Disclaimer: Neopets is not mine, but i wish to god I'd thought to buy stocks in it way back when ...

A.N. I submitted this to the Poetry competition on the Neopets site. They didn't win me a thing. I'm hoping you, the reader, likes them better than the Neopets Team apparently did.

Little digger pet
Obsidian claws slash stone
Burrow deep in earth
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Blue red green tan fur
Large front paws of raw power
Never a meek girl
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I'm tightly bound to earth
Nature's love nourished me
My ears, though large, cool heated blood
and my fur insulates me.

Do you now wonder
Perhaps I'm a thing of dreams
A creature untouched by soiled hands
Fed by imagination alone.

That's not quite true
While I be a mortal beast
I still can't be properly touched,
stroked, caressed, petted.

With ears I cannot hear
With eyes I cannot see
With nose I cannot smell
My owner is denyed to me.

I hunger, I'm fed
I'm hurt, I'm healed
I'm bored, I play
I get lonely.

My owner, though never with me in body
is with me in spirit
It's my curse
to live in this world.

A virtual dungeon gilded in gold
A virtual home of pixels and colours
A virtual store that sells virtual items
My world is not yours

Bits, bytes, kilobytes, megabytes
Language of a machine
A thing of plastics and metal
Nothing but power put into a box.

Release me into your world
Let me breathe your air
Hear your cities
See you.

Who I am isn't the question
It's who are you.
In my virtual world you are gods
Creating, deleting with nary a thought

Have you figured it out yet?
I am yours
A Neopet
Gendi the Bori.

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