Kumiko: yet again! another chappie! :D
Taruto: joy....
Purin: :D!! which recipe now?
Kumiko: let's see....(picking a TMM character name out of a hat) Ichigo! :D
Taruto: kampai....
Purin: Is it something strawberry??
Ichigo: of course!! strawberry is the best and so is pink, blah, blah (continues talking)
Kumiko: ya ya whatever! (pushes Ichigo out of the fic) let's see...strawberry alien statue?!??! go figure...it's shaped like kish.....
Purin and Taruto: XDXDXD
Kumiko: anyhoo....let's start....
Chapter 2 - How to Make a Strawberry Alien Statue (prefferably shaped like Kish)
Ingrediants:
1 basket of strawberries
1 pink loving neko called Ichigo
1 green haired alien called Kish
1 set of sculpting tools
2 pairs of hands
2 bowls of strawberry ice cream
2 bags of strawberry flavoured candy
Instructions:
First observe the green haired alien and get the idea of what your statue will look like.
Kish: (posing) Aren't I fab and kawaii?? huh? huh? What do you think koneko Ichigo??
Ichigo: Of course!! :D
Then, mix the basket of strawberries in with the strawberry flavoured ice cream, and one of the bags of candy.
Purin: weeee! this is fun!! (sloshing ingrediants together)
Taruto: weee.....fun.......
Kumiko: (covered in the mixture) this is fun! (lick) yummy!
Use the 2 pairs of hands and mold the mixture in to one solid. Leave it to rest for aprox. 2 min. Meanwhile, bother midget alien.
Taruto: midget...?....ah!! the whole world is against me!!
Purin: haha sure Tar-tar-kun! (pokes Taruto)
Kumiko: I agree with Purin!! :D (pokes Taruto)
Taruto: BUG OFF!!
Purin: (sniff) WAH!!!!!!!!!
Kumiko: look what you did....baddddd Taruto
Taruto: um.....bug off to kumiko and not Purin...u.u
Purin: yayayay!! (pokes Taruto) :D
Taruto: .........
Now, take the set of sculpting tools and start carving the statue while studying the green haired alien.
Kish: i'm not letting anyone make a statue of me, unless it's Ichigo!!!
Ichigo: Agree, agree!!!
Purin: who said any of us wanted to stare at you and carve a statue of you at the same time?!? That would be scary!!
Ichigo: hey!! i would!!
Kish: ya!
Taruto: DON'T YELL AT PURIN!!
Kish: wow....so protective.....calm down taruto.....
Purin: :3!!! Tar-tar-kun wuvs me!!
Taruto: no i don't!!
Kish, Ichigo and Kumiko: sureeeeeeee!
Taruto: ........
Once you finish the touches on the statue, decorate it with the remaining bag of strawberry candy.
Purin: weeeee!! (sprinkling candy on Kish)
Kish: not me you insane monkey!! the statue!!!
Purin: oh...heh..heh....my bad!! (spreads candy on statue)
Kish: ...u.u
The statue is now ready, for it to be official, place the statue in front of the pink loving neko and wait for her to worship it.
Ichigo: all hail the kawaii alien Kish!!!! (bows)
Taruto: so much worshipping in this fic......u.u
Fangirls: WE WANT TO WORSHIP!!!
Kish: X.x
Ichigo: NO!! BACK OFF! MY KISH STATUE!! (kills fangirls with strawberry bell bell)
Kish: :D!
Now it is ready to eat, proceed to devour, but only if the pink loving neko allows you to.
Ichigo: BACK OFF!!!! THIS IS GOING ON MY WALL OF KISH'S!!!
Kish: .....n.n''
End of Chapter 2
Kumiko: heh....short once again....not my fault!! wah!! it's so sad!! no reviews!!! (sniffle)
Purin: Anyhoo....if any of you readers, (if there are any) want to suggest a recipe for any of the TMM characters, please review and tell all! :D
Taruto: sure....
Kumiko: hey!! look what I found!! It's Taruto's favourite recipe!! Kawaii Monkey Girl Ca......(interuppted by Taruto)
Taruto: where did you find this?!?!?! (snatches recipe)
Kumiko: your kitchen??
Taruto: YOU RAIDED THE SHIP'S KITCHEN?!?
Kumiko: ya...pretty much, and i found Kish's favourite recipe, and Pai's!! :D what a accomplishment!!!
Taruto: Kish's and Pai's??!? Lemme see!!! (tries to grab recipes)
Kumiko: hahhah! Midget!! (recipe cards are out of Taruto's reach)
Taruto: .......u.u
Purin: Bye bye, and Sayonara readers!!!