"Gundam Pilot 06: Peter Griffin" By: Silver Nights

Chapter 1

Peter was floating around in space, he looked around and was watching the explosions right in front of him. It seemed to be a war that was going on and he saw five giant robots defeating this army of mobile dolls.

"This is way weird, its like I'm in Star Wars or something" said Peter to himself as he watched the war continue in front of him. He then felt himself sitting on something, he looked down to see that he was sitting on top of the letter 'A' in white print. He looked down to read what it said.

"A.C 195..A.C, hey does that mean After Christ?" asked Peter to himself.

He then heard a voice that went, "After Colony 195" and started to talk about what was going on.

"Oh, After Colony, hey does this mean I'm in the future?" asked Peter again.

The narrator who was talking got irritated, "Excuse me, but I'm talking!"

"Well I'm a newcomer, I want to know what exactly is going on!" demanded Peter as he stood up on the letter 'A'.

"Well if you would just listen.." started the narrator.

"Hey, I am listening and I want an answer!" ordered Peter.

"Take this" said the narrator calmly, as he made the words 'A. C 195' vanish. Peter then started to scream as he started to fall. He then appeared sitting on a head of a mobile doll that was labeled, 'Leo'.

"Wait a minute, this is a movie and this must mean…Leonardo DiCaprio is in there acting this out!" exclaimed Peter. He then looked down putting his face against the window. "Oh Leo!"

The pilot that was piloting the 'Leo' doll got freaked out at Peter's face, "What the hell is that!" he screamed.

The five Gundam Pilots heard the enemy scream from the intercom. They turned towards the Leo to see what was going on. "What is that thing?" asked Duo as he saw the fat man covering the Leo's view. Since Peter was in the way, the Leo crashed into another Leo causing an explosion. Peter was falling through space again giving his classic Peter laugh. His body then smacked against the Gundam Shenlong's view. A Chinese man with straight black hair tied into a tight pony tail started to panic looking at the tub of lards belly against the window.

"What the !" blurted out Wufei.

Peter quickly opened his eyes, "Hey this is suppose to be a children's show and you use that word! Do you even kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"Injustice!" yelled Wufei as he started to panic not being able to see the other mobile dolls and pilots.

"Wufei what is going on?" asked a man with blonde hair and blue eyes piloting a Gundam.

"This 'thing' is in my way and I'm going to.." Wufei got cut off and it became static. Wufei didn't realize that he crashed into 3 other Leo's while Peter took a risk and jumped off and started to fall again, until he was acting like he was trying to swim up. The Gundam, and the 3 Leo's crashed into a nearby colony causing a big destruction.

"No!" called out a Gundam Pilot.

"Oops.." was all that came out of Peter's mouth.

"You idiot! You blew up the colony!" hollered one of the Gundams.

"I will kill you!" hollered another one.

"..shit.." peeped Peter.

He then tried to go up high and started to move his body faster as the 4 Gundams started to move closer towards Peter. Peter then got a crazy idea in his head, "Brian! Can you hear me? Brian!"

Meanwhile, back at the Griffin's home, Brian heard Peter's voice calling him but he had no idea where. "Peter?". Brian looked and saw that the T.V was still on, he saw four giant robots heading towards the T.V. Brian got a closer look, but he quickly backed away as he saw Peter's face show up.

"Brian!" called out Peter.

"Oh My God!" responded Brian as he saw Peter trapped in the T.V. He quickly grabbed the remote and started to press all of these random buttons but nothing was happening. Peter turned around to see now five gundam pilots chasing after him, but one of them looked badly beat.

"Hurry Brian!" panicked Peter.

Brian was starting to sweat, and was pressing so many buttons in so many seconds. He then pressed a purple button and zap! Peter flew out of the T.V knocking Brian over. The man and his best friend laid on the ground looking at the T.V. The whole house started to shake.

"What's happeing?" asked Louis as she quickly jumped out of bed and ran to go get her kids.

"Earthquake!" yelled Meg as she ran out of her room in her pajamas.

"The power of the evil monkey is working!" yelled Chris as he ran out of his room as well.

"Peter! Brian! What's going on?" called out Louis as she ran down the stars with her three kids.

Brian and Peter just looked at the T.V with big eyes. Five white lights started to fly across the room and hit the wall one by one leaving five passed out boys against the wall in one big pile.

"Oh My God!" cried out Peter as he saw the boys from the T.V show laying against the wall.

"Peter! What the hell is going on!" hollered Louis as she was getting irritated.

"Those boys came out of the T.V" calmly said Brian.

"What!" said Louis is disbelief

A boy with a green tank up and black spandex started to rub his head, "Where am I?"

"Oh My God! There all hot!" freaked Meg as she saw all of them starting to wake up.

"Meg! Please, these boys would never want to date you because your ugly and fat" sharply said Peter.

Meg got watery eyes and started to cry and ran up into her room and slammed the door. Peter then turned back around to face the boys until he saw a sword in his face.

"You're the fat man that blew up that colony!" said the Chinese boy pointing his sword in Peter's face.

"Louis…"stuttered Peter Louis went up to the boy, "Excuse, but can you please put your sword away and we can all talk about what exactly happened in the morning over some coffee?" said Louis in a polite manner.

The Chinese boy rolled his eyes, "Weak women"

"I'll give you weak!" yelled Louis, she started to do her martial arts moves on the boy and kicked him where the sun don't shine. The boy fell to his knees with watery eyes and was trying not to cry.

"Who's the weak one now!" barked Louis.

The blonde haired pilot looked at all of his friends, "Hey guys, where's our Gundams?"

Outside of the Griffins home, Cleveland, Quagmire, and Joe were all yelling at the Griffin's home because there houses seemed to be up in the air on top of a giant robot. One was even in the Griffin's backyard.

"Peter you asshole! What the hell happened?" yelled Joe out the window.

"Peter when I see you in the morning I'm going to.."yelled Quagmire but he seemed to get distracted while he was looking out his window. "Oh well hello! This is the bathroom Louis uses to take a shower! Diddly Diddly Doo!"

R/R!