I do not own any of the characters of the television show Lost. How much I would wish to though. Nor do I own the story of Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs, my version is a complete rip off from the original story.

This story is written for and about fans from the character Sawyer on the tv-show Lost. I posted it on a fan forum and only reposted it here so I would have my recent stories all on one website. Some names or references might be confusing to who's not on the same fansite as me ( Kate/Sawyer subforum, Skaterville). I apologise in advance, but I do warn you. So please don't flame me about it. Like said before I only post it here for myself (and the fans from that forum) I do not obey you to start reading.

Last, everything I write is meant to be funny not to hurt anyone or any character in anyway, please don't take it that way. Thanks.

--Have fun reading--


The Totempole and the Seven Dwarfs


CHAPTER 1

Once upon a time in the middle of the summer, when the holidays just had started, a good king and queen were on vacation in America. Visiting the towns of the original inhabitants their eye immediately fell on the gorgeous and huge totampoles that stood there.

The king stared at them and said to himself 'Oh that I could be able to have a son, blessed with such great heights. He shall rule like no-one before and everyone shall worship him'.

Soon after that they had a little son, with a huge manhood - soon to be referred to as the totempole. But when little Sawyer was born the king died.

A year passed and the queen got remarried, she married Mr. Twinkie XL. The new king was a beautiful man, big in every aspect, but wicked and proud and he could not bear the thought that anyone else should surpass him in seize.

He had a magical looking-glass, and he used to stand before it. He looked in it and said:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the largest one of all?"

And the looking-glass would answer:

"You are the largest one of all."

And the king was very pleased, for he knew that the looking-glass always spoke the truth.

Now, the totempole was growing larger and larger, and when Sawyer was seven years old his totempole was as large as the totempoles his parents visited years ago, far larger than the king's himself. So one day the king went to his mirror and said,

"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the largest one of all?"

And the mirror answered,

"King, you are full fair, this is true,
but Sawyer's totempole is larger than you."

This gave the king a great shock, and he went furious. From that moment his heart turned against the totempole and he hated the boy with all his guts.

One day he had enough of it and he asked for a huntsman. When the huntsman arrived he said: "Take the child out into the woods, so that I may set eyes no more on his... his... totempole, he almost spitted out. "You must put him to death, and bring me his totempole for a token."

The huntsman obeyed, and took the child away, but when he drew his knife to pierce the child's innocent totempole, Sawyer began to weep, and said: "please huntsman, do not kill me. I will run away into the wild forest, and never come home again".

And as he was so great and innocent the huntsman pitied him and said: "away with you then, poor child". He was certain the wild animals would devour Sawyer, but at least he would not have to be the one to kill him.

Sawyer ran away from the huntsman and the latter searched for a substitute to show his king. He caught a wild animal, stabbed it and cut of its manhood. Taking it to the king as proof that the child was dead. The king believed the huntsman. He made the cook to roast it and he ate it, thinking this was the end of totempole...

To be continued...