Omake 1
This is a joke, Keitaro thought. Either this is a dream or Kitsune is playing a trick on me. Besides her coming out of the mirror must been some kind of magic trick. I bet they made a big hole in the wall and step up something. They may not know everything but they do know that I'm too scared to get a girlfriend or talk to one for that matter. So they're using her to make fun of me at my expense. She thinks that even if you dangled an 'easy catch' in front of me, I'd mumble and mess it up. Heck I bet there is Su's camera in here taping the event. I get it. The girls are trying to set me up, making me think that they went out.
"No really it's true I am a real live Goddess and I'm here to grant you your wish. And I don't understand about you being scared to get a girlfriend business," said Belldandy with curiosity.
What the... How did she do... Maybe it's just a coincidence, I mean she really can't read mind right, why not I'll take a chance.
"Ok I had made my wish."
"Oh really what is it?"
Keitaro tells her wish but Belldandy didn't say anything after a long pause.
"I'm sorry Keitaro. That wish cannot be granted. Please look behind you."
"Huh?" He looks around in which a closet was burst opened with all the girls coming out shouting….
"Surprise! You're on Candid Camera!"'
"No!!!!!!" yelled out Keitaro as millions of viewers had seen him as one very big loser in the whole wide world.
Omake 2
"Ok I had made my wish."
"Oh really what is it?"
"I wish to be at Toudai!"
"Wish granted easily!"
Belldandy instantly teleports him inside the Toudai building.
"Here we are!" announced Belldandy.
"Hey I meant as a student going here not being in here!"
"I'm sorry you should have been more precise and you have only one wish anyways. Have a good day."
"Hey I want a receipt and a refund! This is fraud and a scam!"
Omake 3
"Ok I had made my wish."
"Oh really what is it?"
"I wish you could tell me who the promise girl is."
After a beam of light, Belldandy answered. "Well there is a slight problem. You see there are three promise girls whose names are Naru, Mutsumi, and Kanako."
"What! I have three?!"
"Yes and now you know who the girls are now. Better start working on making those promises! Have a nice day."
"Ah crap I don't even remember the promises I made. Heck who are Mutsumi and Kanako?
Omake 4
"Ok I had made my wish."
"Oh really what is it?"
"I wish Shinobu could tell me why she always acts very strangely around me."
"Wish granted."
She disappears.
Ok…Weird…I think I have been studying too much. Yeah I'll go take a stroll.
He goes around into the dining room and sees Shinobu. She doesn't look ok and has a very red face.
"Shinobu?" Keitaro asked in concern. "Are you okay?"
"No!" she wailed out loud. "I'm horny and frustrated! I've cooked and cleaned for my family and waited for years for the right man to come along to meet me and make me a Woman, and now all he wants me to do is cook and clean for him. I want him to drag me into the bed and ravish me! Is that too much to ask?"
Keitaro had his jaws dropped on the floor. But it wasn't only him. There was Motoko who heard the whole wail and just dropped her sword. There was also Naru who just fainted for some reason…