I TOLD you I'd get another chapter up. Geez, you sceptics. Have some faith
in the healing woman, willya?
As told by Moony:
We finally reached the school after a long time watching Sirius try to fix his hair without the mirror he'd recently smashed. Oh well, he'd just get a new one. The guys and I got into the same carriage (James decided to pass the time by looking at the ground outside and laughing like a maniac. Geez, I don't explain him), while my, er, new friend took the traditional boat ride up to the castle.
"Hahaha! FEED ME!" Sirius growled once we'd made our way into the Great Hall. He glared down at the plate in front of him and yelled (apparently to the House elves), "Gimme some food, you dirty little bastards, or I'll come down there and turn you all pink!" He then began drumming out an annoying tune with his cutlery.
"Padfoot? Grow up," I said. "You'll have to suffer through the Sorting before you eat, you know that."
"Yeah, we have to watch your chickie get put into Hufflepuff," he snickered.
"She is NOT going into Hufflepuff!" I shot back, more defensively than I'd meant to. Now I would get teased.
"Awww, you'd miss her, wouldn't you, Fuzzy?" James cooed. "Then you'd have to pull a Sirius and sneak out every night to fu-"
"James, watch it." Lily had just joined us. "I know what you're about to say, and don't." Jimmy cringed and mumbled,
"Yes, dear. Whatever you say." Sirius laughed.
"Dude, Jimbo, you're freakin' whipped! Lil tamed the wild...deer." He continued his insane laughter, until,
"Shut it, Black."
"Yes, Kitty," he said, shrinking down in his own seat.
"Heh! Now who's whipped, Doggy-Boy?" James crowed.
"Both of you," I replied helpfully. They both glared at me.
"You suck, Moony," they said in unison. I gave them my best evil grin (which, honestly, wasn't very good. I don't do evil grins very well). We were returned to reality as the Sorting Hat sang its little jingle and McGonagall took her place at the front of the room and began calling out new students' names to be sorted.
"Hey, Remus!" Sirius said, pointing. "It's your girlfriend!" I snapped my head around, just in time to see Margaret trip on her way up to the Hat.
"That was graceful," Peter snorted. I glared at him and returned my gaze in Margaret's direction. She maintained her dignity, blushing only slightly in embarrassment as people snickered at her fall, and walked gracefully the rest of the way to the Hat. I decided right then that I liked that kid a lot, and gave Sirius a victorious smirk as she was sorted into Gryffindor.
"Hufflepuff my ass, Padfoot," I muttered.
"Shaddup, wolf-man."
"Maggie!" Lily called, waving the relieved girl over. "You can sit with us."
"Yeah," Kitty added. "Black and Pettigrew'll be quiet, otherwise we'll hurt them."
"Oh really?" Sirius asked. "Enlighten me, Catalina VonSteffon; what do you intend to do to me?"
"Cut your balls off."
"Oooookay then, I'll shut up," Sirius said, studying the golden plate in front of him. Sirius couldn't have anything interfering with his career as the Hogwarts Man-Whore.
"I'm so glad I'm in the same house with you guys," Maggie sighed. She then looked at me and promptly tripped again. "Oh!" she yelped. Peter, Sirius, and James tried to hide their laughter - they did an awful job of it.
"Would you three shut up," I growled, helping Maggie to her feet once more. "Move over, Sirius," I commanded. He grinned knowingly and moved over a seat so that Maggie could sit next to me. I despised that knowing grin.
"Um, hi, Remus," Maggie said, blushing. Sirius looked at me over her head and wiggled his eyebrows up and down. I hated that, too. I gave him a hand signal behind Maggie's back.
"Moony!" he cried in mock indignation. "That was uncalled for! Besides, I don't feel that way about you." James laughed; Peter looked confused; I glared.
"Black," Kitty said threateningly. "Don't make me castrate you."
"My bad," Sirius replied averting his eyes once again, just as food appeared on the table. "FOOD! GIMME!" He began shoveling various things into his mouth. "Ah, man, I wah so 'ungry!"
"Honestly, Sirius! Do you have to do that?" Lily asked, wincing in disgust.
"Di' I offen' you, Lil?" he asked, purposely speaking with his mouth full.
"Grow up," Lily replied.
"Not if I can help it."
As told by Moony:
We finally reached the school after a long time watching Sirius try to fix his hair without the mirror he'd recently smashed. Oh well, he'd just get a new one. The guys and I got into the same carriage (James decided to pass the time by looking at the ground outside and laughing like a maniac. Geez, I don't explain him), while my, er, new friend took the traditional boat ride up to the castle.
"Hahaha! FEED ME!" Sirius growled once we'd made our way into the Great Hall. He glared down at the plate in front of him and yelled (apparently to the House elves), "Gimme some food, you dirty little bastards, or I'll come down there and turn you all pink!" He then began drumming out an annoying tune with his cutlery.
"Padfoot? Grow up," I said. "You'll have to suffer through the Sorting before you eat, you know that."
"Yeah, we have to watch your chickie get put into Hufflepuff," he snickered.
"She is NOT going into Hufflepuff!" I shot back, more defensively than I'd meant to. Now I would get teased.
"Awww, you'd miss her, wouldn't you, Fuzzy?" James cooed. "Then you'd have to pull a Sirius and sneak out every night to fu-"
"James, watch it." Lily had just joined us. "I know what you're about to say, and don't." Jimmy cringed and mumbled,
"Yes, dear. Whatever you say." Sirius laughed.
"Dude, Jimbo, you're freakin' whipped! Lil tamed the wild...deer." He continued his insane laughter, until,
"Shut it, Black."
"Yes, Kitty," he said, shrinking down in his own seat.
"Heh! Now who's whipped, Doggy-Boy?" James crowed.
"Both of you," I replied helpfully. They both glared at me.
"You suck, Moony," they said in unison. I gave them my best evil grin (which, honestly, wasn't very good. I don't do evil grins very well). We were returned to reality as the Sorting Hat sang its little jingle and McGonagall took her place at the front of the room and began calling out new students' names to be sorted.
"Hey, Remus!" Sirius said, pointing. "It's your girlfriend!" I snapped my head around, just in time to see Margaret trip on her way up to the Hat.
"That was graceful," Peter snorted. I glared at him and returned my gaze in Margaret's direction. She maintained her dignity, blushing only slightly in embarrassment as people snickered at her fall, and walked gracefully the rest of the way to the Hat. I decided right then that I liked that kid a lot, and gave Sirius a victorious smirk as she was sorted into Gryffindor.
"Hufflepuff my ass, Padfoot," I muttered.
"Shaddup, wolf-man."
"Maggie!" Lily called, waving the relieved girl over. "You can sit with us."
"Yeah," Kitty added. "Black and Pettigrew'll be quiet, otherwise we'll hurt them."
"Oh really?" Sirius asked. "Enlighten me, Catalina VonSteffon; what do you intend to do to me?"
"Cut your balls off."
"Oooookay then, I'll shut up," Sirius said, studying the golden plate in front of him. Sirius couldn't have anything interfering with his career as the Hogwarts Man-Whore.
"I'm so glad I'm in the same house with you guys," Maggie sighed. She then looked at me and promptly tripped again. "Oh!" she yelped. Peter, Sirius, and James tried to hide their laughter - they did an awful job of it.
"Would you three shut up," I growled, helping Maggie to her feet once more. "Move over, Sirius," I commanded. He grinned knowingly and moved over a seat so that Maggie could sit next to me. I despised that knowing grin.
"Um, hi, Remus," Maggie said, blushing. Sirius looked at me over her head and wiggled his eyebrows up and down. I hated that, too. I gave him a hand signal behind Maggie's back.
"Moony!" he cried in mock indignation. "That was uncalled for! Besides, I don't feel that way about you." James laughed; Peter looked confused; I glared.
"Black," Kitty said threateningly. "Don't make me castrate you."
"My bad," Sirius replied averting his eyes once again, just as food appeared on the table. "FOOD! GIMME!" He began shoveling various things into his mouth. "Ah, man, I wah so 'ungry!"
"Honestly, Sirius! Do you have to do that?" Lily asked, wincing in disgust.
"Di' I offen' you, Lil?" he asked, purposely speaking with his mouth full.
"Grow up," Lily replied.
"Not if I can help it."