Lol, once again. I'm glad everyone likes the story and that I'm gaining new readers. Sorry about the last chapter taking forever. I seriously had it sitting on my desktop finished, most of the time...Eheheh...

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Disclaimer: I do not own KH or any of the characters. I only own the words used to make this piece of data.

KEY:

Italic- thought

Bold- flashback and other

Bold/Italic- dreams

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CHAPTER TEN: PEACHES AND CREAM

"So," Sephiroth began slowly. "Where are we going?"

Leon sat on the newly acquired sofa and smiled at the other men. "I hope it's somewhere with girls, "he laughed seductively, making Riku and Cloud roll their eyes.

"I assume you want to go to the beach?" Riku asked, as he looked around the room for any negative expressions. "Then the beach it is!"

"Yay!" both Wakka and Sephiroth sang loudly. That's when Sephiroth pulled Wakka into a creepy embrace and smiled softly, Wakka didn't seem to refuse the hug which made everyone wonder.

"I didn't know we shared the same interests," the silver haired man uttered, as he began to pet Wakka's head.

"I hope you like you play blitzball," Wakka muttered in return. Sephiroth grinned and leaned close to Wakka's face. It appeared that it was about to be a kiss and when Sephiroth saw the expressions around the room, he dropped his face on the teens shoulder and began laughing hysterically.

"This isn't A BAD fanfic! Don't make it one you two!" Cloud roared as he walked out the door.

Sephiroth quickly pushed Wakka to the floor and bounced over to Leon. "Can you help me find a girlfriend?" he asked innocently.

Leon rolled his eyes and shook his eyes. "Seph, girls want REAL men. Not a pansy," was the harsh reply.

"I'M A REAL MAN!"

"Moron."

"I'll prove it to you!"

"You guys," Riku interrupted. "Do you want to go to the beach or not? Cloud has our ride our side."

"Yay!" Sephiroth yelled. He made a dash for the while grabbing all his comrades by the their shirt necks and dragged them along his side.

When they arrived to the beach, the randomly placed Red mini-van, which belonged to Cloud, was filled with giggles and other loud noises. The van came to a screeching stop, almost killing the passengers inside. Sephiroth jumped out of the car, with Leon and Wakka in his arms and both Riku and Cloud got out on their own and slowly followed Sephiroth down to the beach.

When they arrived they found that the beach was already being occupied. "Who the heck would want to go to a beach during the FALL?" Riku complained loudly, loud enough for the occupants of the beach to hear.

"Is there a problem?" asked a familiar voice. Riku was peeved when he found Sora standing before him, wearing ducky swim shorts. "The answer to your question...You Riku."

Riku turned and stomped back to the car with the others close behind, leaving Sora to his mob of women. "Why are we leaving?" Sephiroth asked sadly as he crawled into the car.

"Because this is a vacation. I care about Sora, but right now we need a break, not a fight handed to us on a platter," answered the irritated teen.

"Bye bye beach," Wakka mumbled as he and Sephy waved good-bye to their dream.

"Bugs," Cloud and Leon both groaned as they whacked the stupid little creatures of each others faces. Riku had been a back seat driver and somehow they'd all ended up in the woods. "I hate camping."

Wakka looked around the campsite. The group hadn't been prepared for camping, and had nothing of any use. "How are we supposed to do anything, ya?" he asked with little happiness in his voice.

"Get used to it," Riku ordered as he dropped a pile of wood on the ground. He was still in a bad mood from earlier. Who knew it would make him so angry? "Attention!"

Riku's loud booming voice caught the attention of all his comrades, who were scattered about the camp. "What?" groaned Leon, noticing that their leader was sounding like an army general.

"We need to get ready for tonight...so...Cloud and Sephy find some food! Leon, find something to make some beds, and Wakka, bring some water."

The guys all sighed and were about to embark on their tasks, when Riku suddenly stopped them. "You know, this really isn't a vacation," Riku mumbled underneath his breath. "I'm sorry you guys, I'm just so stressed out."

Cloud grinned and patted Sephiroth on the back. "It's all cool. How about me and Seph go pick up some treats from a near by supermarket?" Cloud suggested. A small smile creep to Riku's face and he nodded.

While the two friends were gone, the rest of the guys gathered the necessary items for the night. By the time Wakka and Leon had started a fire, and Riku had finished making the beds, Cloud and Seph returned to the camp with a few bottles of beer.

"What's this?" Leon asked as he grabbed a bottle from Cloud. "Aren't those two boys under age?"

Sephiroth grabbed the bottle back and began to chuckle. "Only if they get caught," he told the brown haired gunblade wielder.

So the five of them all sat around the campfire and drank until they were wasted...The moon was high in the sky, and the glow from the fire made them all appear like crazed maniacs, which they were...

"Ah man! This was a great idea!" Leon hollered, as if the others couldn't hear him already.

"Duuuuuuude, YoU!" Cloud spat randomly.

"Eh? What was tat C-lod?" Sephiroth asked as he smacked the two men on their backs.

"Waaaaaaaiiiii! How are you two doing?" Leon asked, directing his comment towards Riku and Wakka who were holding each other up.

Riku looked up at Leon with an expression that could kill. He was quite frightening until his face cracked and he lost his balance in a frenzy of laughter. "I FEEL GOOD! NANANANANANANA!" he sang loudly, causing everyone to cover their ears and throw dirt at him.

"Riku! Ya? You can't shing! No you can shing at tall, ya?" Wakka muttered in a high voice. Nobody could tell if he was stating something or asking a question.

"I can sing sssssssooooooooooooooooo good!" Sephiroth interrupted.

"Like a frrrrog!" Leon laughed.

"A frog isn't a mammelo right?" asked Cloud.

"Ish dat a fruiter?"

"Zat be zure friter."

"What the hell is wrong with you people?" came a loud unknown voice.

Everyone turned to the figure in the shadows and found it was none other than...

"Dumbo?" Sephiroth asked, as tears filled his eyes. "Dumbo? Is that really you? E tu Dumbo?"

The so called "Dumbo" which was a blond boy that looked nothing like an elephant backed up slowly. "My name is Billy! Who are you?" he demanded.

Sephiroth continued sobbing on spot and refused to answer. "Hey kid," Cloud began, sounding dark and evil. "If Seph wants you to be Dumbo...Then you're gonna be Dumbo..." Billy tried to run away, only to be caught by Leon.

"Little boy..." Leon chuckled, making the boy feel uneasy. "Why don't you stay with us?"

"Let me go!" Billy cried. "I'm to young to die! Oh my goddess! Zombies are gonna kill me! Heeeelp!"

Suddenly Sephiroth whacked Billy in the head with a silver spoon, knocking the boy out. "Dumbo shouldn't scream..." he laughed. "The undid have awoken to steal your soul and feed you to the hamsters of the Neverland boat ride!"

With those last words, Sephiroth fell to his knees and passed out, followed by Cloud and Leon. Riku and Wakka had fallen asleep minutes ago. The five were going to wake up with a nasty hang-over...

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I haven't been feeling inspired...So it may be a while before I update. I've been getting sick a lot too... :( So...Until later! Byez! And don't forget to R&R! It may help me find my inspiration! ((hint hint)) Lol!