Ron's Feelings
Author: J.E.A.R.K.Potter (Amelia)
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Disclaimer: See chapter one
Chapter Four
A couple hours later Harry and Hermione went down stairs, to the great hall, and were startled by many screaming voices.
"What is going on?" Asked Hermione.
"I don't know," said Harry in reply. "Hey, Dean, what is going on?"
"You haven't heard?" asked Dean.
"Heard what?" questioned Hermione.
"Draco and Ron are gay lovers and Slytherin and Gryffindor are about to fight," said Dean.
"Oh, shit!" cried Harry.
Hey, you pussies," said the Slytherin named Blaze, "What are you doing, fag?"
"Don't talk to my friend like that. "Harry yelled at him, "of I will give you something to talk about!"
What are you going to do about it?" asked Blaze, "you are probably just like them."
"Hey, guy, cut it out," said Hermione trying to break up the impending fight.
"Do you always have your mudblood girlfriend fight your battles, Potter?" asked Blaze, contempt alive in his eyes.
"She's not a mudblood, do you really want to fight?" Harry asked, not waiting for an answer he said, "Bring it on!"
Right then Harry gave Blaze, what would become, a black eye. Blaze, then, returned a punch into Harry's gut.
"Could you be less mature than that slime?" Hermione asked, temper then equal to a dragon's fire.
All the teachers began to break up the fights. Finally, it was only Harry and Blaze left fighting. It took Hagrid to break them up.
"Boys what are you doing?" asked Hagrid. (Sorry, not doing his accent.)
"His friends are gay losers," said Blaze, trying to get at Harry.
"He is a retarded homophobic," replied Harry.
"I think you both need a detention, which will be served tonight with Professor Snape," Professor McGonagall butted in.
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