OK here is Chapter 2! Finally…..
The four horny hobbits waked holding hands, like good little student to the bus stop.
On arrival they were met with the sight of four amazingly sexy girls. All four hobbits felt the sudden urge to rush forward, kiss their luscious glossy lips and fondle their pert, rather large boobs! Frodo felt this urge more profoundly than the other three, for he had concealed on his person the lacy thong.
However, thankfully not that the hobbits felt that way the number 8 bus arrived pulling up close to the pavement.
Pippin pushed forwards so that he could leap onto the bus first, as buses excited him. He pulled from his pocket two shiny round bus tokens, which he thrust into the female bus driver's face.
"what are you doing with those?" She snarled, "they are only for OAP's or Wizards, who generally tend to be OAP's."
She looked down at him menacingly, which wasn't difficult for her as Pippin was so small.
"No there not!" Piped up Pippin, "They are also for disabled people!"
"You're not disabled."
"Yes I am, I'm socially retarded. Stop discriminating against me, or I shall take your reference number and report you to your superior."
The other hobbits gazed on admirably.
"If you know all about that you can't be retarded, you little ferret!"
Pippin growled angrily and smashed his fist through the protective glass.
"Well that's a lot of good." Sam randomly added.
Pippin then proceeded to shove two tokens into the bus driver's eyes.
"Oi! You little toe rag!"
Pippin ran to the back row of the bus and shouted "Saved!"
The bus driver looked around frantically through her bus token eyes. The other hobbits quickly ran to the back of the bus without paying.
"I can't believe you did that!" Merry told Pippin in an unusually high voice.
"Drive on driver," a hobo said banging the bonnet of the bus and leaping through the doors of the bus barely missing being squished in their vice-like grip.
The bus chugged along narrowly avoiding the dogs of Redland.
"Damn it!" The hobo shouted, "I could have had that for my tea."
The hobbits looked at the man fearfully before Merry exclaimed "I still can't believe you did that!"
Pippin meanwhile was enthralled by the movement of the bus, "Were moving, were moving!"
Frodo and Sam looked pityingly at their two companions before continuing a game like rock, paper, scissors but which included human sex organs.
The bus crashed into a lamppost. However the bus driver was blissfully unaware as she was still blind to the world – courtesy of Pippin's bus tokens.
Frodo ran to the front of the bus with Sam on his heels. He skilfully removed the bus tokens from the bus driver's eyes and ran back up to Merry who was still pestering Pippin who was bouncing up and down by the run-a-way bus' movements.
The hobo meanwhile had got control of the bus and was careering towards the desired destination.
Finally after an eventful journey the bus stopped outside Starbucks. The hobbits quickly gathered their belongings which had been distributed around the bus through the journey thanks to the sexy girls, and they quickly disembarked (purposely stepping on top of the evil bus driver throughout) the bus and entered Starbucks.