off. "It was just something I saw on Tv.."
"We're here…" came Heero's voice as they pulled up outside the Sanc Kingdom.
The building was still smoking and the fire alarm was also still going haywire. They stuffed their ears shut to block out the obnoxious beeping. The front door which Heero kicked down when they left was still lying on the doorstep. They all silently hoped that the vase had kept her out this long.
Silently they tip-toed over the broken door and all five heads peeked around the corner and soon the little head of Duo joined them anxiously pulling on Heero's shirt.
"Heewo! Whats we doin'? Hide n' Seek?" the little one chirped, still tugging relentlessly on his green tank top.
"Sure." Heero said gruffly, petting Duo lightly on his head. "Which way were you hidden?"
Little Duo rested his pointer finger on his lips in a thoughtful pose. The boys watched the little one anxiously, hoping Duo's memory served him well…
"That way!" Duo pointed eagerly in the direction away from them.
They all held their breath as they tip-toed through the room. Their breath suddenly escaped in a rush when they all gaped at the missing body of Relena.
"Oh crap! That means she's somewhere around here!" Duo growled, looking fervently around him.
Suddenly all of them got a feeling that the hunters (them) became the hunted. They all had a sneaking suspicion that something was lurking near them…and it reminded them of the time that Treize first kidnapped the little ones.
Finally out of the living room they ran down the blacken hallway. Quatre choked a little on the smoke and soon all of them had their shirts up over their noses. The boys rounded the corner and streaked down the next corridor. It was eerily quiet; the only noise was their quick footsteps resounding off the steel walls.
After 3 minutes of continuous running, they finally finally arrived in a massive steel room. It was relatively empty except the little packages in the middle of the room.
The chibis…
Smiles appeared on each of their faces, even a small grin was on Heero's and Trowa's faces. The chibis sat shivering in the middle of the room, clinging to each others arms or shirts. They looked obviously frightened. Cat was hanging onto Trowa's shirt, hiding his pale face in his shirt. Trowa looked shaken but put it aside and stood, protecting Cat. Little Heero didn't look as fased as the others but you could see his eyes dart nervously about the room. Wufei (Wuffie!) kept a comforting hand on the back of Heero's shirt and calmly had his ebony eyes shut.
The weird thing was that the chibis didn't run to their bigger counterparts…they stayed shivering in the room.
"Something's wrong…." Quatre whispered, furrowing his eyebrows.
"It's like they were scared into staying in the same spot." Trowa pointed out.
"How much do you wanna bet?" Duo said, smirking at the others. "If we go to them…we'll be caught! Like you know how in stories the sacred sword stood in the middle of the room all alone and when the heroes ran to it, they were trapped in a falling cage!"
The others looked at each other, weighing Duo's words.
"You have a point Maxwell…but then again, it is after all a story!" Wufei concluded, resting his head in between his thumb and forefinger striking a thoughtful pose.
Duo shrugged before steping forward. Suddenly a loud swishing noise resounded throughout the room as a large metal cage came crashing down from the ceiling of the room. Heero thrust out a free hand and grabbed Duo back by the back of his shirt.
"And notice how the hero looks all around him for the trouble but never looks up until the last second!" Heero scolded.
After the dust cleared their heads swiveled at the sudden cry from one of the chibis. Now they were all huddled together in a massive ball of limbs. Petite tears leaked from Cat's eyes and the others sniffled occasionally.
SLAM!
Their heads flew back around behind them only to sigh heavily at the now shut steel door and the metal door now sliding across it.
"Luck certainly isn't on our side." Trowa sighed.
"No, because it's on my side!"
They turned back around again to see Trieze leaning against the metal bars of the cage that surrounded the chibis. Immediately, Heero had his hand gun ready and loaded in his hand pointing it squarely in between Trieze's eyes.
"DARN IT! WHY WON'T YOU CROAK?" Duo screamed fitfully, stomping his feet against the floor.
Trieze raised an eyebrow at Duo's behavior and then turned to look fully at Heero.
"Sorry! You can't kill me Mr. Perfect! Anyway, Relena would be after you if you did!"
Instantly, Heero withdrew his gun storing it safely within its holster. He definitally didn't want Relena after him again…they could figure out another way beside brute force to get the chibis.
"Good idea Heero! That would be a waste of a perfectly good bullet!" Duo smirked, retracting his gun that he brought out back to his side.
Trieze snorted in amusement before walking at a point where he could see both the chibis and the pilots.
"Maybe we could out smart him using a rhetorical question…" Quatre whispered to the others.
"If you can get it to work Cat!" Duo said, nodding.
"And now," Trieze said loudly, the boys attention turning back to him. "I'm going to give a speech."
Both Quatre and Duo's heads turned rapidly towards each other. Oh yeah this could work!
"Oh yeah, speeches are great. They're good! That's very brave of you to do a speech, a lot of people don't like to do public speaking. So that's very brave, go!" Quatre said rapidly walking to the one side of Trieze while Duo went on the other side.
"Really? Why?"
"Why? It's public speaking! You're speaking to the public!" Quatre replied pointing to Heero and the others. "They're all watching you…what if you fail!"
A horrified expression came to Trieze's face.
"See what they're doing, eh?" Duo said slyly. "They're judging you."
(NOTE: They are doing this really fast!)
"Judging you."
"Judging you."
"You."
"Judging you."
"You."
"They're saying is he interesting or what! And this is why when you get up there…"
"They judge ya."
"They judge ya."
"Just you."
Trieze gulped nervously as the voices reverberated in his ear for Quatre and Duo were speaking in both his ears.
"And sometimes they think you're bad."
"Real bad."
"That's why people get nervous."
"Real nervous."
"Terrible."
"Nervous like…"
"Can't talk."
The others watched Trieze as he fidgeted nervously with his fingers and stared wide eyed from Heero, Trowa, and Wufei to Quatre and Duo to the little wide eyed chibis that were staring intently at Trieze.
"MISS RELENA!" Trieze suddenly screamed and ran from the room only waiting for the door to be unlatched before he scampered out of there.
The pilots and chibis stared wide eyed at the disappearing image of Trieze before turning back to see Duo and Quatre high five.
"That's just plain scary…" Wufei said.
"Oh yeah, be afraid be very afraid…you never can know what Maxwell and Winner are up to." Heero said, smirking slightly while the little Duo who remained silent all this time smiled approvingly at the others.
"Now how about we get you guys out of there!" Duo said, bending down at looking at the cherubic faces of the chibis.
Guardian Arrow: Oh yeah! Take that! That was a whole whopping 6 pages excluding shout outs in size 12. So how'd you like that rhetorical question?
Heero: It was …odd…
Guardian Arrow: It's from the Canadian comedy called the Red Green show…it's pretty awesome! And it does freak people out when you do it to them…if you do it right and rapidly.
Duo: (nods)
Guardian Arrow: So please R&R! We are finally free from Relena's grasp!
Heero: Hallelujah praise the lord!
Guardian Arrow and Duo: -.-;;