Wildfox: Hello, hello, hello and welcome to chapter two. I know you've just been dieing to find out what I'm gonna do to these poor, poor characters so here it is. Thanx for all the reviews. I never knew you'd like it that much but hey whatever. That's just fine with me. I just got back from the eye doctor so my pupils are kinda dilated so I can't see very well so make sure you let me know if there's any mistakes. You dig? Okay so let's get this show on the road with a quick recap.

Yugi: Here we go. Max is being chased by sugar high kids while he's sugar high himself, Kai doesn't know what's in store for him and is about to be scared for life and frightened out of his mind, Ray is about to say bye, bye to his hair, Alex is trying to calm a crying baby, Kenny is making kids wish they were dead, and Tyson, well Tyson is trying to figure out who Frodo is and will have his but kicked in a matter of minutes. Oh I need a glass of water.

Wildfox: There you have it a quick recap. I'd like to dedicate this chappy to Reis#1gurl and all my other reviewers but mostly to her and you'll see why in a minute. It's time for some serious Ray bashing.

Yugi: Wildfox does not own Beyblade but she does own Kai.

Kai: DIE! DIE! DIE! SHE DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_-#

Chapter 2: Why Me?

"Frodo!!!! The fat pig spat cookie in my eye!!!" the girl shouted.

Tyson stared at her a blank expression spread across his face. Who the hell was Frodo? Just as he was about to put another cookie into his fat face the door slammed open and a four foot guy stepped into the room. I'm sure all of you have seen Lord of the Rings so I'll skip the description but I'll just tell you that he went by the name of Frodo Baggins and he looked mad.

Tyson got to his feet as a few boxes were scattered on the floor. Now Tyson wasn't that tall himself but if he had wanted to he still could have squished him into the ground but seeing as his brain was so small that not even the strongest microscope could see it, the thought never occurred.

"What did you do to that girl?" he asked, his blue eyes flashing angrily.

"I didn't mean nothin'" he replied, as Frodo stepped toward him.

"Nobody spits cookie in peoples' eyes while I'm around!" he shouted, kicking Tyson hard in the crotch. "So I'll just have to teach you a lesson. For the Shire!"

Frodo ran at Tyson kicking him where the sun don't shine yet again as he fell to the floor holding himself and whimpering. Suddenly they were in a wrestling ring with uniforms and everything as the girls surrounding the two of them cheered. Tyson attempted to body slam the hobbit but he just simply stepped aside as the pig hit his face on the ropes. Teeth sailed through the air as the girls tried to catch them cheering even more loudly.

"Ha ha ha!" Frodo laughed. "Now here comes the best part."

At these words Frodo put on the One Ring and now invisible, aimed for every part of Tyson he could reach. What has Tyson gotten himself into this time?

Meanwhile Kai was surrounded by every kid who was in the room with him as they asked him beyblading questions and he tried desperately to reach the door but failed miserably.

"Hey Kai!" one kid called. "Let's play Cops and Robbers! We're the cops and you're the robber so we've got the gun and the weapons."

Suddenly it hit him that his revolver and backpack were gone. He was weaponless with a bunch of five year olds!

"Ahhhhh!!!!!!!" he screamed, as he headed for the door only to meet the ground as his chin smashed against the floor.

"Now now Kai. You know what happens when you try and escape."

Dragging him by the feet, the kids brought Kai to a chair in the centre of the room where they tied him up with a ton of ropes they'd found in his bag with his gun to his back and evil grins on their faces. One of the girls unfortunately had makeup and suggested they give the slate haired boy a makeover. He tried to scream again but found duck tape spread across his face and an apple in his mouth just for decoration. Then they advanced one Kai as he whimpered feeling around for a knife but guess what, they had that too.

"Hey what's this do? the girl asked, pulling out a blow torch.

"No don't press that!" Kai tried to say, but it was too late, half his hair was already gone.

Whilst Kai was trying to blow out his hair, Kenny was singing a song from Schoolhouse Rock about nouns while the kids smacked their heads against anything they could find thinking happy thoughts and that their parents would come soon.

"I'll be gone soon. I'll be gone soon." they repeated, until one boy motioned them together.

He'd been making a plan all along about how to get away and from what it looked like he wanted to either blow Kenny up or make a giant slingshot and shoot him to the moon. They all nodded in agreement that they sounded like good plans as Kenny had just finished saying "Nouns are people, places or things" not knowing that his downfall was in the midst of being planned. He was more worried about the next math lesson.

Max was hiding on top of the slide while the kids walked around searching for him like zombies except not asking for brains of course.

"Jawbreakers, lollies, gumdrops too. If we don't get them we'll keel you."

He shivered as he took out his very last pixi stick and the kids' ears pricked up as they sniffed the air. They were coming.

"One, two kids are coming for you. Three, four hear to settle the score. Five, six pixi sticks. Nine, ten never sleep again.

"I see sugar high people." he whispered, as they found his hiding place and began to climb to him drooling and licking their lips. "Jebus! Help me Jebus!"

Ray was still on the ground looking up at the things that would be the downfall of his beautiful hair. The kids lifted him into the air as drums were beating and the lights went out. He was being carried down an isle of kids with torches and Indian paint covering their faces and feathers sticking out of their hair. He was taken to what looked like the chief who sat crossed legged on a chair his hands behind his back. They dropped Ray painfully on his tailbone on another chair in front of his and tied him up tightly with ropes. For a long time there was only silence as the chief sat with his eyes closed and Ray sat sweating and shaking. Finally he whipped out several objects from behind his back. The first was a razor which he used smiling on the left and right sides of Ray's head as his ponytail along with other hair fell to the ground with his eyes watching each one individually tears welling up in his eyes. Now he had a Mohawk and the chief had only just begun.

Alex in the meantime could only hear screaming both from the Bladebreakers and from the baby in her arms. She was ready to start crying herself so taking off her shoes she threw them at the walls.

"Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP!"

Wildfox: So basically to make a long story short everyone is in pain so let's keep it that way. Please read and review and I'm extremely sorry about Ray Ray's hair but don't worry it'll grow back and in order to keep you all interested, it had to happen. Please read and review and tell me what you think.