Chapter 3. The Spaz Chef, Xi Long.

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters 'cept for Gao Xi Long. Sorry for not telling you in the beginning, I didn't know he was going to be in it…

Opening my eyes I yawned. I was happy. I managed to escape the wedding…for now….

But right now…. freedom. I was about to get ready for breakfast when Yuan Shao barged in my room. "Hey beautifulladywhommysonisgoingtomarry!" "…What did you just say?" "I don't know, but get ready for-THE BATTLE OF GUAN DU! Yay!" With that he skipped out my room. Then I got ready for my first meal of the day, the best one yet-BREAKFAST!

I walked down to the dining hall where we all ate. I sat down and waited for the waiter/chef-type-person to come to me with food. In noticed why it took so long for him to come to me, he was busy waiting for Yuan Xi to answer that was sitting at another table with Zhang He who was brushing his hair.

Yes, he must have found it in Yuan Xi's underwear drawer. Ugh. I feel bad for Zhang He. Do you know what's in his underwear drawer? He forcefully showed me. In it was his secret pet hamster, brain juice that his brainpowers thrive to live on, a sandwich he forgot to eat a year ago, a dead male sparrow that he thought was cool so he took it from the backyard to his room, you name it.

Finally, after an hour, the waiter/chef whatever came to me. "Hello, Lady Zhen, what is it that you want today? Fruit Loops? HOTCAKES! You know I'm famous for hot cakes!" He cried. "Who are you? What happened to the other guy?" "He died! Yay! I'm Gao Xi Long! Xi Long for short!"

"Um…hotcakes, you say?" "YEAH!" "Well um…. I guess I'll try that." "THANKYOU!" And he hurried away to make his special creation.

After 1.05 mins. he was done. Um…. right. I cautiously ate a small piece of a hotcake. Wow. Amazing. "Wow. Amazing." "You like them? YES!" And he scurried to his kitchen.

That Xi Long…Very spastic…. He's kind of cute though….

I walked to my room, to find a dark figure standing in the middle of the room. He had a weapon, a spear. I was scared too scared to move…Oh my god, save me! Do you know how badly I wanted to scream? How badly I wanted to run away? I finally was able to turn around and started running.

After a minute of running, I was out of breath; I couldn't run or walk any more. I cried silently I was going to get killed, right now…I was just about to collapse when I felt an arm around my waist and arms so I couldn't move, and a hand over my mouth so I couldn't speak.

"I am sorry; Lady Zhen, but I do have orders from my lord." Said a voice that sounded like someone from Shu. I promise you I have no idea how I classify voices…

Now, the same thing happened to my dear mother, and how horrible it was…

Flashback

A young Zhen Ji, holding a small stuffed panda that which she called "Pandie" was sitting on a chair in facing her father.

"Now Ji, I want to tell you, something serious happened last night, please, you will want to cry but please, don't, stay strong for me."

"But father! Where's mother? What happened!" Zhen Ji cried, she was very worried, her heart was pounding, a feeling inside her told her that something went wrong, something horrible and her life was slowly turning inside out.

"I'll tell you what happened, dear. Now, I was in the library reading about how they did the alien spacecrafts in the 50's version of war of the worlds when I heard a scream, it only lasted about only half a second."

It was horrifyingly obvious; the scream was of, the mother of Zhen Ji.

"It was your mother. I ran as fast I could to where she was. I found her-but not in time, apparently. She struggled in the arms of a warrior; He looked like an officer under Gongsun Zan… I took out my sword; he released my wife to fight me."

"When we began to fight, we were in a deadlock for a minute or two. He was incredibly strong; he won and knocked me out. When I woke up your mother, dear child was dead."

"WHAT! NOOO! This can't be true!" Zhen Ji was crying hysterically. Her father Lord Zhen did not like seeing his daughter cry, he rushed over to Zhen Ji's side, Zhen Ji cried in the arms of her father.

End of flashback

Oh god…is this the same warrior that killed my mother…Oh nooo…He's going to kill me, too…SOMEONE! HELP!

I fainted.

So…is this better, a longer chapter?