Is that really them? They look so young. He's the same age as my daughter. Do you believe that the five of them managed to do all that damage to OZ. Aye, and just think most of that damage they managed to do without the use of their Gundams. Looks like their waking up.
"He-buddy. You alright there?"
"Hn, you"
"I'm going to be fine and once I get this… there everything's AOK now that I got my hands out of those ridiculous cuffs."
"Hn, company."
"You say that like it's a bad thing! Hi guys how's it hanging? I'd get up and greet you properly but you know how bruised ribs are. Hay, Quat are you awake? We have guests and I know how much you love to take care of company. Cat? Heero how's cat?"
"He's not awake yet but he's starting to come around?"
"Wow, you talk! Did you here that 'Ro, the Cyclopes can speak."
"Baka."
"Maxwell, stop insulting your allies and being nice to your enemies."
"Look who woke up on the wrong side of the cell this morning."
"Do you have anything important to say?"
"Yes, Heero? I have something to tell you."
"What."
"I'm having your baby."
"WHAT?"
"Maxwell, even though I was sure you couldn't be male, you need to engage in intercourse with him to be having his baby."
"And what makes you think we haven't?"
"Yuy, stand up for your self."
"Hn."
"Yuy, please tell me you did not fuck Maxwell."
"Hay, who says he's the one that did the fucking!"
"You said you were caring his child."
"Oh, ya."
"Having whose child? What's happening? Where are we?"
"We're looked up in a cell and I'm having Heero's baby."
"… Your WHAT?"
"I can't believe Yuy shagged Maxwell."
"I can't believe you've said the words shagged and fucked within the last five minutes. Duo must really be rubbing off on you."
"Ewe, bad mental pictures!"
"Yup, Definitely from my daughters age group. So do you think he's pregnant? Guess anything is possible with those five but… I don't know that seems a little too far fetched for me."
"Get your mind out of the gutter!"
"So Heero any idea what we should name it."
"Odin."
"…"
"He's kidding. Your kidding right Maxwell?"
"Why so pale Wu-man? So Odin if it's a boy. Any idea what we should name it if it's a girl?"
"Hn, no."
"Hay guys, any idea what we should name it if it's a girl?"
"Lilly. I think Lilly is a very pretty name for a girl."
"Lilly huh, I think I like that. Heero, is Lilly okay with you?"
"Hn, fine."
"Guys?"
"WHAT?"
"I think I'm going to be sick."
"Are you okay? Here let me hold your hair. What's wrong? Ate you going to be okay. DAMN, he's dry heaving. Someone get him something to drink!"
"What's wrong with him?"
"Probably morning sickness."
"BARTEN, don't you join Maxwell and his annoying sense of humour!"
"Guys I don't think Duo's joking. I feel a presence of another human being inside him."
"But he's male. He is male, right?"
"Hn, mostly."
"Mostly!"
"Hn."
"You fucked Maxwell and got him pregnant! During the war! And what the hell do you mean, Mostly!"
"I think maybe we should get him checked out. If he isn't faking then we it's illegal to keep him locked up that long."
"Alright. Come with me 02. You have a date with our medic."
………….
Maxwell?"
"Hi, guys. Pregnancy confirmed. So now that I've got my check-up how about we get out of here."
"And how do you propose we do that?"
"Here are weapons. He's a detonator for the neat little distraction I have planed. And here is my trusty lock pick."
"These are electric looks you need the codes to get them off."
"That's why I have my trusty lock pick."
"That's a…"
"Yup. Now pass me your arms and lets go."
……….
"Heero, do you mind being a father? I mean it did kinda come out of nowhere.
"Hn, whatever. Love you."
"That's so sweet. Love you too."
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I was board and felt like writing something. If anyone wants to use it please do. I would love to read it.